Title: Sk8er Boi
Author: Me!
E-mail: Bubblegumpopluva@wmconnect.com
Rating: R
Summary: Revolves around the song but takes the story further.
Authors notes: I hope you enjoy this fic.
Stephanie McMahon walked briskly to her car. Her mind was full of words she could give her mother. She was steaming hot. If she'd been in an anime her face would look swollen and her eyes would have been the size of saucers. She was pissed. Hell she was fucking angry and she hoped that Jeff and his family wouldn't mind her crashing at their house. She couldn't stand to look at her own. Well, except Shane. She hoped her mother wouldn't take a bite out of him when she realized Stephanie was gone. She had a habit of blaming everything Stephanie did on Shane and his choice of sexuality. Tossing her bags forcefully into the back seat she huffed and pulled the door open.
"Stephanie!"
Stephanie set in her state got into the car disregarding the voice, knowing full and well as to who it was. Rushing towards her were two blondes and a brunette. They were supposed to be her friends. Rolling her eyes she wondered if any of them except one was sincere. Stephanie jammed her keys into the hole and turned starting the engine. The three bodies reached her car before she had a chance to back out. She glowered unhappily, as the three girls stood nearly gawking at her. She had the sudden urge to back out and run over their feet.
"Stephanie.what's been going on with you?" The tallest of the three asked. She was very pretty in the face with legs for miles. Her waist length blonde hair was pulled up high in a ponytail and trailed down the back of her white tennis uniform, which all three were wearing.
"None of you business Stace." Stephanie looked at the tall blonde as if she was a huge insect and she wanted to swat her.
"You should go see Chris he's been missing you." Stacey said glaring at Stephanie. Hunter Herst Helmsley was her cousin therefore so was Chris in a round about way. "Instead of slumming with the unworthy."
"Why the hell would I want to see that low life scum?" Stephanie matched her glare with an icy one. "And If you talk about Jeff like that again." She trailed off warningly.
"You'll what?" Stacey laughed.
"Stacey I think we should go." The short brunette said. Her wide eyes looked from Stacey to Stephanie.
Stacey pretended that she couldn't hear her. "You'll what Steph? Call your big faggot brother over here to kick my ass is that it?"
"Or maybe you'll call that spineless jellyfish you call "daddy" to come throw me off his property!" Stacey yelled enraged.
"Step off Stacey!" The other blond shoved her backwards as Stephanie jumped out of her car with the intent of kicking her ass.
"Hey Trish? Just because he dumped you when he found out he was gay you feel like one of the shittiest families around huh?" Stacey yelled. Molly grabbed her friend's arm and dragged her off.
"You'll get what you deserve you selfish bitch!!" Stacey called out in tears as Molly walked her away from the scene.
"Hey do you mind if I come with you on your adventure?" Trish asked.
"Who says it's an adventure?" Stephanie asked her best friend.
"How long have I been your best friend Steph? Hanging out with you is always a friggin adventure." She laughed.
"I'll call Jeff and ask if he can bring along his friend Shane." Stephanie laughed and they got in the car.
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In an hour Stephanie and Trish had arrived at the beach and were setting up for the little picnic they'd promised the guys. Neither of them could cook even though it was suggested that they stop at Trish's house to attempt something. In the end they went out and bought a wicket basket and some fried chicken and potato salad from the local supermarket. Along with that they'd bought some fruit punch, sodas, napkins, forks, and plates. Laying out the blanket they'd found in Steph's car they began strategically placing the food on the blanket hoping the guys wouldn't know that they'd bought the food and not cooked it.
"So what does his friend look like?" Trish asked after they'd finished setting up. She was now in a new sunflower bikini and a pair of shorts. She'd bought a sweatshirt but it was nearly 90 degrees out.
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Stephanie said laughing and adjusting her outfit that was similar to Trish's except her bikini was pink.
"I swear Steph when you die I'm going to bury you in pink." Trish giggled popping a stick of gum into her mouth.
"Oh well that's nice!" Stephanie rolled her eyes laughing.
"You'll have a little pink casket and everything and we'll play that song by Aerosmith. how does it go again?" Trish laughed when Stephanie mock glared at her.
"You are insane!" Stephanie said.
"Takes a crazy person to know one!" Trish shouted and Stephanie picked up a handful of sand.
Before she could do anything another car pulled up. The two girls stood and looked at it Trish leaned back and looked at Stephanie. "Nice car. he passes the car test."
"TRISH!" Stephanie whispered.
"What? IT looks like a reliable car I'd really hate for my best friend to be in a car that could break down at any second." Trish grinned. The guys stepped out both simply dressed in their swim trunks. Shane had sunglasses on and pulled out of the back seat some towels. In Jeff's hands were a radio and a football.
"Whoa." Was the other word that the always full of one liners Trish Stratus could say.
Jeff walked swiftly to Stephanie nearly dropping his things on the ground. The first thing he did when he got to her was wrap his arms around her and hold her close. "So. how was last night?" Jeff asked concerned.
"The usual and this morning wasn't any better." Stephanie sighed.
"Wish I could make it stop." He mumbled solidly.
"For now you can." She grinned and he smiled goofilly down at her. Melting into his body she let him close off whatever distance was between them. Lifting her chin she closed her eyes and his lips barely brushed hers. Almost trustingly they kissed and she sighed happily until there was a sharp guffaw beside them.
"Yeah hey remember us?" Trish waved at them.
"Sorry." Jeff muttered and Stephanie smiled and leaned in to his warmth.
"Jeff and Shane this is my best friend Trish Stratus." Stephanie introduced them. "And Trish this is Jeff and Shane."
"Hi." Trish said warmly. Her gaze switched from Jeff and Stephanie to Shane.
"Nice to meet you." He held out his hand, which looked rough, and used not like the baby soft hands of the many guys her parents introduced her to.
"Pleasure." Trish smiled and shook his hand.
"How about we eat?" Trish asked. "And we can talk."
"That sounds great." Shane grinned ear to ear. He couldn't help it. He was drawn to her and the fact that she was smiling back at him like she wanted to know him helped. He looked over at Stephanie and Jeff who were in a deep conversation.
"Hey I know this sounds sudden but there's this dance on Wednesday and I was wondering if you'd like to go with me seeing as I don't have a date and well... I think it would be fun.. and." She squealed.
"Parties like the ones on Buffy the Vampire slayer at the Bronze?!" She asked excitedly. He looked terrified of her for a moment then regained composure.
"You've never been to a real party?" He asked.
" Not one that I don't have to wear an expensive ball gown to." She said.
"Well then Trish. Wednesday night I'll pick you up at eight and you can wear what ever you like." Shane smiled.
Author: Me!
E-mail: Bubblegumpopluva@wmconnect.com
Rating: R
Summary: Revolves around the song but takes the story further.
Authors notes: I hope you enjoy this fic.
Stephanie McMahon walked briskly to her car. Her mind was full of words she could give her mother. She was steaming hot. If she'd been in an anime her face would look swollen and her eyes would have been the size of saucers. She was pissed. Hell she was fucking angry and she hoped that Jeff and his family wouldn't mind her crashing at their house. She couldn't stand to look at her own. Well, except Shane. She hoped her mother wouldn't take a bite out of him when she realized Stephanie was gone. She had a habit of blaming everything Stephanie did on Shane and his choice of sexuality. Tossing her bags forcefully into the back seat she huffed and pulled the door open.
"Stephanie!"
Stephanie set in her state got into the car disregarding the voice, knowing full and well as to who it was. Rushing towards her were two blondes and a brunette. They were supposed to be her friends. Rolling her eyes she wondered if any of them except one was sincere. Stephanie jammed her keys into the hole and turned starting the engine. The three bodies reached her car before she had a chance to back out. She glowered unhappily, as the three girls stood nearly gawking at her. She had the sudden urge to back out and run over their feet.
"Stephanie.what's been going on with you?" The tallest of the three asked. She was very pretty in the face with legs for miles. Her waist length blonde hair was pulled up high in a ponytail and trailed down the back of her white tennis uniform, which all three were wearing.
"None of you business Stace." Stephanie looked at the tall blonde as if she was a huge insect and she wanted to swat her.
"You should go see Chris he's been missing you." Stacey said glaring at Stephanie. Hunter Herst Helmsley was her cousin therefore so was Chris in a round about way. "Instead of slumming with the unworthy."
"Why the hell would I want to see that low life scum?" Stephanie matched her glare with an icy one. "And If you talk about Jeff like that again." She trailed off warningly.
"You'll what?" Stacey laughed.
"Stacey I think we should go." The short brunette said. Her wide eyes looked from Stacey to Stephanie.
Stacey pretended that she couldn't hear her. "You'll what Steph? Call your big faggot brother over here to kick my ass is that it?"
"Or maybe you'll call that spineless jellyfish you call "daddy" to come throw me off his property!" Stacey yelled enraged.
"Step off Stacey!" The other blond shoved her backwards as Stephanie jumped out of her car with the intent of kicking her ass.
"Hey Trish? Just because he dumped you when he found out he was gay you feel like one of the shittiest families around huh?" Stacey yelled. Molly grabbed her friend's arm and dragged her off.
"You'll get what you deserve you selfish bitch!!" Stacey called out in tears as Molly walked her away from the scene.
"Hey do you mind if I come with you on your adventure?" Trish asked.
"Who says it's an adventure?" Stephanie asked her best friend.
"How long have I been your best friend Steph? Hanging out with you is always a friggin adventure." She laughed.
"I'll call Jeff and ask if he can bring along his friend Shane." Stephanie laughed and they got in the car.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
In an hour Stephanie and Trish had arrived at the beach and were setting up for the little picnic they'd promised the guys. Neither of them could cook even though it was suggested that they stop at Trish's house to attempt something. In the end they went out and bought a wicket basket and some fried chicken and potato salad from the local supermarket. Along with that they'd bought some fruit punch, sodas, napkins, forks, and plates. Laying out the blanket they'd found in Steph's car they began strategically placing the food on the blanket hoping the guys wouldn't know that they'd bought the food and not cooked it.
"So what does his friend look like?" Trish asked after they'd finished setting up. She was now in a new sunflower bikini and a pair of shorts. She'd bought a sweatshirt but it was nearly 90 degrees out.
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Stephanie said laughing and adjusting her outfit that was similar to Trish's except her bikini was pink.
"I swear Steph when you die I'm going to bury you in pink." Trish giggled popping a stick of gum into her mouth.
"Oh well that's nice!" Stephanie rolled her eyes laughing.
"You'll have a little pink casket and everything and we'll play that song by Aerosmith. how does it go again?" Trish laughed when Stephanie mock glared at her.
"You are insane!" Stephanie said.
"Takes a crazy person to know one!" Trish shouted and Stephanie picked up a handful of sand.
Before she could do anything another car pulled up. The two girls stood and looked at it Trish leaned back and looked at Stephanie. "Nice car. he passes the car test."
"TRISH!" Stephanie whispered.
"What? IT looks like a reliable car I'd really hate for my best friend to be in a car that could break down at any second." Trish grinned. The guys stepped out both simply dressed in their swim trunks. Shane had sunglasses on and pulled out of the back seat some towels. In Jeff's hands were a radio and a football.
"Whoa." Was the other word that the always full of one liners Trish Stratus could say.
Jeff walked swiftly to Stephanie nearly dropping his things on the ground. The first thing he did when he got to her was wrap his arms around her and hold her close. "So. how was last night?" Jeff asked concerned.
"The usual and this morning wasn't any better." Stephanie sighed.
"Wish I could make it stop." He mumbled solidly.
"For now you can." She grinned and he smiled goofilly down at her. Melting into his body she let him close off whatever distance was between them. Lifting her chin she closed her eyes and his lips barely brushed hers. Almost trustingly they kissed and she sighed happily until there was a sharp guffaw beside them.
"Yeah hey remember us?" Trish waved at them.
"Sorry." Jeff muttered and Stephanie smiled and leaned in to his warmth.
"Jeff and Shane this is my best friend Trish Stratus." Stephanie introduced them. "And Trish this is Jeff and Shane."
"Hi." Trish said warmly. Her gaze switched from Jeff and Stephanie to Shane.
"Nice to meet you." He held out his hand, which looked rough, and used not like the baby soft hands of the many guys her parents introduced her to.
"Pleasure." Trish smiled and shook his hand.
"How about we eat?" Trish asked. "And we can talk."
"That sounds great." Shane grinned ear to ear. He couldn't help it. He was drawn to her and the fact that she was smiling back at him like she wanted to know him helped. He looked over at Stephanie and Jeff who were in a deep conversation.
"Hey I know this sounds sudden but there's this dance on Wednesday and I was wondering if you'd like to go with me seeing as I don't have a date and well... I think it would be fun.. and." She squealed.
"Parties like the ones on Buffy the Vampire slayer at the Bronze?!" She asked excitedly. He looked terrified of her for a moment then regained composure.
"You've never been to a real party?" He asked.
" Not one that I don't have to wear an expensive ball gown to." She said.
"Well then Trish. Wednesday night I'll pick you up at eight and you can wear what ever you like." Shane smiled.