Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, FFVIII, FFIX, FFX, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, The Lion King, South Park,
All the main characters from Final Fantasy 7-10 (@-@) are in a big room, playing 20 questions. Cloud is currently the person they're asking stuff to.
Zidane: Is it a mammal?
Cloud: Maybe.
Zidane: -_- Is it human?
Cloud: Maybe.
Zidane: *on the breaking point* DOES IT ^$&*%& EXIST?!
Cloud: *big grin* Maybe!
Zidane: AHHH! I CAN'T &&^%^*$ TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *leaps out window*
Dagger: Aw, shit! *sigh* Looks like I'll have to go get him... *looks out window* O.o He landed on Barney! BARNEY'S DEAD! Whoo-hoo!
Zidane: *from the pavement* Owwies...
Kuja: Just get him up here! I'm so &^$(@% BORED!!!
Squall: Well, it's been ages since any of us have gotten a job...
Steiner: Except for the lucky ^$(%^& who got a job in Kingdom Hearts!
*Even though some of them were in it, everyone glares at Cloud*
Cloud: HEY! I needed cash!
*Everyone glares at Selphie*
Selphie: ... Whatever.
Squall: *pissed off* THAT'S MY LINE! *hacks Selphie with gunblade @_@*
Selphie: *unharmed for some weird reason* Squally, put the &*%&*^ weapon away and just sit down!
Squall: *does so*
Zidane walks in, bruised and battered, and with a purple bit of fluff stuck to his ear. (*-*)
Tifa: *playing FFIX* Damn, this game SUCKS!
FFIX Cast: *looks offended*
Aeris: *watching Tifa play* Wait... Is that a guy or a girl? *points to on-screen Kuja*
Tifa: A GUY.
Aeris: Then yes, this game sucks!
Kuja: *looking very offended*
Zidane: IT DOESN'T SUCK!
Cloud: Yes it does!
Zidane: For your INFORMATION, Cloud, I have TWO women after me!
Cloud: A girl who's ten years younger than you cannot be classified as a woman! And I have two women after me as WELL!
Zidane: At least neither of mine were KILLED!
Cloud: Maybe because Sephiroth isn't my BROTHER! *socks Zidane one, making him fall*
Zidane: *getting up* Low blow, man! LOW BLOW! ... Well, maybe I just CONVINCED myself Kuja was!
Cloud: *eye twitches*
They fail to notice that everyone is watching, very amused.
Zidane: And why can't there be normal sized weapons in your game, huh?
Cloud: Why can't there be a decently dressed villan in yours!?
Everyone looks at Kuja, and then back to the fight.
Zidane: *hits Cloud, sending him reeling back into Tifa*
Dagger & Eiko: GO ZIDANE!
Tifa: *pushes Cloud off*
Aeris: Tifa, we've got some ... business to take care of. *cracks knuckles*
Tifa: Yes, we do. *rolls shoulders*
The four get in an all-out catfight. Cloud and Zidane forget their differences, and pass out popcorn.
Tifa: DIE, *(^%&^!
Aeris: OW, Tifa!
Eiko: MY HORN! WHERE IS IT?!
Dagger: I'm winning! *gets hit by an elbow* No I'm not.
Suddenly a movie director appears and the girls stop fighting.
Vivi: Sorry, guys, have your cash back. *all the guys fish their gil outta Vivi's hat*
Movie Director: Hey! Wanna be in a movie?
Tidus: What sort of movie?
M. D.: Harry Pot-
Everyone: NO.
M. D.: Moulin Rouge? (@_@)
Cloud: *grins and stands up, music coming from nowhere and starts singing to Aeris*
Love is a many, splendid thing,
Love lifts us up where we belong,
All you need is love!
Aeris: *aware that he's joking* Please don't start that again!
Cloud: All you need is love...
Aeris: A girl has got to eat!
Cloud: All you need is love...
Aeris: She'll end up on the streets!
Cloud: All you need is lo-o-ove...
Aeris: Love is just a game.
Cloud: I was made for loving for you baby, you were made for loving me!
Aeris: The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee!
Cloud: Just one night, give me just one night!
Aeris: There's no way 'cause you can't pay!
Cloud: In the name of love, one night in the name of love!
Aeris: You crazy fool... I won't give in to you!
Cloud: Don't... leave me this way... I can't survive, without your sweet love, oh baby, don't leave me this way...
Aeris: You'd think the people would've had enough of silly love songs...
Cloud: I look around me and I see it isn't so *laughs* no.
Aeris: Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs...
Cloud: Well what's wrong with that, I'd like to know, 'cause here I go, again! Love lifts us up, where we belong, where eagles fly, over mountain high!
Aeris: Love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away, for one happy day!
Cloud: We could be heroes! Just for one day...
Aeris: You... you will be mean!
Cloud: *laughing* No I won't!
Aeris: And I... I'll drink all the time!
Cloud: We should be lovers!
Aeris: We can't do that!
Cloud: We should be lovers, and that's a fact!
Aeris: Though nothing will keep us together...
Cloud: We could steal time...
Together: Just for one day! We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes...
Cloud: Just because... *weird backup singing from Sephiroth (@_@) begins* I will always love you...
Aeris: And I...
Together: Can't help loving...
Cloud: You...
Aeris: How wonderful life is...
Together: Now you're in the world...
Sephiroth: *weird ending singing*
Everyone: ;_;
Barret: *sniffing* That was beautiful!
M. D.: *sigh* I know you two were joking around... But you've got good voices! You sure you don't wanna do Moulin Rouge?
Everyone imagines Aeris in a tight red dress and Tifa in a yellow can-can dress. A few men drool.
Sephiroth: Who would play the duke? *everyone looks at him* STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Cloud: Since I don't really know which of Aeris and Tifa is my "woman", I guess I'll just go along with this...
M. D.: Really?! *hopeful*
Everyone: NO.
M. D.: Oh, come on! You'll get about 10, 000 gil if it's a success!
Everyone imagines how life would be if they were 10, 000 gil richer. Tifa imagines an even bigger chest (@_@), Cloud imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Sephiroth imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Barret imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Vincent imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Yuffie imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest (@_@), and Aeris imagines lots of puppy dogs. Same for Rinoa, Dagger and Lulu.
M. D.: The Lion King?
Everyone: NO!
M. D.: Anything? South Park?
Everyone: NO!!!
Tifa: We can get our own jobs! GET OUT! *kicks him out the window*
Aeris: Tifa... How will we get jobs?
Vivi: *anime style grin* Well... *holds up copy of Alexandrian Times*
Zidane: Vivi, where'd you get that?
Vivi: My hat! *holds out hat, which has a banana, a fork, and a feather in it*
Tidus: *takes paper* Let's see... Aha! There are lots of jobs!
Red & Cait Sith: Dear, sweet Lord...
A/N: Every single character will get a job *grin* and... Well, you'll have to read the next chapters, won't you?
All the main characters from Final Fantasy 7-10 (@-@) are in a big room, playing 20 questions. Cloud is currently the person they're asking stuff to.
Zidane: Is it a mammal?
Cloud: Maybe.
Zidane: -_- Is it human?
Cloud: Maybe.
Zidane: *on the breaking point* DOES IT ^$&*%& EXIST?!
Cloud: *big grin* Maybe!
Zidane: AHHH! I CAN'T &&^%^*$ TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *leaps out window*
Dagger: Aw, shit! *sigh* Looks like I'll have to go get him... *looks out window* O.o He landed on Barney! BARNEY'S DEAD! Whoo-hoo!
Zidane: *from the pavement* Owwies...
Kuja: Just get him up here! I'm so &^$(@% BORED!!!
Squall: Well, it's been ages since any of us have gotten a job...
Steiner: Except for the lucky ^$(%^& who got a job in Kingdom Hearts!
*Even though some of them were in it, everyone glares at Cloud*
Cloud: HEY! I needed cash!
*Everyone glares at Selphie*
Selphie: ... Whatever.
Squall: *pissed off* THAT'S MY LINE! *hacks Selphie with gunblade @_@*
Selphie: *unharmed for some weird reason* Squally, put the &*%&*^ weapon away and just sit down!
Squall: *does so*
Zidane walks in, bruised and battered, and with a purple bit of fluff stuck to his ear. (*-*)
Tifa: *playing FFIX* Damn, this game SUCKS!
FFIX Cast: *looks offended*
Aeris: *watching Tifa play* Wait... Is that a guy or a girl? *points to on-screen Kuja*
Tifa: A GUY.
Aeris: Then yes, this game sucks!
Kuja: *looking very offended*
Zidane: IT DOESN'T SUCK!
Cloud: Yes it does!
Zidane: For your INFORMATION, Cloud, I have TWO women after me!
Cloud: A girl who's ten years younger than you cannot be classified as a woman! And I have two women after me as WELL!
Zidane: At least neither of mine were KILLED!
Cloud: Maybe because Sephiroth isn't my BROTHER! *socks Zidane one, making him fall*
Zidane: *getting up* Low blow, man! LOW BLOW! ... Well, maybe I just CONVINCED myself Kuja was!
Cloud: *eye twitches*
They fail to notice that everyone is watching, very amused.
Zidane: And why can't there be normal sized weapons in your game, huh?
Cloud: Why can't there be a decently dressed villan in yours!?
Everyone looks at Kuja, and then back to the fight.
Zidane: *hits Cloud, sending him reeling back into Tifa*
Dagger & Eiko: GO ZIDANE!
Tifa: *pushes Cloud off*
Aeris: Tifa, we've got some ... business to take care of. *cracks knuckles*
Tifa: Yes, we do. *rolls shoulders*
The four get in an all-out catfight. Cloud and Zidane forget their differences, and pass out popcorn.
Tifa: DIE, *(^%&^!
Aeris: OW, Tifa!
Eiko: MY HORN! WHERE IS IT?!
Dagger: I'm winning! *gets hit by an elbow* No I'm not.
Suddenly a movie director appears and the girls stop fighting.
Vivi: Sorry, guys, have your cash back. *all the guys fish their gil outta Vivi's hat*
Movie Director: Hey! Wanna be in a movie?
Tidus: What sort of movie?
M. D.: Harry Pot-
Everyone: NO.
M. D.: Moulin Rouge? (@_@)
Cloud: *grins and stands up, music coming from nowhere and starts singing to Aeris*
Love is a many, splendid thing,
Love lifts us up where we belong,
All you need is love!
Aeris: *aware that he's joking* Please don't start that again!
Cloud: All you need is love...
Aeris: A girl has got to eat!
Cloud: All you need is love...
Aeris: She'll end up on the streets!
Cloud: All you need is lo-o-ove...
Aeris: Love is just a game.
Cloud: I was made for loving for you baby, you were made for loving me!
Aeris: The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee!
Cloud: Just one night, give me just one night!
Aeris: There's no way 'cause you can't pay!
Cloud: In the name of love, one night in the name of love!
Aeris: You crazy fool... I won't give in to you!
Cloud: Don't... leave me this way... I can't survive, without your sweet love, oh baby, don't leave me this way...
Aeris: You'd think the people would've had enough of silly love songs...
Cloud: I look around me and I see it isn't so *laughs* no.
Aeris: Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs...
Cloud: Well what's wrong with that, I'd like to know, 'cause here I go, again! Love lifts us up, where we belong, where eagles fly, over mountain high!
Aeris: Love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away, for one happy day!
Cloud: We could be heroes! Just for one day...
Aeris: You... you will be mean!
Cloud: *laughing* No I won't!
Aeris: And I... I'll drink all the time!
Cloud: We should be lovers!
Aeris: We can't do that!
Cloud: We should be lovers, and that's a fact!
Aeris: Though nothing will keep us together...
Cloud: We could steal time...
Together: Just for one day! We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes...
Cloud: Just because... *weird backup singing from Sephiroth (@_@) begins* I will always love you...
Aeris: And I...
Together: Can't help loving...
Cloud: You...
Aeris: How wonderful life is...
Together: Now you're in the world...
Sephiroth: *weird ending singing*
Everyone: ;_;
Barret: *sniffing* That was beautiful!
M. D.: *sigh* I know you two were joking around... But you've got good voices! You sure you don't wanna do Moulin Rouge?
Everyone imagines Aeris in a tight red dress and Tifa in a yellow can-can dress. A few men drool.
Sephiroth: Who would play the duke? *everyone looks at him* STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Cloud: Since I don't really know which of Aeris and Tifa is my "woman", I guess I'll just go along with this...
M. D.: Really?! *hopeful*
Everyone: NO.
M. D.: Oh, come on! You'll get about 10, 000 gil if it's a success!
Everyone imagines how life would be if they were 10, 000 gil richer. Tifa imagines an even bigger chest (@_@), Cloud imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Sephiroth imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Barret imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Vincent imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest, Yuffie imagines Tifa with an even bigger chest (@_@), and Aeris imagines lots of puppy dogs. Same for Rinoa, Dagger and Lulu.
M. D.: The Lion King?
Everyone: NO!
M. D.: Anything? South Park?
Everyone: NO!!!
Tifa: We can get our own jobs! GET OUT! *kicks him out the window*
Aeris: Tifa... How will we get jobs?
Vivi: *anime style grin* Well... *holds up copy of Alexandrian Times*
Zidane: Vivi, where'd you get that?
Vivi: My hat! *holds out hat, which has a banana, a fork, and a feather in it*
Tidus: *takes paper* Let's see... Aha! There are lots of jobs!
Red & Cait Sith: Dear, sweet Lord...
A/N: Every single character will get a job *grin* and... Well, you'll have to read the next chapters, won't you?