17th Dec
1995
Saturday
What's the difference?
DD,
I put on face mask last night (It's a kinda muggle thing that's green and
moisturises your face. Mum sent it by owl for me; I think she is feeling a
little bad at me not coming home for the Christmas break!)
My face is now green. I have tried scrubbing (which of course meant running
down to the bath room, covering my face with my hands, which meant running
into walls which I had never seen before, which meant strange looks from
people) Oh YAY!
Signed,
Me
Sob sob..
17th Dec
DD,
Parvati just came in and saw my face; she just about screamed the ruddy
tower down! Which (natch!) caused everyone to come running, including Dean
and Seamus (not that I care or anything, of course). Seamus did offer me
his nail scrubber, which I naturally rejected, saying "You as-nnoying
freak! I don't want your nail scrubber!" I think, Diary, that you know what
I meant when I said as-nnoying freak.
Luckily, McGonagall helped me with a spell. And with 5 house marks. Then
Hermione came in and gave me such a LOOK! I thought that she was friend!
It's not my fault that these muggle thingies don't work, is it? Hmph.
Yours in extreme humiliation,
Me
25th Dec
Merry Christmas!
I am surprised that it is after I put some hair gel on and walked under a
candle. Needless to say, my hair caught alight. I hope this isn't going to
become a habit.
Dumbledore put it out with a spell and now my hair is quite normal again.
Malfoy (the git!) laughed at me. So I slapped him (Very ladylike!).
Me
A/N: Another chapter! All thanks and praise go to my wonderful beta reader,
HermioneFan. She asks me to tell you to review her fic "Top Secret".
AAN: As you can se that previous AN was not wriiten by me but by the evil
Hermfan!
