15 September 1995
11:05 PM
Thursday
DD, I had an intelligent conversation with Hermione, well not that she isn't intelligent it's just that I always sound like bob the plumber! Any ways we spoke about prefects because we are both prefects. Pavatti of coarse got jealous cause she isn't one and kept flouncing in and out of our conversation! She can sometimes be so STUPID! Well any way we where talking about maybe us prefects organising a "field trip" to a castle or something.
September 1995 19th Monday
DD. You won't believe, Dumbeldore agreed to our plan about the castle. We had Prefects meeting and it was a big hit! Since it is a couple of months away from Valentines we decided that we should do it then for our year and the year above us and have almost the same thing as a Yule ball but better and a kind of learning experience. The castle that we thought of had this witch who did love potions there, it is perfect because the 6th years are studying the castle this year! Managed to set fire to Potters owls tail feathers.. Oh what an ace day!
21 September 1995 Saturday
Dear diary, Sorry that I haven't written in such along time, even though the valentines social is awhile away it needs a lot of work, I can't even complain that potter hasn't been any good cause he has helped the most.. Hark what is this I hear.Potter being perfect again? Oh yes guess who rocked up today.. GRAN to see FILCH!! She has come to visit, don't ask me how but she has. I, the lucky soul had the pleasure of meeting her while I was walking down the corridor with all my friends in the grade. I heard my name being shrieked down the corridor, I turned around to see her there in all of her glory! But it wasn't only I turned around but all the girls aswell! To make matter worse (NOTE: please record how many times I have said worse in this diary for I am sure it is more than 100!)..To make matters worse she was going though her hippie stage so she had her hair in two long braids with flowers hanging out AND a multi- coloured luminous green robe on! I mumbled to my friends that I would see them later. "provided, she hasn't managed to curse something or blow anything up" I thought to myself. I ran toward her praying "Hi gran what are you doing here" I hissed in her ear, she replied "Oh filchie" wait a minute here can I just freeze things for a second.. Did my gran just call him FILLCHIE, next thing you know he will be calling her Rosie-Posie or something even more disgusting! Ok we can unfreeze back to the story of Stupido and Stupidette. "Filchie and I are going to the Three Broomsticks" She said happily all this time I am trying not to gag. "Gran..Gran where is noodles(If she bought him along something is bound to get cursed)" "Oh don't you worry he is having a great time with Mrs.Norris" She said smiling " Gran are sure that that is a good idea, do you remember what happened last time, when we found that cat that noodles was "getting along with' tied to a tree" I said "Oh no dearie this is true love" she said. Just as she had said that filch appeared(you know that way he has of just appearing BAM like that)"Time to go Rosie-Posie" That's it I am going to jump off something very high very fast! As if my flaming life can get any worse(101). Then he took her hand! Gran gave me hug and whispered in my ear "I'll come and visit you in your common room." NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOo way was I gonna let that happen "NO No gran don't bother I'm going out tonight." I said quickly believe me I felt no pain when I said it!
6:05 Saturday same date.
DD, Going to 3 Broomsticks in case, she does come and see me..I hope to dear god that they have left. Well bye,Hermione is calling me to go with them to 3 brooms.
7:30 sat same date DD, I noticed Hermione go all tense when Ron walked into Three Brooms, but not a scared tense but I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU COME HERE AND SIT WITH ME! Tense.
8:00 sat DD Dean and Shemas came! Shemas sat next to ME ME ME ME ME!I was at the end of the sofa thingie but he could have sat next to Hermione. SIGH sigh sigh! The barwitch decided to have one of those switch evenings when you sit in twos, boy and girl at everytable and you three minuets to talk! Then you move to the next table where another guy will be.
8:35 DD, I sat with Dean My brain is currently smothered in mush. Tell you later/
DD, I had an intelligent conversation with Hermione, well not that she isn't intelligent it's just that I always sound like bob the plumber! Any ways we spoke about prefects because we are both prefects. Pavatti of coarse got jealous cause she isn't one and kept flouncing in and out of our conversation! She can sometimes be so STUPID! Well any way we where talking about maybe us prefects organising a "field trip" to a castle or something.
September 1995 19th Monday
DD. You won't believe, Dumbeldore agreed to our plan about the castle. We had Prefects meeting and it was a big hit! Since it is a couple of months away from Valentines we decided that we should do it then for our year and the year above us and have almost the same thing as a Yule ball but better and a kind of learning experience. The castle that we thought of had this witch who did love potions there, it is perfect because the 6th years are studying the castle this year! Managed to set fire to Potters owls tail feathers.. Oh what an ace day!
21 September 1995 Saturday
Dear diary, Sorry that I haven't written in such along time, even though the valentines social is awhile away it needs a lot of work, I can't even complain that potter hasn't been any good cause he has helped the most.. Hark what is this I hear.Potter being perfect again? Oh yes guess who rocked up today.. GRAN to see FILCH!! She has come to visit, don't ask me how but she has. I, the lucky soul had the pleasure of meeting her while I was walking down the corridor with all my friends in the grade. I heard my name being shrieked down the corridor, I turned around to see her there in all of her glory! But it wasn't only I turned around but all the girls aswell! To make matter worse (NOTE: please record how many times I have said worse in this diary for I am sure it is more than 100!)..To make matters worse she was going though her hippie stage so she had her hair in two long braids with flowers hanging out AND a multi- coloured luminous green robe on! I mumbled to my friends that I would see them later. "provided, she hasn't managed to curse something or blow anything up" I thought to myself. I ran toward her praying "Hi gran what are you doing here" I hissed in her ear, she replied "Oh filchie" wait a minute here can I just freeze things for a second.. Did my gran just call him FILLCHIE, next thing you know he will be calling her Rosie-Posie or something even more disgusting! Ok we can unfreeze back to the story of Stupido and Stupidette. "Filchie and I are going to the Three Broomsticks" She said happily all this time I am trying not to gag. "Gran..Gran where is noodles(If she bought him along something is bound to get cursed)" "Oh don't you worry he is having a great time with Mrs.Norris" She said smiling " Gran are sure that that is a good idea, do you remember what happened last time, when we found that cat that noodles was "getting along with' tied to a tree" I said "Oh no dearie this is true love" she said. Just as she had said that filch appeared(you know that way he has of just appearing BAM like that)"Time to go Rosie-Posie" That's it I am going to jump off something very high very fast! As if my flaming life can get any worse(101). Then he took her hand! Gran gave me hug and whispered in my ear "I'll come and visit you in your common room." NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOo way was I gonna let that happen "NO No gran don't bother I'm going out tonight." I said quickly believe me I felt no pain when I said it!
6:05 Saturday same date.
DD, Going to 3 Broomsticks in case, she does come and see me..I hope to dear god that they have left. Well bye,Hermione is calling me to go with them to 3 brooms.
7:30 sat same date DD, I noticed Hermione go all tense when Ron walked into Three Brooms, but not a scared tense but I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU COME HERE AND SIT WITH ME! Tense.
8:00 sat DD Dean and Shemas came! Shemas sat next to ME ME ME ME ME!I was at the end of the sofa thingie but he could have sat next to Hermione. SIGH sigh sigh! The barwitch decided to have one of those switch evenings when you sit in twos, boy and girl at everytable and you three minuets to talk! Then you move to the next table where another guy will be.
8:35 DD, I sat with Dean My brain is currently smothered in mush. Tell you later/
