Disclaimer: I. DON'T. OWN. ANYTHING... What the hell?! Why should I say that!?! You already know!
A/N: This chapter isn't pointless!!!
Cloud, Zidane, Kuja, Tidus, Dagger, Aeris and Sephiroth sat in the TV room, relaxing after playing FF7 - 10.
Cloud: *to no one in particular* We're all deep, sensitive characters in our games... But we're bums in real life.
Sephiroth: *complaining about Squaresoft* They didn't even let me keep the damn sword...
Aeris: You STOLE it!
Sephiroth: ^_^ Oh yeah!
Cloud: Why aren't we doing anything interesting!?!
Kuja: 'Cause Tifa decided that we don't need Squaresoft!
All: *sigh*
Cloud: *standing up* I'm taking a walk.... *leaves*
Barret: *eating a sandwich* Where's he going? *looks at clock* Oooo! The A Team's on!
Cloud, for some reason, had to think about stuff. And what better place to go than Besaid?
Guy: Hey, buy something, ya?
Cloud: O.O A town full of Wakkas! *runs off, and keeps running*
Suddenly, he hears a scream.
Cloud: Dammit... Better go check it out.
After a few minutes of pathetic searching, he found someone being attacked by a monster.
Cloud: That's it? *sigh* DIE!!!! *leaps at monster and kills it with his hair* Now, who's this... O.O!!!
It was a woman about his age.
Cloud: *grin* She's cute! Unconsious, but cute! Damn... What the hell is up with such short days!?! Oh well... *picks up the lady and goes back to Alexandria*
Tifa: *runs outside* Cloud, what the hell?! Who's this!?
Cloud: Uh... Good question! *he takes her inside*
Zidane: *wolf-whistle* She's HOT!
Dagger: ZIDANE! *thwacks him with random object*
Zidane: Ouch! *rubs head*
Sephiroth: *walks in, with a towel around his waist* What's this? Cloud, you brung a hooker here!
Cloud: NO I DIDN'T!!!!
The lady wakes up.
Lady: O.O Where am I?!
Vivi: You're in Alexandria!
Lady: How'd I get here!?
Cloud: I brought you.
Tidus: Hey, what's your name?
Lady: Terra.
Dagger: *starry eyes* Do you happen to know any Edgars?
Terra: -_- Unfortunately, yes.
Auron: Amazing.
Yuna: Huh?
Auron: No one has noticed that Sephiroth is only wearing a towel.
Terra: @_@ And who is Sephiroth?
Cloud: The guy on the other side of the couch.
Terra: *sits up* THAT guy?
Kuja: *_* NO! I'm wearing a -
Zidane: ENOUGH!
Terra: *sees Sephiroth* O_O Why are you only wearing a towel?
Sephiroth: *blush* I was having a shower and the Teletubbies stole my clothes!
Others: @_@
Seymour: Lala must have thought it was me!
Sephiroth: WHAAAAT!?!
Yuna: Seymour, were you cheating on me!?
Seymour: O.o No...
Tidus: Yuna!?!
Yuna: Tidus, darling, I DID get married to him!
Tifa: Before ANYONE else says ANYTHING, could Sephiroth put some DAMN PANTS ON!?
Sephiroth: But the Teletubbies-
Cloud: I have another pair of pants in my room! You can borrow them!
Sephiroth: I REFUSE TO WEAR YOUR PANTS!
Cloud: Dammit Sephiroth, would you rather wear one of Tifa's skirts?!
Sephiroth: YES!
Tifa: In my room, bottom drawer, underneath the pretzels.
Sephiroth: *runs off*
Terra: Uh, hello?
Everyone suddenly remembers she's there.
Cloud: How'd you get to Besaid, anyway?
Terra: Locke dared me to streak through Besaid when we were all drunk.
Cloud: Ah, that brings back fond memories... *remembers when he dared Tifa to streak*
Tifa: *pissed off* Cloud, I had drunk too much wine!
Cloud: Yep, I know ^_^.
A/N: Short AND crappy! Wheeeee!
A/N: This chapter isn't pointless!!!
Cloud, Zidane, Kuja, Tidus, Dagger, Aeris and Sephiroth sat in the TV room, relaxing after playing FF7 - 10.
Cloud: *to no one in particular* We're all deep, sensitive characters in our games... But we're bums in real life.
Sephiroth: *complaining about Squaresoft* They didn't even let me keep the damn sword...
Aeris: You STOLE it!
Sephiroth: ^_^ Oh yeah!
Cloud: Why aren't we doing anything interesting!?!
Kuja: 'Cause Tifa decided that we don't need Squaresoft!
All: *sigh*
Cloud: *standing up* I'm taking a walk.... *leaves*
Barret: *eating a sandwich* Where's he going? *looks at clock* Oooo! The A Team's on!
Cloud, for some reason, had to think about stuff. And what better place to go than Besaid?
Guy: Hey, buy something, ya?
Cloud: O.O A town full of Wakkas! *runs off, and keeps running*
Suddenly, he hears a scream.
Cloud: Dammit... Better go check it out.
After a few minutes of pathetic searching, he found someone being attacked by a monster.
Cloud: That's it? *sigh* DIE!!!! *leaps at monster and kills it with his hair* Now, who's this... O.O!!!
It was a woman about his age.
Cloud: *grin* She's cute! Unconsious, but cute! Damn... What the hell is up with such short days!?! Oh well... *picks up the lady and goes back to Alexandria*
Tifa: *runs outside* Cloud, what the hell?! Who's this!?
Cloud: Uh... Good question! *he takes her inside*
Zidane: *wolf-whistle* She's HOT!
Dagger: ZIDANE! *thwacks him with random object*
Zidane: Ouch! *rubs head*
Sephiroth: *walks in, with a towel around his waist* What's this? Cloud, you brung a hooker here!
Cloud: NO I DIDN'T!!!!
The lady wakes up.
Lady: O.O Where am I?!
Vivi: You're in Alexandria!
Lady: How'd I get here!?
Cloud: I brought you.
Tidus: Hey, what's your name?
Lady: Terra.
Dagger: *starry eyes* Do you happen to know any Edgars?
Terra: -_- Unfortunately, yes.
Auron: Amazing.
Yuna: Huh?
Auron: No one has noticed that Sephiroth is only wearing a towel.
Terra: @_@ And who is Sephiroth?
Cloud: The guy on the other side of the couch.
Terra: *sits up* THAT guy?
Kuja: *_* NO! I'm wearing a -
Zidane: ENOUGH!
Terra: *sees Sephiroth* O_O Why are you only wearing a towel?
Sephiroth: *blush* I was having a shower and the Teletubbies stole my clothes!
Others: @_@
Seymour: Lala must have thought it was me!
Sephiroth: WHAAAAT!?!
Yuna: Seymour, were you cheating on me!?
Seymour: O.o No...
Tidus: Yuna!?!
Yuna: Tidus, darling, I DID get married to him!
Tifa: Before ANYONE else says ANYTHING, could Sephiroth put some DAMN PANTS ON!?
Sephiroth: But the Teletubbies-
Cloud: I have another pair of pants in my room! You can borrow them!
Sephiroth: I REFUSE TO WEAR YOUR PANTS!
Cloud: Dammit Sephiroth, would you rather wear one of Tifa's skirts?!
Sephiroth: YES!
Tifa: In my room, bottom drawer, underneath the pretzels.
Sephiroth: *runs off*
Terra: Uh, hello?
Everyone suddenly remembers she's there.
Cloud: How'd you get to Besaid, anyway?
Terra: Locke dared me to streak through Besaid when we were all drunk.
Cloud: Ah, that brings back fond memories... *remembers when he dared Tifa to streak*
Tifa: *pissed off* Cloud, I had drunk too much wine!
Cloud: Yep, I know ^_^.
A/N: Short AND crappy! Wheeeee!