Part 2 of Mewtwo's Revenge!!
By Princess Esther of Hyrule
Disclaimer: I own Esther and myself and that's it!
~~~~
~The author's lounge...~
*The authors (except for BG2003, who was ordering a pizza) inside all, while Esther was asleep, decided to raid the pantry, only to discover...NOTHING WAS LEFT!!! Except for the trail of Chlorinated bleach going beneath the pantry wall, which none of them noticed...*
TCL: *Sees her cookies are missing; every single one of them!* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! I cannot be! My cookies...;_;
PEH: My baklava...;_;
PV: My Cheese Nips...;_;
LcCorp2: My chlorinated bleach...;_;
*All of them looked at each other, and then...*
ALL: *hugging each other* ;_; WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Kinda pathetic, to say the least...*
TCL: SHUT UP!! THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT!!
*Sorry*
PEH: My baklava...gone...*sniff, sniff, sniff*
BG2003: *sees PEH crying* There, there.
TCL: My cookies...*sniff, sniff, SNORT!*
LcCorp2: WHAT WAS THAT?!
TCL: Sorry...*sniff, sniff, sob*
LcCorp2: What are we gonna do? We cannot survive without our favorite foods!
PEH: Oh, we can survive all right!
PV: *sniff* How?
PEH: It's simple, really. We can survive, but we'd become...Oh I don't want to think about it!
LcCorp2: What? Think about what?
PEH: If we don't eating some of our favorite foods within 24 hours, we shall become...Oh, I cannot bear the thought of it!
TCL: Just tell us already!
PEH: We'd become...*shudders VERY violently*...sane...
TCL: *Gasps* You said the S-word!!
PEH: I know, I know...
LcCorp2: We'd become WHAT?!?!?!?!
BG2003: You heard her.
PV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We cannot become.... that word!!!!! I'd rather perish!
TCL: Me too!!!
PEH: *Finally takes notice of the trail of chlorinated bleach on floor* Hey, this trail of Chlorinated Bleach goes underneath the wall...
TCL: *didn't hear PEH because she's focusing on a little red button on the wall* Hmm...I wonder what this does... *presses it*
*All of them (except for Esther, of course) are thrown into a room on the other side of the Author's Lounge. It's like a basement, but bigger. Teetering around the room, almost in a drunk-like state, are Ganondorf and Bowser.*
Ganondorf: (slurred) I'm going to have to get some more of that Chlorinated bleach...*smacks into the wall* It gives ya such a high! *Smacks into another wall*
Bowser: (slurred) Oh yeah...some more baklava too...*smacks into the wall, then into Ganondorf*
PEH: So they snatched our goodies!
TCL: Those little (censored)!
PEH: Let's get them, guys!
All (except for Ganondorf and Bowser): YEAH! *everyone tackles Ganondorf and Bowser, which isn't hard to do.*
Ganondorf: (To PEH; slurred) Oh, hey, Link...You're looking hot today...
PEH: O_O;;;;;; That's it!! *Punches him out*
Bowser: (To TCL; slurred as well) Morning, my beautiful Mario...
TCL: O_O;;;;; *knocks him out as well*
PEH: Perverts.
TCL: Oh yeah!
PV: Now, let's get some more supplies at the store, now that we've dealt with the problem!
All: *except for Ganon and Bowser, obviously* YEAH!
*They all hightail it to the store, except for BG2003, who stays to wait for her pizza*
~Meanwhile...~
*Giovanni has pulled out whatever was in the back of the file drawer and blows off the dust*
Giovanni: *coughs from the dust* All right, little fellow. Let's go to lunch, and see what's in you. *Goes to the local Diner*
~At the diner...~
Giovanni: Okay, let's see what's in you....*opens the file* Hmmm...What's with all these papers...? I wonder if this is the lead I'm looking for... *reads heading of first paper* " Top 10 reasons to love Team Rocket"? *Reads another* "Top 10 reasons to love cookies"? *And another...* "Top 10 reasons why Giovanni is a lunatic"?! "By TCL"?! Why that little....grr....*reads another* "Top 10 reasons Mewtwo is the villain of this Fan Fiction"? *Scratches head, contemplating* what's the bloody heck is a Mewtwo?
~Meanwhile...~
Mew2: *watching Giovanni* BLOODY H***!! WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!
Pika2: Don't worry. He doesn't know what you are cause ya erased his memory, therefore he can't find us!
Mew2: I sure hope so, for all of our sakes.
~Meanwhile...~
TCL: Yay! Cookies!! *Huggles HUGE tub of every possible type of cookie imaginable, and even some unimaginable*
PEH: Baklava!! *Huggles packages tightly*
LcCorp2: CHLORINATED BLEACH! *Huggles 259,591,159 containers, which weigh together 2,999,999,999,999,999 pounds*
PV: AND CHEESE NIPS, OH MY!!
BG2003: *pizza guy arrives* PIZZA!!!
Pizza dude: Dude, that'll be, like, 465,215,358,591 (four-hundred, sixty-five billion, two-hundred fifteen-million, three-hundred fifty-eight thousand, five-hundred, ninety-one) pokebucks!
BG2003: O_O WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!
Pizza dude: Nothin', man!
BG2003: I'm BookGirl2003, and I own the company you work for!
Pizza Dude: Whoops, sorry, dude!
BG2003: Well, I've got news for you, "Dude"!
Pizza dude: Like, what's that, boss man?
BG2003: YOU'RE FIRED!! *Kicks him hard, and sends him flying*
Pizza Guy: *flying through the air* Dude, this is, like, totally uncool! *Ping!*
BG2003: PIZZA! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!!! *Huggles it protectively*
*Door bell rings*
PEH: Oh, it must be my food! I'll be right back, ya'll!
*Japanese guy at door*
Japanese dude (Japanese accent): You order Octopus and Surf Clam sushi, with Miso Soup and Tofu?
PEH: Yeah. How much?
JD: Fifty thousand pokebucks, if you please.
PEH: O_O 50,000 POKEBUCKS?!
JD: Yes, why you ask?
PEH: Me friend Sato owns the take out company!
JD: Oh, so you get 95% discount!
PEH: That's right! So, how much?
JD: *calculates figure* 2,500 pokebucks, please.
PEH: ^_^ I love having friends who can pull some strings! *Forks over cash*
JD: Thank you! *exit, stage right even (snagglepuss^_^) !*
BG2003: *whining* How come you get a discount?
PEH: Hey, you didn't even pay, so shut your trap!
BG2003: Oh yeah...^_^;;;
*They all sit there eating their food, when suddenly...*
Giovanni: *runs in, but can't brake fast enough and slams into the wall!* Owwwwwwwwwww.....
PV: X-) That HAD to hurt!
Giovanni: *soprano-tone voice* It did....owwwieee....*falls backward onto rug*
PEH: Giovanni, speak to me!
Giovanni: *VERY dazed* Oh, look at all the pretty Persians...*faints*
TCL: Ya know, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him....^_^
PV: That's bad...and very scary also.
TCL: I know…when PEH takes says she's gonna write an insane fic, she's gonna write an insane fic!
PEH: I wonder what he rushed in here for?
BG2003: This is your chance, Cassandra!
PEH: Huh?
BG2003: Kiss him while he's still unconscious!
PEH: Oh, but I couldn't!
BG2003: And why not?
PEH: That would be taking advantage of him! I cannot do that! It wouldn't be right!
BG2003: Cass, if you don't do it now, you may not get another chance for a VERY long time!
PEH: Hmm…I see your point…um…let me think…*contemplates for about thirty seconds; Jeopardy music plays*
~Meanwhile…in some room in Hyrule Castle~
Link: I still think the room would look better with some more green in it…
Zelda: Now that you mention it, it kind of does, doesn't it?
Link: Yeah. I wonder how my sister's doing.
Zelda: Ya' mean Esther?
Link: Ya'. I'm getting worried about her, being alone and all.
Zelda: Don't worry, Giovanni's with her.
Link: 'Giovanni', as in the Third Hero of Time?
Zelda: Yeah, why?
Link: That's what I was afraid of.
Zelda: Link, I hardly think that she would…he would…they would…um…ya' know…I don't think they would do that, Link. Besides, she'd smack him if he tried to…um…do anything…
Link: Agh! Zelda, don't say that! You're putting nasty images in my head!
Zelda: Whoops, sorry! ^_^
Link: That's it; I've got to go save her!
Zelda: But, Link, it's our honeymoon…
Link: Zelda, my love, she could be in grave danger! I'm sorry I must leave you, Zelda! I'll be back soon! *Disappears into thin air*
Zelda: Oh, I do wish he'd stop doing that. -_-;;;
~Back in the Author's Lounge…~
PEH: *is still thinking if she should take advantage of the situation or not*…(in deep thought)
TCL: He's liable to wake up any minute now…
PEH: You're right! I'm going to go against me values and take advantage of him! ^_^
PV: Remember; don't go to far, now…
PEH: O_O Eww….you make it sound really wrong…-_-;;;;
PV: I didn't mean in THAT way!! ^_^;;;
PEH: Oh, well! Wish me luck, ya'll! *Goes over to here Giovanni is laying there, unconscious* Here goes nothing...*plants lips on his, then…A split second later, she goes bouncing off the walls!*
PEH: YAHOO!!! *Bouncing of the walls like a crazed Psycho-bunny*
TCL: O_O Whoa! *Ducks as PEH flies over her head*
PV: She's gone way of her rocker this time!
BG2003: ^_^ Cool, I didn't know that could happen.
TCL: What?
BG2003: Her going Looney when she kissed him.
LcCorp2: Boy, is he going to be mad when he finds out! ^_^
*Suddenly, Link appears*
Link: *sees The Flying PEH* WHOA! *Ducks just in time as she passes overhead* What in Din's name was that? Was it a Keese (a enemy from the LoZ series that's a bat)
PV: No…
Link: A blue Bubble (a skull with wings surrounded by blue flame)?
TCL: no…
Link: a Fire Keese (bat with fire)?
BG2003: No…
Link: Oh, I know, it's a WallMaster (dismembered hand that can take you back to the start of the dungeon if allowed to)!
TCL: No! It's Princess Esther of Hyrule! AHH! *Ducks as PEH comes a little to close to her feathered body*
Link: Don't worry, I shall protect you! *Puts shield in front of him. PEH then slams into it and falls, unconscious, to the ground*
PEH: (Very dazed) Ooooo…look at all the pretty Giovannis…*faint*
TCL: Thank you! Don't worry, your sister is safe!
Link: That's good! Bye! *Disappears again*
PV: Why do I have a feeling Gio's going to come to soon?
Giovanni: *comes to* Uhhhh…owwie…where am I? *Shakes head and looks around* Oh, I'm in the Author's Lounge…Hey, why's PEH on the floor, unconscious?
TCL: Um…it's a long story. Ya' better sit down while we explain…
~30 minutes later~
Giovanni: Ehhh….*shudders at the thought that PEH kissed him* That's scary…
PV: So, what'd ya' come racing in here for?
Giovanni: *pulls file out of jacket* This is why. I found it in my record cabinet and examined it. There's something called, "Top 10 reasons Mewtwo is the villain of this Fan Fiction," and I decided to share it with you all, and see if we can figure out who this "Mewtwo" is…
~After much debate…five hours later…~
Esther: *waking up* (Yawns) My, that was a good zuzuzu… My, that was a good nap…
Giovanni: *huggles her* Night, Essie.
Esther: O_o But I just woke up…
Giovanni: Yeah, but it's nighttime outside, see? *Points outside to the pitch-black sky*
Esther: Oh. So, did ya' find any clues?
Giovanni: Yeah, but we're trying to find out where the culprit is…
Esther: Who's the culprit?
Giovanni: Something called Mewtwo…
Esther: O_o Whazat?
Giovanni: I still haven't a clue…
*Suddenly, Mewtwo appears!*
Mew2: Spammit, you have figured it out!
Giovanni: Who are you?
Mew2: I'm your worst nightmare…
Giovanni: No, my worst nightmare would be PEH kissing me again. *Glares at PEH, who is still unconscious*
Mew2: O_O She kissed you?!
Esther: O_O (thought: Eeehhhh…scary…)
Giovanni: Yeah, why?
Mew2: *shudders very violently* that's scary…
Giovanni: Yeah, it is…so, who are you?
Mew2: I'm Mewtwo.
Giovanni: O_O So, you're the culprit! *Somehow gets Mewtwo into a headlock* Give my Essie her Vocabulary back!
Mew2: (In pain) Okay…okay…*waves hand towards Esther* There.
Esther: Listen…Hey, it worked, my vocabulary's back! YIPEE!!
Giovanni: ^_^ Yay!
All authors in the Lounge, especially BG2003: YAY!!!!!!
Mew2: looks like I gotta go think up a new plan…*disappears*
Esther: Good riddance!
Giovanni: Now, when's that blasted PEH going to come to? I haven't all day to get back at her!
PEH: *Comes to*
Giovanni: Finally, now you're dead…hey! *Sees that Esther is holding onto him* Lemme go, Essie!
Esther: Nuh-uh! You aren't getting anywhere near her, after what happened!
Giovanni: She kissed me while I was unconscious! I didn't kiss her! :-P Belch!
Esther: Oh well. Come on, I'll buy you dinner for helping me out! ^_^
Giovanni: Umm…ya' know, that's not really necessary…
Esther: Sure it is! Come on!
Giovanni: ^_^ *shrugs* Guess there's no point in arguing.
PEH: I LIKE PURPLE BANANAS!!! SEASHELLS IN A CIRCLE ATTRACT PRETTY LADYBUGS!! WATCH OUT FOR THE FLYING COFFEE MUG ON RUNWAY 379!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 8-D
TCL: She's back!
BG2003: And more insane than ever…^_^;;;;
Giovanni: Um…^_^;;;; I think that's our cue to exit, stage left!
Esther: ^_^;;; Um…yeah! *They both hightail it*
PEH: *Laughs hysterically*
~~~~~
MWHAHAHAHA! That was insane! ^_^ Please R&R!! By the way…Cosmic Mewtwo's When Pickles Fly rocks!! LOL!!