I suppose you must want to know who I am. So I've taken it upon myself to write a compendium of my knowledge, consisting of 3 pages. Just kidding.
I am HOBLORP,
Ruler of small kitchen appliances
And Shquack Noke,
A small pinapple/plum shaped planet.
This is basically all
There is to me.
My best friend is Empress SLOR,
So go read her fics.