Hi u ppls!!!!!! This is my first fic so pleez don't thro fruit at me
*beams*
*Zucchini is fired thru the air* "Ha ha, that's not fruit!" someone (who
will die shortly) laughs.
Oh, well. Hope u like it anyway. Next will have humor involving cheese!!!!
Muhahahaha!! (A/N I don't really like profanity so you wont see much of it,
just stuff like *^%^$$ or *hi*, but you can tell what the words are.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and characters. Alas, I am even forgetting what he looks like cuz of a $^@)&*%!# firewall that prevents me from seeing eps my friend sends me *weeps*. The plot is entirely mine, tho. Yes, yes...mine...MINE....MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A DREAM OF NIGHTMARES
By TheGreatCheese
Kagome checked her backpack again and held onto the shards. *God* she thought *I hope Inuyasha wont get mad if I'm only a few minutes late!* However, she should have known better than that as she jumped into the well. "KYAA!!!!!!!!! ~ Inuyasha, slow down!!! I can't avoid tree branches as well as you can, you know!!!!!" she screamed while hanging on for dear life on the hanyou's back. "If you had gotten here earlier, we wouldn't be late!" Inuyasha snarled. Kagome was surprised. Inuyasha didn't usually care if he was early by three hours or late by two days. "Why are we in a hurry?" "Kaede said she found a way to stop nightmares and wanted you there to help test it." Inuyasha grumbled. Suddenly they arrived at the village. "KAGOME!!!!!" A fuzzy bomb had just launched itself onto her the minute she stepped off Inuyasha's back. "Shippo! You're cutting off my air!!" Kagome gasped. The young kitsune slowly stopped hugging her and instead stood on her shoulders. "Kagome! It is good to see you again!" Sango and Miroku emerged from a hut. By the red handprint mark on the monk's face, Kagome already knew that his hand had traveled to the great beyond and had paid dearly for it. Sango hugged Kagome. Miroku tried to do the same thing, but Kagome knew him well enough to just say "hi" and retreat to Kaede's hut. "Kaede? You said you needed me." Kagome said, entering the neat little hut. "Yes, Kagome. I have just found an herb that expels nightmares for good, at least, I think it does. Unfortunately, it only works with one thing...Ramen!" (A/N Betchya didn't expect that) "Kagome looked quizzically at Kaede. "Ramen? The ones Inuyasha eats all the time?" At the mention of ramen the hungry hanyou burst through the door. "Ramen? Where??????" Kagome sighed. "The no-nightmare herb only works with ramen, but you cant have any now. HEY! DON'T GO DIGGING THROUGH MY PACK!!!!!" Inuyasha grabbed the ramen packet and wolfed it down. "Yum!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaede took out the packet of no-nightmare herb she had found and sprinkled it into the bowls. Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango all had only one bowl, but Inuyasha had two. They watched in disgust as he quickly ate the ramen noodles before they had even picked up their chopsticks. They quickly finished, however, while listening to Inuyasha's annoying tune dedicated to ramen. "YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YU-" Suddenly, his eyes rolled up and went into a dead faint.
MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo evil.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and characters. Alas, I am even forgetting what he looks like cuz of a $^@)&*%!# firewall that prevents me from seeing eps my friend sends me *weeps*. The plot is entirely mine, tho. Yes, yes...mine...MINE....MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A DREAM OF NIGHTMARES
By TheGreatCheese
Kagome checked her backpack again and held onto the shards. *God* she thought *I hope Inuyasha wont get mad if I'm only a few minutes late!* However, she should have known better than that as she jumped into the well. "KYAA!!!!!!!!! ~ Inuyasha, slow down!!! I can't avoid tree branches as well as you can, you know!!!!!" she screamed while hanging on for dear life on the hanyou's back. "If you had gotten here earlier, we wouldn't be late!" Inuyasha snarled. Kagome was surprised. Inuyasha didn't usually care if he was early by three hours or late by two days. "Why are we in a hurry?" "Kaede said she found a way to stop nightmares and wanted you there to help test it." Inuyasha grumbled. Suddenly they arrived at the village. "KAGOME!!!!!" A fuzzy bomb had just launched itself onto her the minute she stepped off Inuyasha's back. "Shippo! You're cutting off my air!!" Kagome gasped. The young kitsune slowly stopped hugging her and instead stood on her shoulders. "Kagome! It is good to see you again!" Sango and Miroku emerged from a hut. By the red handprint mark on the monk's face, Kagome already knew that his hand had traveled to the great beyond and had paid dearly for it. Sango hugged Kagome. Miroku tried to do the same thing, but Kagome knew him well enough to just say "hi" and retreat to Kaede's hut. "Kaede? You said you needed me." Kagome said, entering the neat little hut. "Yes, Kagome. I have just found an herb that expels nightmares for good, at least, I think it does. Unfortunately, it only works with one thing...Ramen!" (A/N Betchya didn't expect that) "Kagome looked quizzically at Kaede. "Ramen? The ones Inuyasha eats all the time?" At the mention of ramen the hungry hanyou burst through the door. "Ramen? Where??????" Kagome sighed. "The no-nightmare herb only works with ramen, but you cant have any now. HEY! DON'T GO DIGGING THROUGH MY PACK!!!!!" Inuyasha grabbed the ramen packet and wolfed it down. "Yum!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaede took out the packet of no-nightmare herb she had found and sprinkled it into the bowls. Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango all had only one bowl, but Inuyasha had two. They watched in disgust as he quickly ate the ramen noodles before they had even picked up their chopsticks. They quickly finished, however, while listening to Inuyasha's annoying tune dedicated to ramen. "YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YU-" Suddenly, his eyes rolled up and went into a dead faint.
MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo evil.