A/N: Wheee! I've finally decided to write this chapter! And, it'll have characters from other games!
Tifa, checking the mail.
Tifa: Eviction notice, bill, bill, jury duty, blackmail, oooo! A letter from someone we don't know! *opens it, and a peice of paper falls out*
Yuna: *picks up peice of paper* Unlimited person pass to Xmas cruise to Costa De Sol!
All: Ooooooooooo!
Aeris: Hm... Sounds like fun!
The next day...
Terra: *holding everyone's luggage* Why do I have to come?!
Cloud: 'Cause we're getting a private cabin!
Terra: O.O
Cloud: Nah, just kidding!
Guy checking tickets: Welcome to the S.S. DumŽ, can I take your tickets please?
Squall: O.O You're Ansem from Kingdom Hearts!
Ansem: No shit, sherlock!
Yuna: How'd you get here?
Ansem: Either this or living with Hades.
Cloud: Hades? HE'S HERE? AHHH! *hides behind Rinoa*
Rinoa: ^_^ Tee-hee!
Squall: *eye twitches* AIEEEE! *starts beating up Cloud*
Person No One Noticed Walk Up: AHEM!
They all look onboard to see a guy who looks just like Sephiroth.
FF7 characters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Dammit... Why can't I have a human form?
Terra: Huh?
Tidus: Good thing it's easy to tell the difference between them! Sephiroth's still wearing Tifa's skirt!
Selphie: *to Sephiroth* How on EARTH do you keep those legs so hairless?
Girls: *admire his legs*
Guys (except for Sephy): O_O
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Come aboard, quickly! Before she sees you!
Wakka: Who's 'she', ya?
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Thou shalt know then the time hath come. *walks out of sight*
Aeris: O.O He's acting like whassisname from Breath of Fire IV!
Tifa: Fou-lu?
Aeris: Lulu plays football?!
Lulu: *gasps* How'd you know?!
Cloud: I think we should go on board now.
They go on board.
Rikku: What the hell is wrong with the Narrator?! *pokes it*
STOP THAT!
Rikku: Hee, hee!
Look, I just wish something interesting would happen...
Random Naked Guy: WHEEEEEEE! *runs past*
Sephiroth: MY EYES!
Yuna: Hey! He kinda looked like you, Sephy!
Blue haired girl with pointy ears who is NOT naked: AHHH! Come back!
Oooo! Ok, I'm happy now! ^_^
Auron: Can we get back to whatever we were doing?
Sure... A girl with peach colored hair came up to them.
Girl with peach colored hair: O.O How DARE j00 insult me!
My... My lord! Your majesty, I did not know it was you!
Girl with peach colored hair: Good! *to FF crews* Hello! My name is Peaches. I invited you all here for a Christmas party.
Cid: Whooo! ALCHOMOHOL! *runs off in random direction*
Peaches: ^_^'' Sorry, I couldn't resist. And you know that guy who just ran past? *to the reader* Guess who that guy was and what game he's from and I'll put you in the story AND I'll write a one-shot fanfic for anything of your choice! *cheesy grin*
FF crews: O.o What the...?
Peaches: Uh-oh! *notices men in Squaresoft coats walking towards her* Dammit!
Squaresoft Guy: Miss Peaches?
Peaches: KARATE CHOP! *chucks them all off the side of the ship*
Cloud: *looking over* When did we set sail?
Peaches: When you weren't looking!
Cloud: ... Oh.
Suddenly random "Chamma chamma" music starts playing.
Peaches: Narrator, are you ok?
I love this song! CHAMMA CHAMMA! CHAMMA CHAMMA!
Peaches: No more Moulin Rouge for j00!
You wouldn't!
Peaches: Nup... I love this song too!
Seifer: We're doomed.
Zell: HOTDOGS! *runs off to a random place*
Irvine: GUNS! *runs off to a random place*
Rinoa, Quistis & Selphie: GUY PORN! *runs off to a random place*
Squall: ... Whatever.
Peaches: I knew I could get rid of them. ^_^
Peaches, shouldn't you be... Oh, I dunno, ASLEEP?
Peaches: It's only 4:22 am!
Cloud: *looks around and sees that it's dark* Sweet lord!
Dude... You're the only one out here!
Cloud: O.O *runs off to his cabin*
A/N: Ack... So... Damn... Tired... Couldn't... Be... Stuffed... Writing... More...
Btw, my offer was for real. To make it easier for those who may know who it is, I call the guy "The Ass Flake"... Muahahaha! Guess, my pretties! Guess!
Tifa, checking the mail.
Tifa: Eviction notice, bill, bill, jury duty, blackmail, oooo! A letter from someone we don't know! *opens it, and a peice of paper falls out*
Yuna: *picks up peice of paper* Unlimited person pass to Xmas cruise to Costa De Sol!
All: Ooooooooooo!
Aeris: Hm... Sounds like fun!
The next day...
Terra: *holding everyone's luggage* Why do I have to come?!
Cloud: 'Cause we're getting a private cabin!
Terra: O.O
Cloud: Nah, just kidding!
Guy checking tickets: Welcome to the S.S. DumŽ, can I take your tickets please?
Squall: O.O You're Ansem from Kingdom Hearts!
Ansem: No shit, sherlock!
Yuna: How'd you get here?
Ansem: Either this or living with Hades.
Cloud: Hades? HE'S HERE? AHHH! *hides behind Rinoa*
Rinoa: ^_^ Tee-hee!
Squall: *eye twitches* AIEEEE! *starts beating up Cloud*
Person No One Noticed Walk Up: AHEM!
They all look onboard to see a guy who looks just like Sephiroth.
FF7 characters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Dammit... Why can't I have a human form?
Terra: Huh?
Tidus: Good thing it's easy to tell the difference between them! Sephiroth's still wearing Tifa's skirt!
Selphie: *to Sephiroth* How on EARTH do you keep those legs so hairless?
Girls: *admire his legs*
Guys (except for Sephy): O_O
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Come aboard, quickly! Before she sees you!
Wakka: Who's 'she', ya?
Guy who looks just like Sephiroth: Thou shalt know then the time hath come. *walks out of sight*
Aeris: O.O He's acting like whassisname from Breath of Fire IV!
Tifa: Fou-lu?
Aeris: Lulu plays football?!
Lulu: *gasps* How'd you know?!
Cloud: I think we should go on board now.
They go on board.
Rikku: What the hell is wrong with the Narrator?! *pokes it*
STOP THAT!
Rikku: Hee, hee!
Look, I just wish something interesting would happen...
Random Naked Guy: WHEEEEEEE! *runs past*
Sephiroth: MY EYES!
Yuna: Hey! He kinda looked like you, Sephy!
Blue haired girl with pointy ears who is NOT naked: AHHH! Come back!
Oooo! Ok, I'm happy now! ^_^
Auron: Can we get back to whatever we were doing?
Sure... A girl with peach colored hair came up to them.
Girl with peach colored hair: O.O How DARE j00 insult me!
My... My lord! Your majesty, I did not know it was you!
Girl with peach colored hair: Good! *to FF crews* Hello! My name is Peaches. I invited you all here for a Christmas party.
Cid: Whooo! ALCHOMOHOL! *runs off in random direction*
Peaches: ^_^'' Sorry, I couldn't resist. And you know that guy who just ran past? *to the reader* Guess who that guy was and what game he's from and I'll put you in the story AND I'll write a one-shot fanfic for anything of your choice! *cheesy grin*
FF crews: O.o What the...?
Peaches: Uh-oh! *notices men in Squaresoft coats walking towards her* Dammit!
Squaresoft Guy: Miss Peaches?
Peaches: KARATE CHOP! *chucks them all off the side of the ship*
Cloud: *looking over* When did we set sail?
Peaches: When you weren't looking!
Cloud: ... Oh.
Suddenly random "Chamma chamma" music starts playing.
Peaches: Narrator, are you ok?
I love this song! CHAMMA CHAMMA! CHAMMA CHAMMA!
Peaches: No more Moulin Rouge for j00!
You wouldn't!
Peaches: Nup... I love this song too!
Seifer: We're doomed.
Zell: HOTDOGS! *runs off to a random place*
Irvine: GUNS! *runs off to a random place*
Rinoa, Quistis & Selphie: GUY PORN! *runs off to a random place*
Squall: ... Whatever.
Peaches: I knew I could get rid of them. ^_^
Peaches, shouldn't you be... Oh, I dunno, ASLEEP?
Peaches: It's only 4:22 am!
Cloud: *looks around and sees that it's dark* Sweet lord!
Dude... You're the only one out here!
Cloud: O.O *runs off to his cabin*
A/N: Ack... So... Damn... Tired... Couldn't... Be... Stuffed... Writing... More...
Btw, my offer was for real. To make it easier for those who may know who it is, I call the guy "The Ass Flake"... Muahahaha! Guess, my pretties! Guess!