Disclaimer/A/N: W00T! 10 reviews! PEOPLE LIKE THIS FIC! And that means... I have to write more!
And I bet you're just DYING to know who the bad guy is... Well, maybe not. ALL WILL BE REVEALED!
P.S.: I don't own anything.
It was a beautiful morning in Alexandria. And all the FF crews were awake and at the Alexandrian market... Except for Zidane, super-pimp. He was planning something...
Zidane: I want to buy this place.
Barman: Sonny, how much gil ya got?
Zidane: *opens breifcase* Is this enough? O.O Hello?
The barman and the breifcase had dissapeared.
Zidane: Sweet!
So he started on his plan. Meanwhile, at the market...
Wakka: I don't want to buy that crappy leather thing, ya?
Dagger: ... That's a blitzball, FF9 style!
Wakka: It's still a crappy leather thing, ya?
Cloud: *walking around* Hey, hey, I saved the world today-ay... *notices poster on the wall* FF CREWS ASSEMBLE!
- Mini-game -
Beat the crowds to get to Cloud!
O - Kick
X - Push
Square - Jump
Triangle - Hit
As Wakka
X - Pushes old lady out of way
O - Kicks dog out of way
Square - Jumps from angry grandson
Triangle - Hits grandson
Wakka gets to Cloud
As Dagger
O - Kicks pervert "there"
X - Pushes aside man selling popcorn
Square - Jumps over baby carridge
Dagger gets to Cloud
As Tifa
Square - Jumps over fruit stall
Triangle - Hits man trying to sell her a scarf
Tifa gets to Cloud, and so do all the others.
- Mini-game over -
(There will be many more mini-games, in case you were wondering)
Cloud: Look! Zidane's starting up a Karaoke bar!
Others: O.O NO WAY!
Sephiroth: ^_^ This'll be a great way to boost *S.U.C.K.S.'s carrer!
Tifa: And a prize of 10, 000, 000 gil!
O.O TEN MILLION GIL!? Whoah... Well, needless to say, they all entered, and practised, and chose songs...
Zidane: *steps up to mike* Hello, and welcome to Zidane's Karaoke Bar! You'll be competing against each other to win ten million gil!
Crowd: W00T!
Zidane: And our first contestant is Tifa!
The crowd cheers as Tifa steps up to the mike and music begins to play.
Tifa: I'll be singing "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne!
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are and where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
Zidane: *steps up again as Tifa leaves* Well, great job Tifa!
The crowd cheers.
Zidane: Our next contestant is Sephiroth!
The women in the crowd scream theirselves hoarse as Sephiroth steps up.
Sephiroth: I'll sing "Papercut" by Linkin Park...
The music kicks in.
Sephiroth: Why does it feel like night today?
Something in hereÕs not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
ParanoiaÕs all I got left
I donÕt know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed / but
I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
ItÕs like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when itÕs time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me / right beneath my skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
I know IÕve got a face in me
Points out all the mistakes to me
YouÕve got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoiaÕs probably worse
donÕt know what set me off first but I know what I canÕt stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I canÕt add up to what you can but
Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when they close their eyes
A face watches every time they lie
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)
So you know that when itÕs time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too / right inside your skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
I feel the light betray me
The sun
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
I feel the light betray me
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
The women continue to scream and cheer as Sephiroth resumes his seat and Zidane steps up.
Zidane: Next up is Vivi and Rikku!
Vivi: *steps up* We'll be singing "Internet Killed The Video Star"!
Rikku: It's a parody I found on the internet!
The music starts.
Vivi: I heard about Mosaic back in '92,
On IRC the talk was focusing on you.
Big business idiots, they never had a clue!
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: With AOL came Compuserve and Prodigy,
Promising video interactivity,
And we could download all our porno... for a fee.
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Gates didn't like it...
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: He didn't own it.
Rikku: Internet killed the video star, internet killed the video star!
Vivi: Real-time streaming ... broke your heart,
And now we watch 3D real-time rendering show,
MP3 audio just seemed so long ago,
Hell, I even remember watching MTV in mono!
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Came from the cold war...
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Now it's one global store!
Rikku: Internet killed the video star, internet killed the video star!
Vivi: Plug my mind into the bar,
Drink martinis with a former teen pop star,
Record Ricky Martin on my DVD-R,
Forget all about...
Who you really are...
The crowd goes spastic, and the two step down. Zidane leaps back onstage.
Zidane: AHHH! THE CEILING'S CAVING INNN!
The ceiling falls. Suddenly Cloud wakes up.
Cloud: 0.0 Damn, that was one realistic dream! *takes peice of plaster out of his hair and goes downstairs*
Tifa: *cooking breakfast* ^_^ Morning!
Cloud: I just had this really weird dream!
Zidane: *eating cereal* Was it about Barney?
Cloud: O.o No...
Zidane: Aw... I had a dream about Barney...
Dagger: You ALWAYS have dreams about Barney!
Cloud: -.-' *sits down*
Tifa: Ok, done! *takes plate of food to Cloud*
Cloud: O.O What's this?!
Tifa: Scrambled eggs!
Cloud: No, this is weirdo yellow goop!
Tifa: *looks down* AHHH! Who replaced the scrambled eggs with yellow putty while I wasn't looking?!
Aeris: *spits out* YOU GAVE ME YELLOW PUTTY!?! @_@... I feel sick! *runs to bathroom*
So Tifa still didn't know what had happened, and Aeris spent most of her morning in the bathroom. But later on that day, Vivi, who was totally bored, turned on the TV.
Vivi: *turns on TV* O.O! A PORNO! SWEET!
Zidane: *walks in and sees the TV* SW33T!!!!
They watch the porno when Cloud walks in.
Cloud: *looks at TV* O.O!!! THAT'S THE GIRLS!
Tidus: *runs in* I WANNA SEE! I WANNA SEE!
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL ARE AERIS AND TIFA DOING?!?
Vivi: *turns his head sideways a bit* No... That's a banana! Not Aeris and Tifa!
Cloud: *turns his head sideways* Oh yeah!
Tidus: O.O This isn't even a porno! It's a cereal ad!
O.O''' So they changed the channel... Meanwhile, in evil HQ...
Figure: BWAHAHAHA!
A smaller figure steps out from shadows.
Smaller Figure: *jerks around disco style*
Figure: *picks up Smaller Figure and sticks their pinky to their mouth* Yes, Mr Bigglesworth! We will take over these pathetic worlds! Or my name isn't....
*INSERT DRUMROLL HERE*
Figure: DOCTOR KADOWAKI! *lightning flashes*
A/N: What the hell? Who replaced Tifa's breakfast with yellow putty? Why is Doctor Kadowaki taking over the worlds? Why did Vivi mistake a cereal ad for a porno?
ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!! (If you're a good person and review! ^_^)
And I bet you're just DYING to know who the bad guy is... Well, maybe not. ALL WILL BE REVEALED!
P.S.: I don't own anything.
It was a beautiful morning in Alexandria. And all the FF crews were awake and at the Alexandrian market... Except for Zidane, super-pimp. He was planning something...
Zidane: I want to buy this place.
Barman: Sonny, how much gil ya got?
Zidane: *opens breifcase* Is this enough? O.O Hello?
The barman and the breifcase had dissapeared.
Zidane: Sweet!
So he started on his plan. Meanwhile, at the market...
Wakka: I don't want to buy that crappy leather thing, ya?
Dagger: ... That's a blitzball, FF9 style!
Wakka: It's still a crappy leather thing, ya?
Cloud: *walking around* Hey, hey, I saved the world today-ay... *notices poster on the wall* FF CREWS ASSEMBLE!
- Mini-game -
Beat the crowds to get to Cloud!
O - Kick
X - Push
Square - Jump
Triangle - Hit
As Wakka
X - Pushes old lady out of way
O - Kicks dog out of way
Square - Jumps from angry grandson
Triangle - Hits grandson
Wakka gets to Cloud
As Dagger
O - Kicks pervert "there"
X - Pushes aside man selling popcorn
Square - Jumps over baby carridge
Dagger gets to Cloud
As Tifa
Square - Jumps over fruit stall
Triangle - Hits man trying to sell her a scarf
Tifa gets to Cloud, and so do all the others.
- Mini-game over -
(There will be many more mini-games, in case you were wondering)
Cloud: Look! Zidane's starting up a Karaoke bar!
Others: O.O NO WAY!
Sephiroth: ^_^ This'll be a great way to boost *S.U.C.K.S.'s carrer!
Tifa: And a prize of 10, 000, 000 gil!
O.O TEN MILLION GIL!? Whoah... Well, needless to say, they all entered, and practised, and chose songs...
Zidane: *steps up to mike* Hello, and welcome to Zidane's Karaoke Bar! You'll be competing against each other to win ten million gil!
Crowd: W00T!
Zidane: And our first contestant is Tifa!
The crowd cheers as Tifa steps up to the mike and music begins to play.
Tifa: I'll be singing "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne!
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are and where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
Zidane: *steps up again as Tifa leaves* Well, great job Tifa!
The crowd cheers.
Zidane: Our next contestant is Sephiroth!
The women in the crowd scream theirselves hoarse as Sephiroth steps up.
Sephiroth: I'll sing "Papercut" by Linkin Park...
The music kicks in.
Sephiroth: Why does it feel like night today?
Something in hereÕs not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
ParanoiaÕs all I got left
I donÕt know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed / but
I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
ItÕs like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when itÕs time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me / right beneath my skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
I know IÕve got a face in me
Points out all the mistakes to me
YouÕve got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoiaÕs probably worse
donÕt know what set me off first but I know what I canÕt stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I canÕt add up to what you can but
Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when they close their eyes
A face watches every time they lie
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)
So you know that when itÕs time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too / right inside your skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
the face inside is right beneath my skin
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
I feel the light betray me
The sun
ItÕs like IÕm / paranoid lookinÕ over my back
ItÕs like a / whirlwind inside of my head
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
I feel the light betray me
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like I / canÕt stop what IÕm hearing within
ItÕs like the face inside is right beneath my skin
The women continue to scream and cheer as Sephiroth resumes his seat and Zidane steps up.
Zidane: Next up is Vivi and Rikku!
Vivi: *steps up* We'll be singing "Internet Killed The Video Star"!
Rikku: It's a parody I found on the internet!
The music starts.
Vivi: I heard about Mosaic back in '92,
On IRC the talk was focusing on you.
Big business idiots, they never had a clue!
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: With AOL came Compuserve and Prodigy,
Promising video interactivity,
And we could download all our porno... for a fee.
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Gates didn't like it...
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: He didn't own it.
Rikku: Internet killed the video star, internet killed the video star!
Vivi: Real-time streaming ... broke your heart,
And now we watch 3D real-time rendering show,
MP3 audio just seemed so long ago,
Hell, I even remember watching MTV in mono!
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Came from the cold war...
Rikku: Oh, oh!
Vivi: Now it's one global store!
Rikku: Internet killed the video star, internet killed the video star!
Vivi: Plug my mind into the bar,
Drink martinis with a former teen pop star,
Record Ricky Martin on my DVD-R,
Forget all about...
Who you really are...
The crowd goes spastic, and the two step down. Zidane leaps back onstage.
Zidane: AHHH! THE CEILING'S CAVING INNN!
The ceiling falls. Suddenly Cloud wakes up.
Cloud: 0.0 Damn, that was one realistic dream! *takes peice of plaster out of his hair and goes downstairs*
Tifa: *cooking breakfast* ^_^ Morning!
Cloud: I just had this really weird dream!
Zidane: *eating cereal* Was it about Barney?
Cloud: O.o No...
Zidane: Aw... I had a dream about Barney...
Dagger: You ALWAYS have dreams about Barney!
Cloud: -.-' *sits down*
Tifa: Ok, done! *takes plate of food to Cloud*
Cloud: O.O What's this?!
Tifa: Scrambled eggs!
Cloud: No, this is weirdo yellow goop!
Tifa: *looks down* AHHH! Who replaced the scrambled eggs with yellow putty while I wasn't looking?!
Aeris: *spits out* YOU GAVE ME YELLOW PUTTY!?! @_@... I feel sick! *runs to bathroom*
So Tifa still didn't know what had happened, and Aeris spent most of her morning in the bathroom. But later on that day, Vivi, who was totally bored, turned on the TV.
Vivi: *turns on TV* O.O! A PORNO! SWEET!
Zidane: *walks in and sees the TV* SW33T!!!!
They watch the porno when Cloud walks in.
Cloud: *looks at TV* O.O!!! THAT'S THE GIRLS!
Tidus: *runs in* I WANNA SEE! I WANNA SEE!
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL ARE AERIS AND TIFA DOING?!?
Vivi: *turns his head sideways a bit* No... That's a banana! Not Aeris and Tifa!
Cloud: *turns his head sideways* Oh yeah!
Tidus: O.O This isn't even a porno! It's a cereal ad!
O.O''' So they changed the channel... Meanwhile, in evil HQ...
Figure: BWAHAHAHA!
A smaller figure steps out from shadows.
Smaller Figure: *jerks around disco style*
Figure: *picks up Smaller Figure and sticks their pinky to their mouth* Yes, Mr Bigglesworth! We will take over these pathetic worlds! Or my name isn't....
*INSERT DRUMROLL HERE*
Figure: DOCTOR KADOWAKI! *lightning flashes*
A/N: What the hell? Who replaced Tifa's breakfast with yellow putty? Why is Doctor Kadowaki taking over the worlds? Why did Vivi mistake a cereal ad for a porno?
ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!! (If you're a good person and review! ^_^)