Authors Notes: ^_^ well since I got a coupla good
reviews from the first part, I decided, 'Hey, why not keep going with the
thing!' probably not as funny as the first but I make due with what things
I can come up with. And please be kind when reviewing, I try not to put
anything offensicive in these things...ah, I'm talking too much now, skip
the rest of this...
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(picking up where the first part left off...)
57. J.K Rowling: *stars at H.P.action figures* Dear God those things are scary...*Shudders* (ever notice how weird H.P. action figures look?)
58. James: should used a rubber when I had the chance.
59. Dementor: Do you know how hard it is to get a date dressed like this?! The dark cloak thing went out with Charlse Manson.
60. Draco: Whatdaya mean you bleached my hair when I was five?!
61. Ron: You know, I never really noticed how much fun playing connect-the-dots with freckles is...
62. Dementor: Kissy! Kissy! *smooch*
63. Ginny: *siiigh* Harry just isn't cutting it any more....
64. Lucius: Heeelp! The paranoids are out to get me!!!!
65. Lucius: *looks at Draco* You shoulda got spanked more.
66. Duddly: 1-800-555-Jenny!
67. Neville: I always did have anger issues....
68. Voldemort: Dang it! Quit stealin' my bunny slippers.
69. Scabbers: Moo.
70. McGonagall: *gasp* A gray hair!!!
71. Dumbledore: It looks so natural; no one can tell with just for men...
72. Percy: Ah, yea, I just love em' and leave em'...
Neville: WHAT?!
73. Vernon Dursley: I'm irressistable!
74. Lucius: *walks in and catches Draco putting on make-up* Oh hell, I knew it was hereditary...
75. Hermonie: Well, of course, they're real!
Ginny: nuh-uh! they're too big to
be real!
Hermonie: look I
don't have false nails alright!
76. Harry: Sheezz, no wonder I don't get a date, the 'tape on the glasses' look went out years ago...
(okie...I've run out of inspiration...more on the next update...)