VERY RANDOM INSANITY!!!
(Or.Little nuggets of Wisdom.Or not.)
By Princess Esther of Hyrule,
Your friendly neighborhood Baklava lovin' Persian!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters here, except for Esther, and I don't
own the authors that appear also!
Various lines of insanity: "Lickitung: the other white meat!" Exclaimed Esther. "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!" Yelled James. "I do solemnly swear that I will refrain from all cookies, whether Macadamia, or chocolate chip, or etc." Said The Crimson Lugia. (TCL: Yeah right!! I would never refrain from cookies! [As if to prove her point, she grabs a humongous bag of Sugar cookies and eats them one by one by one by.etc.] Cookies.yum-yum!)
"The Carrera GT (Porsche): Kills bugs faster!" Announced Giovanni. "Duh." said Tracey, before getting his head beat in by Brock. "Um.what was my line again?" Asked DarkMutatedBrock. "We are the Vulpix (We are the Vulpix), the mighty, mighty Vulpix (The mighty, mighty Vulpix)...etc." Sang the herd of Vulpix. "Cheese Nips!!" Screamed PyroVulpix. "Early to bed, Early to rise, gives us all circles under our eyes." Meowth wisely stated. "Chlorinated bleach.yum-yum-yum.(consumes bleach). MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Llcorp2 laughed insanely (DUH!!). "Baklava.(eats a HUGE piece).MWHAHAHAHAHA! NOW, WITH MY SUPREME HYPER-NESS, I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!" I bellow.
" Where there's smoke, there's my strudel." Misty sighed. "If at first you don't succeed, try going down the water slide without the tuba." Domino said. "If any of you lack wisdom.don't help me with my homework." I reply. "The best-laid plans of mice and men usually aren't about building a better mousetrap." Pikachu said. "Let brotherly love continue.but when he goes to college, I'm getting his room!" Exclaimed Brock. "The best things in life will never be found in my cookbook." Cassidy uttered. "Love thy neighbors as thyself.and aim the baseballs elsewhere." Quipped Butch. "He that sows sparingly will have a very small salad." Replied Mondo. "The shortest distance between two points will never be taken by someone who says, 'Who needs directions? I know exactly how to get there.'" Answered Ritchie.
TUNE IN AGAIN FOR MORE. VERY RANDOM INSANITY!!!! (If you don't come back and read this, I will be forced to sic my Level 100 Mewtwo on you, OK? **You nod your head** Good.)
Various lines of insanity: "Lickitung: the other white meat!" Exclaimed Esther. "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!" Yelled James. "I do solemnly swear that I will refrain from all cookies, whether Macadamia, or chocolate chip, or etc." Said The Crimson Lugia. (TCL: Yeah right!! I would never refrain from cookies! [As if to prove her point, she grabs a humongous bag of Sugar cookies and eats them one by one by one by.etc.] Cookies.yum-yum!)
"The Carrera GT (Porsche): Kills bugs faster!" Announced Giovanni. "Duh." said Tracey, before getting his head beat in by Brock. "Um.what was my line again?" Asked DarkMutatedBrock. "We are the Vulpix (We are the Vulpix), the mighty, mighty Vulpix (The mighty, mighty Vulpix)...etc." Sang the herd of Vulpix. "Cheese Nips!!" Screamed PyroVulpix. "Early to bed, Early to rise, gives us all circles under our eyes." Meowth wisely stated. "Chlorinated bleach.yum-yum-yum.(consumes bleach). MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Llcorp2 laughed insanely (DUH!!). "Baklava.(eats a HUGE piece).MWHAHAHAHAHA! NOW, WITH MY SUPREME HYPER-NESS, I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!" I bellow.
" Where there's smoke, there's my strudel." Misty sighed. "If at first you don't succeed, try going down the water slide without the tuba." Domino said. "If any of you lack wisdom.don't help me with my homework." I reply. "The best-laid plans of mice and men usually aren't about building a better mousetrap." Pikachu said. "Let brotherly love continue.but when he goes to college, I'm getting his room!" Exclaimed Brock. "The best things in life will never be found in my cookbook." Cassidy uttered. "Love thy neighbors as thyself.and aim the baseballs elsewhere." Quipped Butch. "He that sows sparingly will have a very small salad." Replied Mondo. "The shortest distance between two points will never be taken by someone who says, 'Who needs directions? I know exactly how to get there.'" Answered Ritchie.
TUNE IN AGAIN FOR MORE. VERY RANDOM INSANITY!!!! (If you don't come back and read this, I will be forced to sic my Level 100 Mewtwo on you, OK? **You nod your head** Good.)