Disclaimer: *being dragged away* I OWN EVERYTHING! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gets taken to mental hospital*
The casts were sitting around the mega table, eating breakfast and reading the paper, when Tifa and Aeris walked in.
Cloud: *takes a bite of toast* Morning ladies!
Others: *eating* Morning...
Tifa: We've decided on a job!
Aeris: We've joined WWF!
Others: O_O *choke on their breakfast*
Sephiroth: *bangs the table and his chocolate rice krispies go everywhere* WHAT?!
Aeris & Tifa: We've got practise today, bye! *run out*
Lulu: They can't be in WWF!
Dagger: They'll get annihilated!
Zidane: This I gotta see!
Cloud: I can't just let them do this! But... I have to finish my breakfast first! *resumes eating*
Vivi and Tidus went back to reading the Alexandrian Times, and Yuffie was on the internet, reading some particulary detailed stories involving her friends and the others. (There's no need to know what) Cid walked over, took a look and had to run to the bathroom.
Cloud: What's up with Cid?
Yuffie: *covers computer screen* Oh, nothing... *thinking* Just a lovely story involving you, Sephiroth, and handcuffs ... (AHHHHHHHHH!)
Cloud: OK then! *resumes eating again*
Vivi: YES! *dances on the table*
Tidus: O.o
Steiner: Master Vivi, why are you dancing on the table?
Vivi: I've found some perfect jobs for some of you!
Others: What?
Vivi: Porn! ^_^
Zidane: Vivi, please, no more carob!!!
Vivi: *still on the table and holding the carob protectively* NO! I MUST HAVE CAROB!
Zidane: O_O Alrighty then.
Sephiroth: *reading paper* Damn, the backstreet boys are crap! So are all the other boybands... Gifted with my talent of Lance Bass' voice, I will save the pop market!
Others: O_O
Irvine: Oooo, I want in!
So Sephiroth, bent on his plan of becoming a pop god, let Irvine join his so far non-existent band.
Irvine: Hey transvestite!
Kuja: *looks up from gameboy* What?
Sephiroth: You're a part of the band.
Kuja: *nods* I see. *goes back to game*
Sephiroth: *walks over to Cloud* You have to be in as well.
Cloud: O.o WHY?!
Sephiroth: You were voiced by a guy from General Hospital!
Cloud: Aeris was voiced by Mandy Moore!
Sephiroth: She joined WWF.
Cloud: Fine...
So the four stood at one end of the room, discussing the band name.
Kuja: The evil guy, the transvestite, the ladies man, and the hero!
Sephiroth: No... Too long.
Cloud: ...
Irvine: How about *S.I.C.K.?
Sephiroth: Hmm?
Irvine: Our initials with a nifty star at the beginning!
Sephiroth: Great! We're *S.I.C.K.! *grin*
Cloud: Dear lord... *looks around the room*
Vivi was doing the macarena on the table to Dagger's singing (O.o), and Steiner was clapping, which made a nice metallic beat. Yuffie was still reading things on the internet, and Rikku was now reading as well. Every now and then, they'd giggle and whisper to each other. The rest of the FF8 cast were playing Go Fish, which resulted in Seifer giving Squall another scar. Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Amarant, Eiko and Kimarhi were playing limbo, with Vincent and Cid holding up the bar. Lulu and Zidane were discussing a strip joint idea (O.O). And Auron was reading tarot cards.
Cloud: *sigh* Maybe I'm better off in *S.I.C.K....
Meanwhile, at WWF...
Man: Yes?
Tifa: We joined yesterday.
Man: I see. Please get changed over there *points to a room*.
Aeris: Ok... *they go*
They come out, with them both wearing leather/spandex bodysuits, Tifa's metallic purple and Aeris's metallic pink.
Aeris: AHHH! This is too revealing! *puts on mini-jacket-thing*
Tifa: DAMN! I look HOT in this! *twirls in front of mirror*
Wrestling Guy: *walking past* I heard you ladies will be wrestling! Ha! You'll be crushed!
Tifa: So NO ONE wants my number?
Wrestling Woman: *walks past in metallic gold bodysuit* Oh... Pity. New victims, I'd hoped they'd be good...
Aeris: WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Tifa: Let's hope...
A/N: I know nothing about WWF. And this chapter was short.
The casts were sitting around the mega table, eating breakfast and reading the paper, when Tifa and Aeris walked in.
Cloud: *takes a bite of toast* Morning ladies!
Others: *eating* Morning...
Tifa: We've decided on a job!
Aeris: We've joined WWF!
Others: O_O *choke on their breakfast*
Sephiroth: *bangs the table and his chocolate rice krispies go everywhere* WHAT?!
Aeris & Tifa: We've got practise today, bye! *run out*
Lulu: They can't be in WWF!
Dagger: They'll get annihilated!
Zidane: This I gotta see!
Cloud: I can't just let them do this! But... I have to finish my breakfast first! *resumes eating*
Vivi and Tidus went back to reading the Alexandrian Times, and Yuffie was on the internet, reading some particulary detailed stories involving her friends and the others. (There's no need to know what) Cid walked over, took a look and had to run to the bathroom.
Cloud: What's up with Cid?
Yuffie: *covers computer screen* Oh, nothing... *thinking* Just a lovely story involving you, Sephiroth, and handcuffs ... (AHHHHHHHHH!)
Cloud: OK then! *resumes eating again*
Vivi: YES! *dances on the table*
Tidus: O.o
Steiner: Master Vivi, why are you dancing on the table?
Vivi: I've found some perfect jobs for some of you!
Others: What?
Vivi: Porn! ^_^
Zidane: Vivi, please, no more carob!!!
Vivi: *still on the table and holding the carob protectively* NO! I MUST HAVE CAROB!
Zidane: O_O Alrighty then.
Sephiroth: *reading paper* Damn, the backstreet boys are crap! So are all the other boybands... Gifted with my talent of Lance Bass' voice, I will save the pop market!
Others: O_O
Irvine: Oooo, I want in!
So Sephiroth, bent on his plan of becoming a pop god, let Irvine join his so far non-existent band.
Irvine: Hey transvestite!
Kuja: *looks up from gameboy* What?
Sephiroth: You're a part of the band.
Kuja: *nods* I see. *goes back to game*
Sephiroth: *walks over to Cloud* You have to be in as well.
Cloud: O.o WHY?!
Sephiroth: You were voiced by a guy from General Hospital!
Cloud: Aeris was voiced by Mandy Moore!
Sephiroth: She joined WWF.
Cloud: Fine...
So the four stood at one end of the room, discussing the band name.
Kuja: The evil guy, the transvestite, the ladies man, and the hero!
Sephiroth: No... Too long.
Cloud: ...
Irvine: How about *S.I.C.K.?
Sephiroth: Hmm?
Irvine: Our initials with a nifty star at the beginning!
Sephiroth: Great! We're *S.I.C.K.! *grin*
Cloud: Dear lord... *looks around the room*
Vivi was doing the macarena on the table to Dagger's singing (O.o), and Steiner was clapping, which made a nice metallic beat. Yuffie was still reading things on the internet, and Rikku was now reading as well. Every now and then, they'd giggle and whisper to each other. The rest of the FF8 cast were playing Go Fish, which resulted in Seifer giving Squall another scar. Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Amarant, Eiko and Kimarhi were playing limbo, with Vincent and Cid holding up the bar. Lulu and Zidane were discussing a strip joint idea (O.O). And Auron was reading tarot cards.
Cloud: *sigh* Maybe I'm better off in *S.I.C.K....
Meanwhile, at WWF...
Man: Yes?
Tifa: We joined yesterday.
Man: I see. Please get changed over there *points to a room*.
Aeris: Ok... *they go*
They come out, with them both wearing leather/spandex bodysuits, Tifa's metallic purple and Aeris's metallic pink.
Aeris: AHHH! This is too revealing! *puts on mini-jacket-thing*
Tifa: DAMN! I look HOT in this! *twirls in front of mirror*
Wrestling Guy: *walking past* I heard you ladies will be wrestling! Ha! You'll be crushed!
Tifa: So NO ONE wants my number?
Wrestling Woman: *walks past in metallic gold bodysuit* Oh... Pity. New victims, I'd hoped they'd be good...
Aeris: WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Tifa: Let's hope...
A/N: I know nothing about WWF. And this chapter was short.