A/N: Somebody else owns ?Frosty The Snowman? and JKR owns the Harry Potter universe. I own nothing, I owe much. The rest I leave to the poor.

Frosty the ferret, Draco Malfoy was his name,
If all hell runs loose, if the people die, then you know that he?s to blame Oh-

Frosty the ferret, he was bouncing in the hall.
If our luck is bright and the time is right he`ll be dangling from the wall-Oh

Frosty the ferret, hair is blonde and all slicked back.
What an ugly jerk and it is no quirk that his head I?m giving a whack-Oh

Frosty the ferret, master distainful don?t you know?
But if I could (and you know I should) I would encrust him all in snow-Oh

Frosty the ferret, I don?t want him as a pet,
But I don?t worry; on Christmas day, he?ll get nothing, don?t you fret.