Disclaimer: JUST IN! I OWN EVERYTHING! ... It's backwards day here in Disclaimer Land... And I own the mini game idea!
(Translation: YOU'VE KNOWN THIS FOR AGES! I DON'T OWN JACK SCHITT! And I don't own the mini-game idea either!)
In Alexandria jail...
Vivi: Paper, scissors, rock! YAY! I WON!
Zell: Ahhh! Um... Best out of 12, 000?
Jail Guard: SHADDUP!
Zell: WAZZZUP?
Vivi: WAZZUPPP?
Jail Guard: WAZZ... NO! Quiet, heathen, ya?
Vivi & Zell: WAKKA?!
Wakka takes off his ShinRa mask and hat.
Vivi & Zell: O.O
Wakka: What, ya?
Zell: MAJOR hat-hair!
Wakka looks in a mirror and screams. All his hair is flat on his head.
Wakka: AHHH! I look like Tidus, ya?
Vivi: Hey... Can you let us out of here?
Wakka: No, I can't, ya?
Vivi: I have 30 gil!
Zell: O.O Where'd you get that?
Vivi: Pyra.
Wakka: Who's Pyra, ya?
Vivi points to the reviews to the fic.
Wakka & Zell: Oh!
Vivi: 30 gil! C'mon, lemme out!
Wakka: Ok... *lets them out*
Vivi: WHEET! *runs off*
Wakka: O.o GIMME MY 30 GIL, YA?! *runs after him*
(Where would any Final Fantasy game be without a mini-game that makes you want to scream?)
- Vivi running away mini-game -
X - Jump
O - Duck
Square - Speed up
Triangle - Magic
Vivi is running away from Wakka. A cat is in his way.
X - Vivi jumps over the cat
Wakka is getting closer and closer to Vivi.
Square - Vivi speeds up and Wakka is left behind
Triangle - Vivi uses Watera on Wakka
Wakka throws his Blitzball.
O - Vivi ducks and the Blitzball goes back to hit Wakka in the face
Vivi bumps into Tidus.
- Mini-game over -
Tidus: O.O Why does Wakka have my hair!?
Vivi: Good question!
Wakka: *runs up* Hey, how come Cloud's hair never went like this, ya?
Vivi: And that's an even better one!
While they ponder the mysteries of the universe, Seymour is having a fine time at his new job.
Lala: Lala say GET OFF ME YOU PIECE OF -
Director: LALA! We're live in front of a kiddy audience! Seymour, stop hitting on Lala!
ANYWAY, in the strip club... The girls are stripping.
Random Drunk Guy: Babe, you and me, in a room, NOW!
Yuna: CID?! MY UNCLE?!
R. D. C.: I'm Kingdom Hearts Cid! *eats Gummi Block* Mmmm... Boysenberry!
Others: -.-'
Meanwhile, at *S.I.C.K. HQ...
Irvine: Why can't I sing?!
Sephiroth: 'Cause you SUCK!
Irvine: *scowl I QUIT!
Sephiroth: YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU'RE FIRED!
A few seconds pass.
Cloud: Now what? We can't be *S.C.K.!
Sephiroth: Hmm... *notices Ultemecia and Seifer talking* HEY! You're in my band!
Ultemecia & Seifer: O.O We are?
Sephiroth: *grin* Now my band *S.U.C.K.S. will rule!
Others: Yay for *S.U.C.K.S.!
While they party and get drunk, something sinister is at hand...
Weird place where bad dudes are in KH (I haven't played much KH, so bear with me!).
Jafar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! AHHHH! *is kicked out along with Heartless, and other baddies*
A figure is standing there.
Figure: Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now they will pay!
At the FF dinner...
Tifa: *eats* Hm... I wonder what happened to that Squaresoft guy?
Squaresoft Guy: *falls out of garbage* Here I am!
Aeris: *drinks* So, how was everyone's day?
Seymour: I was in Teletubbies, but they fired me!
Vincent and Yuffie: *silent*
*S.U.C.K.S.: We're performing at Dagger's palace!
Strip Club Ladies: We made a bundle!
Kimarhi: Me fired from strip club.
Irvine: I quit *S.I.C.K., which is now *S.U.C.K.S..
Zell: I got arrested for food poisoning and animal cruelty!
Red XIII: *stares longingly at his stump of a tail*
Vivi: I lied my way out of jail after selling carob, and had to go through a mini-game!
Wakka: My hair's like Tidus's, ya?
Zidane: I'm the finest pimp in FF!
Lulu: *waves big wad of gil* ^_^
Auron: I became a psychic...
Tidus: I helped out Auron, and then I met up with Wakka and Vivi.
Tifa: You know damn well how I was beat up today... *pissed off*
Aeris: I kicked your ASS, Tifa! WOOT!
Others: ... -.-
Cloud: *stares at his food* Maybe we should have taken that job from the Squaresoft guy...
Tifa: NO way! C'mon, we have to try!
Wakka: Hey, Cloud? Why don't you get hat hair, ya?
Cloud: *picks up knife and slashes his hair*
Everyone gapes as the knife breaks.
Cloud: I don't wash out gel! *grin*
After dinner, they played charades and went to bed, ready for a new day...
A/N: WHOOT! This is my longest fic, chapter wise and length wise! *cheers for herself*
(Translation: YOU'VE KNOWN THIS FOR AGES! I DON'T OWN JACK SCHITT! And I don't own the mini-game idea either!)
In Alexandria jail...
Vivi: Paper, scissors, rock! YAY! I WON!
Zell: Ahhh! Um... Best out of 12, 000?
Jail Guard: SHADDUP!
Zell: WAZZZUP?
Vivi: WAZZUPPP?
Jail Guard: WAZZ... NO! Quiet, heathen, ya?
Vivi & Zell: WAKKA?!
Wakka takes off his ShinRa mask and hat.
Vivi & Zell: O.O
Wakka: What, ya?
Zell: MAJOR hat-hair!
Wakka looks in a mirror and screams. All his hair is flat on his head.
Wakka: AHHH! I look like Tidus, ya?
Vivi: Hey... Can you let us out of here?
Wakka: No, I can't, ya?
Vivi: I have 30 gil!
Zell: O.O Where'd you get that?
Vivi: Pyra.
Wakka: Who's Pyra, ya?
Vivi points to the reviews to the fic.
Wakka & Zell: Oh!
Vivi: 30 gil! C'mon, lemme out!
Wakka: Ok... *lets them out*
Vivi: WHEET! *runs off*
Wakka: O.o GIMME MY 30 GIL, YA?! *runs after him*
(Where would any Final Fantasy game be without a mini-game that makes you want to scream?)
- Vivi running away mini-game -
X - Jump
O - Duck
Square - Speed up
Triangle - Magic
Vivi is running away from Wakka. A cat is in his way.
X - Vivi jumps over the cat
Wakka is getting closer and closer to Vivi.
Square - Vivi speeds up and Wakka is left behind
Triangle - Vivi uses Watera on Wakka
Wakka throws his Blitzball.
O - Vivi ducks and the Blitzball goes back to hit Wakka in the face
Vivi bumps into Tidus.
- Mini-game over -
Tidus: O.O Why does Wakka have my hair!?
Vivi: Good question!
Wakka: *runs up* Hey, how come Cloud's hair never went like this, ya?
Vivi: And that's an even better one!
While they ponder the mysteries of the universe, Seymour is having a fine time at his new job.
Lala: Lala say GET OFF ME YOU PIECE OF -
Director: LALA! We're live in front of a kiddy audience! Seymour, stop hitting on Lala!
ANYWAY, in the strip club... The girls are stripping.
Random Drunk Guy: Babe, you and me, in a room, NOW!
Yuna: CID?! MY UNCLE?!
R. D. C.: I'm Kingdom Hearts Cid! *eats Gummi Block* Mmmm... Boysenberry!
Others: -.-'
Meanwhile, at *S.I.C.K. HQ...
Irvine: Why can't I sing?!
Sephiroth: 'Cause you SUCK!
Irvine: *scowl I QUIT!
Sephiroth: YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU'RE FIRED!
A few seconds pass.
Cloud: Now what? We can't be *S.C.K.!
Sephiroth: Hmm... *notices Ultemecia and Seifer talking* HEY! You're in my band!
Ultemecia & Seifer: O.O We are?
Sephiroth: *grin* Now my band *S.U.C.K.S. will rule!
Others: Yay for *S.U.C.K.S.!
While they party and get drunk, something sinister is at hand...
Weird place where bad dudes are in KH (I haven't played much KH, so bear with me!).
Jafar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! AHHHH! *is kicked out along with Heartless, and other baddies*
A figure is standing there.
Figure: Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now they will pay!
At the FF dinner...
Tifa: *eats* Hm... I wonder what happened to that Squaresoft guy?
Squaresoft Guy: *falls out of garbage* Here I am!
Aeris: *drinks* So, how was everyone's day?
Seymour: I was in Teletubbies, but they fired me!
Vincent and Yuffie: *silent*
*S.U.C.K.S.: We're performing at Dagger's palace!
Strip Club Ladies: We made a bundle!
Kimarhi: Me fired from strip club.
Irvine: I quit *S.I.C.K., which is now *S.U.C.K.S..
Zell: I got arrested for food poisoning and animal cruelty!
Red XIII: *stares longingly at his stump of a tail*
Vivi: I lied my way out of jail after selling carob, and had to go through a mini-game!
Wakka: My hair's like Tidus's, ya?
Zidane: I'm the finest pimp in FF!
Lulu: *waves big wad of gil* ^_^
Auron: I became a psychic...
Tidus: I helped out Auron, and then I met up with Wakka and Vivi.
Tifa: You know damn well how I was beat up today... *pissed off*
Aeris: I kicked your ASS, Tifa! WOOT!
Others: ... -.-
Cloud: *stares at his food* Maybe we should have taken that job from the Squaresoft guy...
Tifa: NO way! C'mon, we have to try!
Wakka: Hey, Cloud? Why don't you get hat hair, ya?
Cloud: *picks up knife and slashes his hair*
Everyone gapes as the knife breaks.
Cloud: I don't wash out gel! *grin*
After dinner, they played charades and went to bed, ready for a new day...
A/N: WHOOT! This is my longest fic, chapter wise and length wise! *cheers for herself*