A/N: Set after the musical, but before the new series... obviously. Remember that in Series Three Prue died, then she came back for the musical, then went away again. So as this begins, Prue is not with us *snif*
A/N: Yeah, so I'm just bored waiting for Charmeded to come out (like you are) so I cooked this piece of cra- um, seasonal greatness for you to keep you happy!
A/N: Most of your names have been used without permission, but you are either ex-charmeded demons or friends of mine (with one exception) so I don't think you'll mind. Basically, the part with All The Demons (of whom there are many) is a big thank you to all my loyal reviewers who came back episode after episode to support me. You are my favourite ones!
A/N: One last thing... most of this is a rewrite from memory. Tragedy has struck, my friends. My floppy disk buggered up yet again and I lost over half of the entire series of brand spankin' new Charmeded. And about four fifths of this. I'm really quite unhappy just now, but I'll try my best to make everything as good as it was, because damn... it was really good. And this is coming from me, my own biggest critic. Wish me luck.
A CHARMEDED CHRISTMAS CAROL
SCENE:
BLACK.
SFX: RANDOM LITTLE BELL JINGLING NOISES. YES, WE ARE *THAT* CHEESY DOWN HERE AT CHARMEDED.
KT(VO): 'Twas the night before christmas-
PIPER(VO): Actually it's six days before it.
PAUSE.
KT(VO): 'Twas six days before christmas and in the Halliwell house
Not but a thing stirred - not even a mouse.
OPEN ON: A LITTLE MOUSE RUNNING AROUND THE ATTIC.
KT(OS): Hey! I said "not but a thing stirred!"
MOUSE: That doesn't even make all that much sense!
KT(OS): Repent!
A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FRIES THE MOUSE. AND RIGHTLY SO!
CUT TO:
AN EXTERIOR SHOT OF THE F*CK OFF PINK MANSION, SLOWLY ZOOMING IN.
KT(VO): Inside the manor was the hustle and bustle
Of thy Charmeded Ones in their christmas tustle.
CUT TO: KITCHEN - DAY. PHOEBE ENTERS, WHISTLING THAT HARRY POTTER TUNE. PIPER RUNS IN AND SMACKS HER.
PIPER: Gah! I can't stand your infernal racket! And that tune (pronounced 'toon') is so annoying!
PHOEBE: Well you could've just said something about it. You didn't have to hit me.
PIPER: Oh didn't I?
PIPER STARTS WHISTLING THE SAME TUNE AND EXITS, PHOEBE GLARING AFTER HER. PAIGE ENTERS.
PAIGE: What's Piper so happy about? Do you have a terminal disease or something?
PHOEBE SLAPS PAIGE.
PHOEBE: You don't get to make the pheodeath jokes! You buggy, pasty... um... buggy... bug-face!
PAIGE: Ooh, harsh.
PAUSE.
PAIGE: So. Is this Charmeded or what?
PHOEBE: I dunno. It doesn't feel like Charmeded.
PAIGE: I know what you mean. Charmeded always has that atmosphere... but we're not singing so it's not another musical, and we don't have the Charmeded atmosphere either.
PHOEBE: Yet we're talking in script form so this isn't Charmed-O-Rama.
BOTH RUB THEIR CHINS.
PAIGE: Oh sh*t!
PAIGE HAS ACCIDENTALLY LOST HER HAND INSIDE HER DENT CHIN! SLOWLY, SHE'S SWALLOWING HER OWN ARM THROUGH HER CHIN!
PAIGE: Phoebe! Help me!
PHOEBE: Screw off, vacuum face.
WITH A SCREAM, PAIGE DISAPPEARS AS SHE IS SWALLOWED BY HER OWN CHIN. IT'S KINDA POETIC REALLY. PIPER ENTERS.
PIPER: I was supposed to say something... but I can't remember what.
PHOEBE: Me too.
KT(OS): This is where the disk deleted everything folks! I'm trying to remember what happens! Bear with me.
PIPER: Shh! Oh! I remember! Wait a minute.
PIPER EXITS.
PAUSE.
PIPER ENTERS.
PIPER: It's six days 'til christmas!
PHOEBE: Christmas, eh?
PIPER: Yep.
PHOEBE: Hot diggity, I've got it!
PIPER: Got what? Chlamidia?
PHOEBE: Pah, that's old news! No, I mean I got the title of this... thing!
PAUSE.
PIPER: Well?
PHOEBE: It's not quite Charmeded, it's not quite christmas, so this means it must be the-
PIPER: Charmeded Christmas 'Special'.
PHOEBE: ... how did you know?
PIPER: It says so on the script, idium.
PHOEBE: *dumbfounded, with emphasis on the dumb* The... script?
KT(OS): Actually it's called "A Charmeded Christmas Carol".
PIPER AND PHOEBE GLARE AT KT OFF SCREEN. PAIGE ENTERS.
PAIGE: I'm back!
PHOEBE: Woah - where'd you come from?
PAIGE: Uh, over there.
PAIGE POINTS BACK AT THE ROOM SHE'D JUST ENTERED FROM.
PHOEBE: I thought you were dead!
PAIGE: You always think - or hope - I'm dead.
PIPER: Damn straight.
PHOEBE: But you swallowed yourself through your own chin!
PAIGE: Oh Phoebe. Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. When will you ever learn? That happens all the time! In fact, if it doesn't happen at least on a daily basis, I tend to get really quite cranky. Whenever I suck myself up into my chin, I'm simply regenerated in another location, anger free. It's rather refreshing if you must know.
PAUSE.
PHOEBE: That's just weird.
PIPER: No, what's weird is the fact that Prue's standing right behind you.
PRUE: *sing-song* Hello!
PHOEBE SEES THAT INDEED, PRUE IS STANDING BEHIND HER. SHE SCREAMS.
PHOEBE: Ai! Prue is here! Piper - look - it's Prue!
PIPER: What? No way!
SHE DOUBLE-TAKES AT PRUE, AS IF SEEING HER FOR THE FIRST AND UNEXPECTED TIME.
PIPER: Peh-rue? What are you doing here?
PRUE: Why did you pronounce my name like a country?
PAIGE: Which happens to be an anagram of your name to boot!
PRUE: Quiet, you. YOU'RE the boot!
PAIGE RUNS OUT CRYING.
PRUE: And already my visit was worthwhile.
PIPER: What the paige are you doing here though?
PHOEBE: And Piper's delighted to see you.
PIPER: I am... I'm just shocked, that's all.
PRUE: Why? You should know why I'm here.
PHOEBE: We should?
PRUE: Yes! Don't you remember?
* * * CUE: THE DREADED FLASHBACK SCENE - NOOOOOOOOOO NOT A FLASHBACK! PLEASE! * * *
CLIP: CHARMEDED: THE MUSICAL. SCENE 14: (I CAN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE PROPERLY) A TEARFUL FAREWELL/COMPARING PART X.
PRUE BEGINS TO GLOW.
PRUE: So now I must go, but you should remember
I'll always be watching you - especially in December
So y'all better get me a Christmas gift
Or I'll return and smash your... throat... ift...
PHOEBE: Nice rhyme.
PRUE: I'll break your spine!
* * * END FLASHBACK. THANK AP! IS EVERYBODY OKAY? EVERYBODY SURVIVED? PHEW. * * *
PRUE: So now you remember? I came back for my christmas presum!
PIPER: Oh. Oh!
PRUE: Hold on... you didn't get me one? Then I'm gonna have to smash your throats...ift.
PRUE ADVANCES ON PIPER MENACINGLY.
PIPER: No! We, uh, yeah we got you a presum!
PIPER RUNS OUT INTO THE BACK YARD AND PULLS PAIGE OFF THE SUN-LOUNGER (ONLY PAIGE COULD PULL OFF SUNBATHING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER) AND PRESENTS HER TO PRUE WITH A FLORISH. NOBODY SEEMS TO NOTICE SHE IS NOW WEARING A LONG FLOWING BROWN SKIRT.
PIPER: Merry christmas?
I SAID A FLORISH!
PIPER: Sorry. *once more, with feeling* Merry christmas!
SILENCE.
PRUE: You got me a snowman?
PHOEBE: More like an ice queen.
PAIGE: STOP COMPARING ME TO PRUE!
PRUE: Aii! It's alive! It's alive!
SCREAMING LOUDLY, PIPER JUMPS ONTO A CHAIR, HITCHES UP HER SKIRT, AND SCREAMS SOME MORE. PRUE GRABS A BROOM AND STARTS HITTING PAIGE WITH IT. PAIGE FEEBLY TRIES TO RUN AWAY BUT PRUE IS TOO FAST, TOO STRONG AND TOO GOOD. SO HA.
PRUE: Kill it! Kill it!
PAIGE: It's me - Paige! Your lovable half-sister!
PRUE: Water is thicker than blood!
PRUE POURS A GLASS OF WATER ALL OVER PAIGE.
PAIGE: Ew.
PRUE: Just be glad it's not milk.
PRUE CONTINUES TO CHASE PAIGE. PHOEBE WATCHES, THEN STARTS TAPPING HER FOOT AND GLANCING AT HER WATCH. SHE IS LOOKING POINTEDLY AT KT, WHO IS OFF-CAMERA. THEN SHE CLEARS HER THROAT.
PHOEBE: Uh, KT?
CUT TO: KT WHO IS SITTING IN THE DIRECTOR'S CHAIR EATING ICE CREAM.
KT: Mmm... Belgian...
PHOEBE(OS): KT!
KT: Hey in the what... oh what the paige!
CUT BACK TO: THE AFOREMENTIONED SCENE.
KT(OS): I can't take a five minute ice cream break around here, can I? Jebus!
KT ENTERS AND GRABS THE BROOM FROM PRUE'S GRASP.
KT: Honestly! I stop watching you guys for three seconds and Miss Violence here starts the Broom War 2003 - before the year's even up! And Miss Hitched-Up-Skirt here, well, weren't you wearing jeans before? And Paige! Well... everything about you sucks!
BY NOW EVERYBODY IS LOOKING DECIDEDLY ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
KT: Just... get back to work.
KT EXITS. PRUE GLARES AFTER HER, ANGRY THAT SHE HAS BEEN MADE A FOOL OUT OF. SHE ROLLS UP THE SLEEVES OF HER SLEEVELESS TOP AND BEGINS TO STOMP AFTER KT, PUTTING ON HER "I'M SO KICKING YOUR ASS" FACE, UNTIL PIPER GRABS HER ARM.
PIPER: Uh, Prue, instead of beating KT back to hell (after all it is christmas, isn't it?), why don't you just take a look at the christmas tree?
PRUE: You got a friggin tree?
PAIGE: Well actually, I got the tree. I dragged it all the way across town at the dead of night, put it up, decorated it and made it look lovely for a nice surprise when my sisters-
PRUE: Ahem.
PAIGE: *whimpers* I mean, YOUR sisters... anyways, for a nice surprise for when Piper and Phoebe woke up. *tearful* I guess I figured it'd make them like me just a tiny bit, and then, if they could let me into their hearts just for that one second, maybe one day, one day I might actually find them letting themselves love me.
SILENCE. SOMEHOW PIPER IS WEARING JEANS AGAIN. TRY NOT TO DWELL ON IT.
PRUE: Piper, that ever gonna happen?
PIPER: Not a chance.
PAUSE.
PAIGE: So...
PRUE: What's brown and sticky?
PAIGE: I don't know, what's brown and sticky?
ALL FROWN AT HER.
PIPER: Are you serious?
PAIGE: Um...
PHOEBE: What's blue and smells like paint?
PIPER: What did the pillow say to the lampshade?
PRUE: What's brown and sticky?
PAIGE: I don't know! What? What? WHAT!?!
PRUE: A stick.
PHOEBE: Blue paint.
PIPER: Nothing, it's a friggin pillow you numbskull!
PRUE: And a stick.
LONG SILENCE.
PAIGE: Oh... I get it!
SHE LAUGHS FEEBLY.
PRUE: What a loser.
PHOEBE: Come see the tree!
BEFORE THEY CAN GO INTO THE NEXT ROOM, PART OF THE WALL SMASHES IN AND A HUGE DRAGON ROARS MIGHTILY.
SMASH CUT TO:
BLACK.
VOICE OVER GUY: Oh my sweet Astral Prue! This Christmas 'special' has a cliffhanger!?! What's with that?
VOICE OVER WOMAN: Duh, the next part is being aired tomorrow, dumbass!
VOICE OVER GUY: I see... wow! Prue! A Dragon! Christmas! What more could anyone ask for?
KT: More cameos! Oh they're coming guys! Beware!
A/N: Yeah, so I'm just bored waiting for Charmeded to come out (like you are) so I cooked this piece of cra- um, seasonal greatness for you to keep you happy!
A/N: Most of your names have been used without permission, but you are either ex-charmeded demons or friends of mine (with one exception) so I don't think you'll mind. Basically, the part with All The Demons (of whom there are many) is a big thank you to all my loyal reviewers who came back episode after episode to support me. You are my favourite ones!
A/N: One last thing... most of this is a rewrite from memory. Tragedy has struck, my friends. My floppy disk buggered up yet again and I lost over half of the entire series of brand spankin' new Charmeded. And about four fifths of this. I'm really quite unhappy just now, but I'll try my best to make everything as good as it was, because damn... it was really good. And this is coming from me, my own biggest critic. Wish me luck.
A CHARMEDED CHRISTMAS CAROL
SCENE:
BLACK.
SFX: RANDOM LITTLE BELL JINGLING NOISES. YES, WE ARE *THAT* CHEESY DOWN HERE AT CHARMEDED.
KT(VO): 'Twas the night before christmas-
PIPER(VO): Actually it's six days before it.
PAUSE.
KT(VO): 'Twas six days before christmas and in the Halliwell house
Not but a thing stirred - not even a mouse.
OPEN ON: A LITTLE MOUSE RUNNING AROUND THE ATTIC.
KT(OS): Hey! I said "not but a thing stirred!"
MOUSE: That doesn't even make all that much sense!
KT(OS): Repent!
A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FRIES THE MOUSE. AND RIGHTLY SO!
CUT TO:
AN EXTERIOR SHOT OF THE F*CK OFF PINK MANSION, SLOWLY ZOOMING IN.
KT(VO): Inside the manor was the hustle and bustle
Of thy Charmeded Ones in their christmas tustle.
CUT TO: KITCHEN - DAY. PHOEBE ENTERS, WHISTLING THAT HARRY POTTER TUNE. PIPER RUNS IN AND SMACKS HER.
PIPER: Gah! I can't stand your infernal racket! And that tune (pronounced 'toon') is so annoying!
PHOEBE: Well you could've just said something about it. You didn't have to hit me.
PIPER: Oh didn't I?
PIPER STARTS WHISTLING THE SAME TUNE AND EXITS, PHOEBE GLARING AFTER HER. PAIGE ENTERS.
PAIGE: What's Piper so happy about? Do you have a terminal disease or something?
PHOEBE SLAPS PAIGE.
PHOEBE: You don't get to make the pheodeath jokes! You buggy, pasty... um... buggy... bug-face!
PAIGE: Ooh, harsh.
PAUSE.
PAIGE: So. Is this Charmeded or what?
PHOEBE: I dunno. It doesn't feel like Charmeded.
PAIGE: I know what you mean. Charmeded always has that atmosphere... but we're not singing so it's not another musical, and we don't have the Charmeded atmosphere either.
PHOEBE: Yet we're talking in script form so this isn't Charmed-O-Rama.
BOTH RUB THEIR CHINS.
PAIGE: Oh sh*t!
PAIGE HAS ACCIDENTALLY LOST HER HAND INSIDE HER DENT CHIN! SLOWLY, SHE'S SWALLOWING HER OWN ARM THROUGH HER CHIN!
PAIGE: Phoebe! Help me!
PHOEBE: Screw off, vacuum face.
WITH A SCREAM, PAIGE DISAPPEARS AS SHE IS SWALLOWED BY HER OWN CHIN. IT'S KINDA POETIC REALLY. PIPER ENTERS.
PIPER: I was supposed to say something... but I can't remember what.
PHOEBE: Me too.
KT(OS): This is where the disk deleted everything folks! I'm trying to remember what happens! Bear with me.
PIPER: Shh! Oh! I remember! Wait a minute.
PIPER EXITS.
PAUSE.
PIPER ENTERS.
PIPER: It's six days 'til christmas!
PHOEBE: Christmas, eh?
PIPER: Yep.
PHOEBE: Hot diggity, I've got it!
PIPER: Got what? Chlamidia?
PHOEBE: Pah, that's old news! No, I mean I got the title of this... thing!
PAUSE.
PIPER: Well?
PHOEBE: It's not quite Charmeded, it's not quite christmas, so this means it must be the-
PIPER: Charmeded Christmas 'Special'.
PHOEBE: ... how did you know?
PIPER: It says so on the script, idium.
PHOEBE: *dumbfounded, with emphasis on the dumb* The... script?
KT(OS): Actually it's called "A Charmeded Christmas Carol".
PIPER AND PHOEBE GLARE AT KT OFF SCREEN. PAIGE ENTERS.
PAIGE: I'm back!
PHOEBE: Woah - where'd you come from?
PAIGE: Uh, over there.
PAIGE POINTS BACK AT THE ROOM SHE'D JUST ENTERED FROM.
PHOEBE: I thought you were dead!
PAIGE: You always think - or hope - I'm dead.
PIPER: Damn straight.
PHOEBE: But you swallowed yourself through your own chin!
PAIGE: Oh Phoebe. Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. When will you ever learn? That happens all the time! In fact, if it doesn't happen at least on a daily basis, I tend to get really quite cranky. Whenever I suck myself up into my chin, I'm simply regenerated in another location, anger free. It's rather refreshing if you must know.
PAUSE.
PHOEBE: That's just weird.
PIPER: No, what's weird is the fact that Prue's standing right behind you.
PRUE: *sing-song* Hello!
PHOEBE SEES THAT INDEED, PRUE IS STANDING BEHIND HER. SHE SCREAMS.
PHOEBE: Ai! Prue is here! Piper - look - it's Prue!
PIPER: What? No way!
SHE DOUBLE-TAKES AT PRUE, AS IF SEEING HER FOR THE FIRST AND UNEXPECTED TIME.
PIPER: Peh-rue? What are you doing here?
PRUE: Why did you pronounce my name like a country?
PAIGE: Which happens to be an anagram of your name to boot!
PRUE: Quiet, you. YOU'RE the boot!
PAIGE RUNS OUT CRYING.
PRUE: And already my visit was worthwhile.
PIPER: What the paige are you doing here though?
PHOEBE: And Piper's delighted to see you.
PIPER: I am... I'm just shocked, that's all.
PRUE: Why? You should know why I'm here.
PHOEBE: We should?
PRUE: Yes! Don't you remember?
* * * CUE: THE DREADED FLASHBACK SCENE - NOOOOOOOOOO NOT A FLASHBACK! PLEASE! * * *
CLIP: CHARMEDED: THE MUSICAL. SCENE 14: (I CAN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE PROPERLY) A TEARFUL FAREWELL/COMPARING PART X.
PRUE BEGINS TO GLOW.
PRUE: So now I must go, but you should remember
I'll always be watching you - especially in December
So y'all better get me a Christmas gift
Or I'll return and smash your... throat... ift...
PHOEBE: Nice rhyme.
PRUE: I'll break your spine!
* * * END FLASHBACK. THANK AP! IS EVERYBODY OKAY? EVERYBODY SURVIVED? PHEW. * * *
PRUE: So now you remember? I came back for my christmas presum!
PIPER: Oh. Oh!
PRUE: Hold on... you didn't get me one? Then I'm gonna have to smash your throats...ift.
PRUE ADVANCES ON PIPER MENACINGLY.
PIPER: No! We, uh, yeah we got you a presum!
PIPER RUNS OUT INTO THE BACK YARD AND PULLS PAIGE OFF THE SUN-LOUNGER (ONLY PAIGE COULD PULL OFF SUNBATHING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER) AND PRESENTS HER TO PRUE WITH A FLORISH. NOBODY SEEMS TO NOTICE SHE IS NOW WEARING A LONG FLOWING BROWN SKIRT.
PIPER: Merry christmas?
I SAID A FLORISH!
PIPER: Sorry. *once more, with feeling* Merry christmas!
SILENCE.
PRUE: You got me a snowman?
PHOEBE: More like an ice queen.
PAIGE: STOP COMPARING ME TO PRUE!
PRUE: Aii! It's alive! It's alive!
SCREAMING LOUDLY, PIPER JUMPS ONTO A CHAIR, HITCHES UP HER SKIRT, AND SCREAMS SOME MORE. PRUE GRABS A BROOM AND STARTS HITTING PAIGE WITH IT. PAIGE FEEBLY TRIES TO RUN AWAY BUT PRUE IS TOO FAST, TOO STRONG AND TOO GOOD. SO HA.
PRUE: Kill it! Kill it!
PAIGE: It's me - Paige! Your lovable half-sister!
PRUE: Water is thicker than blood!
PRUE POURS A GLASS OF WATER ALL OVER PAIGE.
PAIGE: Ew.
PRUE: Just be glad it's not milk.
PRUE CONTINUES TO CHASE PAIGE. PHOEBE WATCHES, THEN STARTS TAPPING HER FOOT AND GLANCING AT HER WATCH. SHE IS LOOKING POINTEDLY AT KT, WHO IS OFF-CAMERA. THEN SHE CLEARS HER THROAT.
PHOEBE: Uh, KT?
CUT TO: KT WHO IS SITTING IN THE DIRECTOR'S CHAIR EATING ICE CREAM.
KT: Mmm... Belgian...
PHOEBE(OS): KT!
KT: Hey in the what... oh what the paige!
CUT BACK TO: THE AFOREMENTIONED SCENE.
KT(OS): I can't take a five minute ice cream break around here, can I? Jebus!
KT ENTERS AND GRABS THE BROOM FROM PRUE'S GRASP.
KT: Honestly! I stop watching you guys for three seconds and Miss Violence here starts the Broom War 2003 - before the year's even up! And Miss Hitched-Up-Skirt here, well, weren't you wearing jeans before? And Paige! Well... everything about you sucks!
BY NOW EVERYBODY IS LOOKING DECIDEDLY ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
KT: Just... get back to work.
KT EXITS. PRUE GLARES AFTER HER, ANGRY THAT SHE HAS BEEN MADE A FOOL OUT OF. SHE ROLLS UP THE SLEEVES OF HER SLEEVELESS TOP AND BEGINS TO STOMP AFTER KT, PUTTING ON HER "I'M SO KICKING YOUR ASS" FACE, UNTIL PIPER GRABS HER ARM.
PIPER: Uh, Prue, instead of beating KT back to hell (after all it is christmas, isn't it?), why don't you just take a look at the christmas tree?
PRUE: You got a friggin tree?
PAIGE: Well actually, I got the tree. I dragged it all the way across town at the dead of night, put it up, decorated it and made it look lovely for a nice surprise when my sisters-
PRUE: Ahem.
PAIGE: *whimpers* I mean, YOUR sisters... anyways, for a nice surprise for when Piper and Phoebe woke up. *tearful* I guess I figured it'd make them like me just a tiny bit, and then, if they could let me into their hearts just for that one second, maybe one day, one day I might actually find them letting themselves love me.
SILENCE. SOMEHOW PIPER IS WEARING JEANS AGAIN. TRY NOT TO DWELL ON IT.
PRUE: Piper, that ever gonna happen?
PIPER: Not a chance.
PAUSE.
PAIGE: So...
PRUE: What's brown and sticky?
PAIGE: I don't know, what's brown and sticky?
ALL FROWN AT HER.
PIPER: Are you serious?
PAIGE: Um...
PHOEBE: What's blue and smells like paint?
PIPER: What did the pillow say to the lampshade?
PRUE: What's brown and sticky?
PAIGE: I don't know! What? What? WHAT!?!
PRUE: A stick.
PHOEBE: Blue paint.
PIPER: Nothing, it's a friggin pillow you numbskull!
PRUE: And a stick.
LONG SILENCE.
PAIGE: Oh... I get it!
SHE LAUGHS FEEBLY.
PRUE: What a loser.
PHOEBE: Come see the tree!
BEFORE THEY CAN GO INTO THE NEXT ROOM, PART OF THE WALL SMASHES IN AND A HUGE DRAGON ROARS MIGHTILY.
SMASH CUT TO:
BLACK.
VOICE OVER GUY: Oh my sweet Astral Prue! This Christmas 'special' has a cliffhanger!?! What's with that?
VOICE OVER WOMAN: Duh, the next part is being aired tomorrow, dumbass!
VOICE OVER GUY: I see... wow! Prue! A Dragon! Christmas! What more could anyone ask for?
KT: More cameos! Oh they're coming guys! Beware!