-A/N: This is a list of Christmas Wishes of the LotR characters from 'The Fellowship of the Ring'.
-Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the idea and writing itself. The characters belong to J.R.R.Tolkien.
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HOBBITS:
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'Dear Santa,
Could you please take the ring to Mordor for me? Thanks.
Your Favorite Hobbit, Frodo
P.S. I miss the Shire.'

'Dear Santa,
Can I please have a new frying pan? I broke mine when we fought with that big ugly troll.
Thanks, Samwise G.'

'Dear Santa Claus...St.Nicholas...Father Christmas...you,
I'm hungry.
Yours, Pippin'

'Dear Mr.Claus,
Could you please give Pippin a clue? Thanks.
Sincerely, Merry
P.S. I would also really like some mushrooms, that's all.'
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ELVES:
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'Dear Father Christmas,
Could I please, please, please have a new bow for Christmas? I like the one from Galadriel and all,
but the new Sexy Archer 2003 bow is soo much better! Thanks.
Your Favorite Elf, Legolas'

'Dear St.Nicholas,
Can you please make the dwarves less greedy? Thanks. Oh, and could you also bring my elf
friends back to Rivendell? Thanks again.
Yours, Elrond'

'Dear Santa,
I would really like to be with Aragorn. I mean he is soo cute and sweet and all. Please make sure
he doesn't die in the next movie! Thanks.
Always, Arwen'

'Dear Father Christmas,
I would really like to stop glowing so much. I mean, I walk into a room and I look like a friggin light
bulb.
Thanks, Galadriel'
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WIZARDS:
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'Dear Father Christmas,
I know that when we met for tea a few weekends ago I asked for a new magic staff, but I changed
my mind. What I would really, really like is to not die from falling into the deep parts of the Earth
with the Balrog. Thanks so much.
Truly, Gandalf'

'Dear Whoever-you-are,
I heard about Gandalf writing to you and so now I am, too. I want to take over the world and make
the ring mine! Mwuahahahahaha! Thanks.
-Saruman'
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MEN & DWARVES:
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'Dear Santy Claus,
Can you bring me back from the dead?
Thanks, Boromir'

'Dear Santa,
I want to be king! Please? Thanks.
Always, Aragorn'

'Dear St.Nick,
I want all the Elves in the world to die! Could you please do that for me? Thank you.
Your Favorite Dwarf, Gimli'
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OTHERS:
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'Dear Father Christmas,
Can I please have my ring back? I promise to be a good Dark Lord if I get it back. Thanks.
Your Dark Lord, Sauron'

'Dear St.Nicholas,
I would really, really like a new sword. He he! And by the way my old cloak-thingy is getting pretty
old and ratty. Could I please have a new one, too? Thanks!
Sincerely, Ringwraith #7'

'Dear Santa,
I would really like a Bior`e heat-activated facial cleansing mask, Clearasil Body Clear Body Wash,
Lip D'Votion in Strawberry, and a new pedicure set. Thanks a bunch!
Always, Orc #53,667'

'Dear Santa Claus,
I would really appreciate getting my head back, thanks.
-Uruk-Hai #1

'Dear Ssssanta Claussss,
I would really like to have my precioussssss back. Thanksssss.
Yourssssss, Gollum'