THE INSANE SONGFIC SHOW!!!!
By Princess Esther of Hyrule
PEH: *pulls Giovanni from crowd* Okay, hottie, do the disclaimer!!
Giovanni: O_O, OH NO!! Great.the author who tortured me in chapter.um..3, I believe. I'm going to die.
PEH: Dude, I'm just telling ya' to do a disclaimer! Is that so difficult??
Giovanni: ^_^ Oh, I thought you wanted me to participate again! Last time, in chapter 3, I fainted afterwards 'cause of the sheer stupidity of it, and you *shudders violently* tried to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, only it wasn't resuscitation 'cause I was still breathing.
PEH: Quiet, hottie! DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Gio: No.
PEH: I'll kiss you if you don't.
Gio: O_O Okay, this freak-of-nature doesn't own any songs except for song re-makes.
PEH: ^_^ Where there's a Will, there's a.
TCL: Karen (there, Will/Karen shippers)!
PEH: Umm.-_-;;; I suppose so, in some cases, but Um.that's not what I was about to say.
TCL: Oh.(sits down)
PEH: As I was saying, where there's a will, there's a WAY (glares at TCL)!!
TCL: (Puppy-dog-eyes) What? I'm an innocent little almost 13-year-old Crimson Lugia who can do no wrong.
PEH: Uh-huh.right.
TCL: No! Serious, I am!
PEH: WAITAMINUTE! We gotta get started, so quite!
(takes SEVERAL [about, oh.say, 4 pieces] slips of paper from hat)
PEH: ^_^ ALL RIGHT!!! Perfect!! This is going to be beautiful, especially if.(draws song from other hat) ACCKK! YES!!! PERFECT!! Okay, let me get our contestants!! (snaps fingers)
(Giovanni, Link, Esther [from my story, not me], and Ganondorf appear.)
Giovanni: No! No, No, No! *dials number of local mental institution on cell phone*
PEH: What are you doing??
Gio: Dialing the local Charter.
PEH: Why??
Gio: You need help.
PEH: Um.hate to burst your bubble, but Charter closed down.
Gio: Okay, then I'm dialing the local Asylum.
PEH: Forget it. No Asylums around here on FF. Net.
Gio: -_-;;;Oh boy.
Ganondorf: Yes, I am free to wreck havoc on Hyrule and gain the Triforce of the Sacred Realm!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gio: -_-;;;;;;He's worse than me.
Esther & Link: WHY DID YOU LET HIM OUT?!?!?!
PEH: 'Cause he's in this song.
Link: What song?
PEH: THIS SONG!! *pulls lever; instantly, the 4 victi-I mean contestants, are at the final battle scene from PEH's unfinished story.*
(Don't worry, they know what to do.)
(Song begins; by the by, this is a re-make of "You just can't win" from Pokémon live.)
GANONDORF: YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
YOU'VE MORE THAN MET YOUR MATCH GIOVANNI: GUESS YOU'RE SLOWING DOWN OLD MAN,
CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH
GANONDORF: SOON THE WHOLE LAND WILL KNOW
THE GENIUS OF MY PLAN
ESTHER: WE WILL FIND A WAY TO STOP YOU,
ANYWAY WE CAN
GANONDORF: YOU'RE SUCH GOODY-TWO-SHOES,
IT'S MORE FUN BEING BAD
LINK: NO ONE'S GOING TO SIDE WITH YOU,
YOU'RE STARK RAVING MAD!
GANONDORF: OH YEAH, JUST ASK YOUR MOTHER!
ESTHER: THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST!
GANONDORF: LISTEN TO ME, LITTLE GIRL,
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!
GIOVANNI: YOU JUST CAN'T WIN
GANONDORF: YOU'RE NOT THAT STRONG
LINK: TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS
GANONDORF: YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
YOU JUST CAN'T WIN
ESTHER: GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN
GANONDORF: YOUR CHANCES ARE SLIM
GIOVANNI: NO MORE FOOLING AROUND
GANONDORF, GIOVANNI, LINK, ESTHER: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
GANONDORF: YOU.
LINK: .JUST.
ESTHER: .CAN'T.
GIOVANNI: .WIN!
~back at studio~
(Audience cheers with delight)
Giovanni: ^_^ (He's wearing his Hero of Time outfit) Crowd pleaser, as usual.
Ganondorf: ;_; WAHHH!!!
PEH: -_-;;; Oh boy.why are you crying?
Ganondorf: *sniff* You just had to *sniff, sniff* remind me of that day.
PEH: ^_^ Oh well! (Ganondorf is transported back to the Dark Realm)
Link, Esther: AHHHHHH!!!!!! (both are tackled by fans)
Esther fan #1: I want a kiss!
Link Fan #1: I want his hat!
Esther: Hey! Get off of me! Hey, no touching there!! Link, help!
Link: Um.I would if I could, but I can't.
Esther: Useless brother.VANNI!!
Giovanni: Sure thing, honey!! (begins throwing men off of her)
Esther: O_O NO, NOT THERE!! Giovanni, hurry! They're touching me the wrong way!
Giovanni: O_O HANDS OFF OF HER!!!!!!! (Begins throwing men off of her at an amazing rate)
(ten seconds later.)
Giovanni: (throws off last guy, revealing Esther underneath, her clothes stretched from the males tugging at them.) You okay?
Esther: Not particularly, no.
Giovanni: Oh, sorry.(hugs her tightly)
PEH: Um... that's the end of our show for today! Tune in next time!!
~~~~ Author: READ AND REVIEW!!
PEH: *pulls Giovanni from crowd* Okay, hottie, do the disclaimer!!
Giovanni: O_O, OH NO!! Great.the author who tortured me in chapter.um..3, I believe. I'm going to die.
PEH: Dude, I'm just telling ya' to do a disclaimer! Is that so difficult??
Giovanni: ^_^ Oh, I thought you wanted me to participate again! Last time, in chapter 3, I fainted afterwards 'cause of the sheer stupidity of it, and you *shudders violently* tried to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, only it wasn't resuscitation 'cause I was still breathing.
PEH: Quiet, hottie! DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Gio: No.
PEH: I'll kiss you if you don't.
Gio: O_O Okay, this freak-of-nature doesn't own any songs except for song re-makes.
PEH: ^_^ Where there's a Will, there's a.
TCL: Karen (there, Will/Karen shippers)!
PEH: Umm.-_-;;; I suppose so, in some cases, but Um.that's not what I was about to say.
TCL: Oh.(sits down)
PEH: As I was saying, where there's a will, there's a WAY (glares at TCL)!!
TCL: (Puppy-dog-eyes) What? I'm an innocent little almost 13-year-old Crimson Lugia who can do no wrong.
PEH: Uh-huh.right.
TCL: No! Serious, I am!
PEH: WAITAMINUTE! We gotta get started, so quite!
(takes SEVERAL [about, oh.say, 4 pieces] slips of paper from hat)
PEH: ^_^ ALL RIGHT!!! Perfect!! This is going to be beautiful, especially if.(draws song from other hat) ACCKK! YES!!! PERFECT!! Okay, let me get our contestants!! (snaps fingers)
(Giovanni, Link, Esther [from my story, not me], and Ganondorf appear.)
Giovanni: No! No, No, No! *dials number of local mental institution on cell phone*
PEH: What are you doing??
Gio: Dialing the local Charter.
PEH: Why??
Gio: You need help.
PEH: Um.hate to burst your bubble, but Charter closed down.
Gio: Okay, then I'm dialing the local Asylum.
PEH: Forget it. No Asylums around here on FF. Net.
Gio: -_-;;;Oh boy.
Ganondorf: Yes, I am free to wreck havoc on Hyrule and gain the Triforce of the Sacred Realm!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gio: -_-;;;;;;He's worse than me.
Esther & Link: WHY DID YOU LET HIM OUT?!?!?!
PEH: 'Cause he's in this song.
Link: What song?
PEH: THIS SONG!! *pulls lever; instantly, the 4 victi-I mean contestants, are at the final battle scene from PEH's unfinished story.*
(Don't worry, they know what to do.)
(Song begins; by the by, this is a re-make of "You just can't win" from Pokémon live.)
GANONDORF: YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
YOU'VE MORE THAN MET YOUR MATCH GIOVANNI: GUESS YOU'RE SLOWING DOWN OLD MAN,
CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH
GANONDORF: SOON THE WHOLE LAND WILL KNOW
THE GENIUS OF MY PLAN
ESTHER: WE WILL FIND A WAY TO STOP YOU,
ANYWAY WE CAN
GANONDORF: YOU'RE SUCH GOODY-TWO-SHOES,
IT'S MORE FUN BEING BAD
LINK: NO ONE'S GOING TO SIDE WITH YOU,
YOU'RE STARK RAVING MAD!
GANONDORF: OH YEAH, JUST ASK YOUR MOTHER!
ESTHER: THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST!
GANONDORF: LISTEN TO ME, LITTLE GIRL,
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!
GIOVANNI: YOU JUST CAN'T WIN
GANONDORF: YOU'RE NOT THAT STRONG
LINK: TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS
GANONDORF: YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
YOU JUST CAN'T WIN
ESTHER: GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN
GANONDORF: YOUR CHANCES ARE SLIM
GIOVANNI: NO MORE FOOLING AROUND
GANONDORF, GIOVANNI, LINK, ESTHER: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
GANONDORF: YOU.
LINK: .JUST.
ESTHER: .CAN'T.
GIOVANNI: .WIN!
~back at studio~
(Audience cheers with delight)
Giovanni: ^_^ (He's wearing his Hero of Time outfit) Crowd pleaser, as usual.
Ganondorf: ;_; WAHHH!!!
PEH: -_-;;; Oh boy.why are you crying?
Ganondorf: *sniff* You just had to *sniff, sniff* remind me of that day.
PEH: ^_^ Oh well! (Ganondorf is transported back to the Dark Realm)
Link, Esther: AHHHHHH!!!!!! (both are tackled by fans)
Esther fan #1: I want a kiss!
Link Fan #1: I want his hat!
Esther: Hey! Get off of me! Hey, no touching there!! Link, help!
Link: Um.I would if I could, but I can't.
Esther: Useless brother.VANNI!!
Giovanni: Sure thing, honey!! (begins throwing men off of her)
Esther: O_O NO, NOT THERE!! Giovanni, hurry! They're touching me the wrong way!
Giovanni: O_O HANDS OFF OF HER!!!!!!! (Begins throwing men off of her at an amazing rate)
(ten seconds later.)
Giovanni: (throws off last guy, revealing Esther underneath, her clothes stretched from the males tugging at them.) You okay?
Esther: Not particularly, no.
Giovanni: Oh, sorry.(hugs her tightly)
PEH: Um... that's the end of our show for today! Tune in next time!!
~~~~ Author: READ AND REVIEW!!