THE INSANE SONGFIC SHOW!!!!
By Princess Esther of Hyrule
PEH: *pulls Brock from crowd* Do my disclaimer!
Brock: *gets dreamy look in eyes*
PEH: STOP LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT, MORON!
Brock: All right.*still in dream-like state, dreaming about only the Lord knows what.(probably.um.stuff that would make this a PG or PG-13 Fic.^_^;;;)* This vision of pure loveliness does not own any songs listed in any of the chapters, except the versions of songs she made a remake of, and then she only owns the remake.
PEH: Good boy, now.ciao! *picks him up, and throws him to the crowd of Brock lovers, knowing this could mean big trouble for Brock.*
Brock: *as he's flying through air* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anyway.)
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Welcome to my newest insane fic, THE INSANE SONGFIC SHOW!!!
(Audience cheers)
PEH: Since this is the first chapter, I'll explain what happens. I will pick 1 or more random trainer(s), gym leader(s), E4 (Elite 4) member(s), or Fanfic author(s) from my hat. The ones picked will be forced to sing a random song from a list!
(All gym leaders, E4 members, and any one else listed above try and look frantically for an exit.)
PEH: It is too late for you now! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway...now...who shall be the first victi-I mean contestant??
(pulls 2 slips of paper from the hat.)
PEH: Why, it's PyroVulpix and The Crimson Lugia!! (scans audience) Hmm...it seems they're absent...darn those bakas. Oh well! I'll just have to use my Super-Fanfic-author powers to bring them here! (snaps fingers)
~Meanwhile, in the Author's lounge...~
(TCL, Bookgirl2003, LcCorp2, & PyroVulpix are in the lounge. TCL is playing Solitaire while eating sugar cookies, LcCorp2 is stuffing about 50 gallons of chlorinated bleach into the pantry, BookGirl2003 is working on The Elite 4's Treehouse of Humor, and PyroVulpix is eating Cheese nips while watching TV. All is quite except for the roar of the TV, TCL & PV's crunching, and an occasional groan from Lccorp2 from pushing chlorinated bleach into the pantry. That is, until Giovanni walks in...)
Giovanni: Have any of you seen Esther?
TCL: No, sorry.
Giovanni: :-( Oh...sorry to bother you all. (walks out)
PV: Now, THAT was interesting.
TCL: I wonder where she is, anyway.
Lccorp2 (who wasn't paying the slightest attention.): Who?
PV: Princess Esther of Hyrule.
Lccorp2: Nope, haven't seen her.
BG2003: Haven't seen her since The Elite 4's Treehouse of Humor.
TCL: Yeah, when you held that Halloween Party.
BG2003: (silence as she writes away.)
(suddenly, TCL and PV disappear into thin air.)
LcCorp2: O_O
BG2003: O_O
(They look at each other, then...)
BG2003 and LcCorp2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
~At The Fanfic Studio~
(PV & TCL appear before the audience...)
PV: Where are we?
TCL: Before a huge audience in some studio...Hey, this is the Esther-loves- Giovanni Productions, Inc. studio...that means...
PEH: Hey guys!!
(TCL & PV turn around)
TCL: Esther, what are we doing here?
PEH: You guys are part of my newest FanFic!
PV: Does it have insanity in it?
PEH: YOU BET!!!
PV & TCL: Cool!!!
TCL: I love insanity!
PV: So, what do we do?
PEH: Well, I might as well explain again...(author highlights rules from the beginning, hits 'copy', then goes to this part and hits 'paste' 'cause she's too lazy to retype it. ^_~) Okay, since this is the first chapter, I'll explain what happens, again. I will pick 1 or more random trainer(s), gym leader(s), E4 (Elite 4) member(s), or Fanfic author(s) from my hat. The ones picked will be forced to sing a random song from a list!
TCL & PV: O_O!!!! OMGosh!!
PEH: Okay! So, let us see what song you must sing...(pulls out a slip of paper) AH! You two and I must sing "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
TCL: WAITAMINUTE! Isn't that from Veggietales?
PEH: Yeah. Why?
(PV & TCL make random excuses to get out of it.)
PEH: Come on, It'll be fun.
TCL: Yeah, and I'm going to look like an idiot!
PEH: Soooooooo....^_^
PV: That's...wrong...
PEH: What is?
TCL: Do you like Veggietales?
PEH: UH-HUH!
TCL & PV: O_O;;;;; Eep!
PEH: WOULD YOU RATHER ME MAKE YOU SING THE BARNEY SONG?????
TCL & PV: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
PEH: THEN DO IT!!! (tosses them pirate costumes) Put these on!
(TCL & PV put on the costumes)
PEH: Okay, here we go!
~On the stage...~ (anytime they sing together, I'll put together...)
(Together): We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
PEH: We don't do anything!
TCL: Well, I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver, & I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa. And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Together): 'Cause we are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
PV (drinks coconut milk): We don't do anything! And, I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to Starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Together): 'Cause we are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
(Together): We don't do anything!
PEH: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not to good at Ping-Pong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
TCL: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??
PV: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about...Pirate-y things!
PEH: Oh!
TCL: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! (to PV) Am I right? What do you think?
PV: I think you look like Capn' Crunch.
TCL: Huh? No I don't.
PV: Do too.
TCL: Do not!
PV: You're making me hungry!
TCL: That's it! You're walkin' the plank!
PV: Says who?
TCL: Says the Captain, I do!
PV: Oh yeah! Aye, Aye, Capn' Crunch! Hee-hee-hee-hee!
TCL: ARGH!!
PV: YIPES!!
PEH: And I've never licked a spark plug, and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big, red, rubber ball, & I've never bathed and yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
TCL: You just don't get it!
Together: And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
(music ends)
TCL: Pass the cookies (it was originally chips)! Who's got the remote control?
PEH: Here it is!
PV: Time for Geraldo!
TCL: It's definitely time for Wapner.
PV: Oh, I don't like this show...
PEH: Hey, look! I found a quarter!
~backstage...~
TCL: There, we sang the song. Goodbye!
PEH: (Snaps fingers; TCL & PV freeze in their tracks) Not so fast! We've got time for one more song!!
TCL & PV: O_O!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(They run out of studio)
PEH: *Sigh* I lose more of 'em that way. Anyway, next chapter shall be another ISFS chappie!!!
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Author: Insane, yes? Read and Review!!! Next chappie coming soon!
PEH: *pulls Brock from crowd* Do my disclaimer!
Brock: *gets dreamy look in eyes*
PEH: STOP LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT, MORON!
Brock: All right.*still in dream-like state, dreaming about only the Lord knows what.(probably.um.stuff that would make this a PG or PG-13 Fic.^_^;;;)* This vision of pure loveliness does not own any songs listed in any of the chapters, except the versions of songs she made a remake of, and then she only owns the remake.
PEH: Good boy, now.ciao! *picks him up, and throws him to the crowd of Brock lovers, knowing this could mean big trouble for Brock.*
Brock: *as he's flying through air* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anyway.)
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Welcome to my newest insane fic, THE INSANE SONGFIC SHOW!!!
(Audience cheers)
PEH: Since this is the first chapter, I'll explain what happens. I will pick 1 or more random trainer(s), gym leader(s), E4 (Elite 4) member(s), or Fanfic author(s) from my hat. The ones picked will be forced to sing a random song from a list!
(All gym leaders, E4 members, and any one else listed above try and look frantically for an exit.)
PEH: It is too late for you now! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway...now...who shall be the first victi-I mean contestant??
(pulls 2 slips of paper from the hat.)
PEH: Why, it's PyroVulpix and The Crimson Lugia!! (scans audience) Hmm...it seems they're absent...darn those bakas. Oh well! I'll just have to use my Super-Fanfic-author powers to bring them here! (snaps fingers)
~Meanwhile, in the Author's lounge...~
(TCL, Bookgirl2003, LcCorp2, & PyroVulpix are in the lounge. TCL is playing Solitaire while eating sugar cookies, LcCorp2 is stuffing about 50 gallons of chlorinated bleach into the pantry, BookGirl2003 is working on The Elite 4's Treehouse of Humor, and PyroVulpix is eating Cheese nips while watching TV. All is quite except for the roar of the TV, TCL & PV's crunching, and an occasional groan from Lccorp2 from pushing chlorinated bleach into the pantry. That is, until Giovanni walks in...)
Giovanni: Have any of you seen Esther?
TCL: No, sorry.
Giovanni: :-( Oh...sorry to bother you all. (walks out)
PV: Now, THAT was interesting.
TCL: I wonder where she is, anyway.
Lccorp2 (who wasn't paying the slightest attention.): Who?
PV: Princess Esther of Hyrule.
Lccorp2: Nope, haven't seen her.
BG2003: Haven't seen her since The Elite 4's Treehouse of Humor.
TCL: Yeah, when you held that Halloween Party.
BG2003: (silence as she writes away.)
(suddenly, TCL and PV disappear into thin air.)
LcCorp2: O_O
BG2003: O_O
(They look at each other, then...)
BG2003 and LcCorp2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
~At The Fanfic Studio~
(PV & TCL appear before the audience...)
PV: Where are we?
TCL: Before a huge audience in some studio...Hey, this is the Esther-loves- Giovanni Productions, Inc. studio...that means...
PEH: Hey guys!!
(TCL & PV turn around)
TCL: Esther, what are we doing here?
PEH: You guys are part of my newest FanFic!
PV: Does it have insanity in it?
PEH: YOU BET!!!
PV & TCL: Cool!!!
TCL: I love insanity!
PV: So, what do we do?
PEH: Well, I might as well explain again...(author highlights rules from the beginning, hits 'copy', then goes to this part and hits 'paste' 'cause she's too lazy to retype it. ^_~) Okay, since this is the first chapter, I'll explain what happens, again. I will pick 1 or more random trainer(s), gym leader(s), E4 (Elite 4) member(s), or Fanfic author(s) from my hat. The ones picked will be forced to sing a random song from a list!
TCL & PV: O_O!!!! OMGosh!!
PEH: Okay! So, let us see what song you must sing...(pulls out a slip of paper) AH! You two and I must sing "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
TCL: WAITAMINUTE! Isn't that from Veggietales?
PEH: Yeah. Why?
(PV & TCL make random excuses to get out of it.)
PEH: Come on, It'll be fun.
TCL: Yeah, and I'm going to look like an idiot!
PEH: Soooooooo....^_^
PV: That's...wrong...
PEH: What is?
TCL: Do you like Veggietales?
PEH: UH-HUH!
TCL & PV: O_O;;;;; Eep!
PEH: WOULD YOU RATHER ME MAKE YOU SING THE BARNEY SONG?????
TCL & PV: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
PEH: THEN DO IT!!! (tosses them pirate costumes) Put these on!
(TCL & PV put on the costumes)
PEH: Okay, here we go!
~On the stage...~ (anytime they sing together, I'll put together...)
(Together): We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
PEH: We don't do anything!
TCL: Well, I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver, & I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa. And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Together): 'Cause we are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
PV (drinks coconut milk): We don't do anything! And, I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to Starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Together): 'Cause we are the Pirates who don't do anything!
(Together): We just stay home and lie around!
(Together): And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
(Together): We don't do anything!
PEH: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not to good at Ping-Pong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
TCL: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??
PV: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about...Pirate-y things!
PEH: Oh!
TCL: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! (to PV) Am I right? What do you think?
PV: I think you look like Capn' Crunch.
TCL: Huh? No I don't.
PV: Do too.
TCL: Do not!
PV: You're making me hungry!
TCL: That's it! You're walkin' the plank!
PV: Says who?
TCL: Says the Captain, I do!
PV: Oh yeah! Aye, Aye, Capn' Crunch! Hee-hee-hee-hee!
TCL: ARGH!!
PV: YIPES!!
PEH: And I've never licked a spark plug, and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big, red, rubber ball, & I've never bathed and yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
TCL: You just don't get it!
Together: And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
(music ends)
TCL: Pass the cookies (it was originally chips)! Who's got the remote control?
PEH: Here it is!
PV: Time for Geraldo!
TCL: It's definitely time for Wapner.
PV: Oh, I don't like this show...
PEH: Hey, look! I found a quarter!
~backstage...~
TCL: There, we sang the song. Goodbye!
PEH: (Snaps fingers; TCL & PV freeze in their tracks) Not so fast! We've got time for one more song!!
TCL & PV: O_O!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(They run out of studio)
PEH: *Sigh* I lose more of 'em that way. Anyway, next chapter shall be another ISFS chappie!!!
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Author: Insane, yes? Read and Review!!! Next chappie coming soon!