Part Two

Disclaimer: still don't own em! *shifty eyes*

Author's Note: Hello! Yes, I am back with part two, and rather quickly! A note to Little Ryoko : Thank you for reviewing! Also, I had absolutely no intention of insulting Chichiri, I only made him Scrooge for the fact of : 1. He has a sad past, and 2: the idea of hearing "Bah Humbug no da!" cracked me up. I'm very obsessed with him also, and even though I made Chichiri Scrooge a little sad *even I cried while writing it, and asking how I could do that to him!* I think it came out ok! I LOVE CHICHIRI! *huggles a Chichiri plushie* *closes door to room where you can see a quick glimpse of every Chichiri merchandise known to man, and you hear strange monk music coming from the room." Not that I hold a colt or anything *darts eyes*
But anyways! If you feel the need to flame ::sad sigh:: please do it constructively. If you don't....::eyes water up:: YOU'LL HURT MY FEELINGS! YOU'LL BE EMOTIONALLY WOUNDING ME! PLEASE DON'T, OK? ::SNIFF:: Thank you! And now, on to part two!

Stage is black once again. Danielle comes out holding big poster boards. She hands one to each section of the crowd. "Ok everyone. You will notice that one person out of everyone for twelve groups has a poster, right? Good, that is because we are going to d the Twelve Days Of Christmas! ^_^ You and the chorus will sing it, and when your number is called you will stand up for that part. This will be fun. Now, if everyone is ready...."

Light On Chorus

12 Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A miko who eats too much. *the crowd stands up and holds their poster, which is Miaka in her priestess robes*

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two Shinzaho's *crowd holds up a picture of the necklace and mirror*
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three good wishes *the crowd holds up a picture of a kanji, which is the sign on their forehead when they want to make a wish*
Two shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four god beasts *crowd holds up a poster with Genbu, Byakko, Seiryuu and Suzaku on it*
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Fiiiiiiive Dead Sheishieeeeeeeee *crowd holds pic of Hotohori, Nuriko, Chiriko, Mistukake and Tamahome(1)
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six screwed up timelines *poster shows the Shi Ji Ten Chi Sho*
Fiiiiiiiiive dead sheishieeeeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven Suzaku Seishie *poster shows all seven*
Six screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiiiiiive dead shieshieeeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight smart Chiriko's *shows Chiriko reading a scroll*
Seven Suzaku Seishe
Six screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiiiive dead Seishieee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine Mitsukake's a-healing *shows him healing*
Eight smart Chiriko's
Seven Suzaku Seishei
Six screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiiiive dead shieshieeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten Chichiri's no-da-ing *picture shows a grinning Chichiri with the words "no da"
Nine Mitsukake's a-healing
Eight smart Chiriko's
Seven Suzaku Seishie
Six screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiive dead Seishieeeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven Hotohori's a-gazing *poster shows him with a mirror*
Ten Chichiri's no-da-ing
Nine Mitsukake's a-healing
Eight Smart Chiriko's
Seven Suzaku Seishie
Six Screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiive dead shieshieeeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
and a Miko who eats too much.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Nuriko's a-cross dressing *poster shows him in both men and women's clothes*
Eleven Hotohori's a-gazing
Ten Chichiri's no-da-ing
Nine Mitsukake's a-healing
Eight smart Chiriko's
Seven Suzaku Seishie
Six screwed up timelines
Fiiiiiiiive dead shieshieeeeee
Four god beasts
Three good wishes
Two Shinzaho's
And a Miiiiiiiko whoooo eats toooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

applause

Danielle comes out with all her friends. "*sigh* Well, Christmas is almost here, and we only have one act left for it!"
Laura speaks up. "Now we are going to show you the true meaning of Christmas." *all exit right*

The Nativity

The curtains open to the left wing, where we see a cot full of straw. A man is sleeping in it, and the room starts to fill in with fog. Suddenly, Hotohori appears, dressed in white and with wings. He is the angel Gabriel, and he is here to speak with Joseph.
Hotohori : "Joseph, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife. For it is through the Holy Spirit that she is with child. She will have a son, and you will name him Jesus. And he will save everyone from their sins."
*close curtain and switch scene's*
*curtain opens in the middle to show a busy market place. People are milling about buying, selling, and watching. Shepards are everywhere, and a thief is sneaking around. Over the hustle and bustle, we hear a Roman soldier.
Roman Soldier: "King Augustus has ordered that a count be taken. Everyone must return to the place of their birth!"
Narrarator: and so Joseph took Mary to Bethlehem, which was the place he was born.
We see two people riding up on a donkey, and the donkey is walking funny. As it comes closer we see it is Miaka and Tamahome acting as Mary and Joseph. The donkey is still walking funny, and from inside you can hear "Ow! Tasuki no da! We have to walk in sync! Or else they will know this isn't a real donkey!" 'Joseph' continues to pull 'Mary' on the donkey, and they get to the stage right before the donkey completely topples over. Tasuki pulls himself out of the donkey costume and stalks off. Chichiri pulls the head of the donkey off and quickly says "We were never here!" 'Joseph' leads the pregnant 'Mary' upstage and they walk around asking for a room. In the background, "Little Town Of Bethlehem" is playing. As the people say "no", they walk offstage an carry their carts with them. 'Mary' and 'Joseph' come to another innkeeper, who says they have no rooms, but they have a stable. They say they will take it, and 'Joseph' leads her to the stable.

Narrarator: Mary was near birth, and needed a place to stay. A kind innkeeper took pity on them, and let them use the available stable. It was there that the savior was born.

'Mary' holds 'Baby Jesus', being played by Chiriko, all wrapped up in swaddling cloth.

Narrarator: "The new spread far and wide that the Messiah had been born. Shepard's came to the stable to visit the newly born king, and to pay their respects."

The people who were on stage before come back and bow before the Messiah.

Narrarator: "Now, three kings had heard of the Messiah, and were coming, their only light being the north star. *queue music, and We Three Kings play in the background* They came bearing gifts, gold, myrrh, and incense."
Mitsukake, Nuriko, and Chichiri come up dressed and the kings, Chichiri holding the gold, Nuriko the myrrh, and Mitsukake the incense. They bring it up to were 'Mary' and the baby are. *Chorus starts singing "Alleluia!"*

Everyone stands up and 'Angel Gabriel' is floating behind the stable. It starts to snow from the rafters.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

*curtain closes*

Danielle comes out. "Let's have a round of applause for our chorus!"

applause

"And for our lovely actor's!"

applause and screams

"How about one more song for the road?" Everyone, including my friends and even somehow my younger brother Chris comes out to sing.

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Tai Yi Jun smells,
Miaka's hungry again
Tasuki is igniting things with his tessen and the world is blown away. HEY!
Jingle Bells, Violence Sells,
the censors just kicked in.
Now my beer is blue and clear
can't they stay the hell away? HEY!
Bashing through his foes, hiya hiya hiyaaa! Yay!
Stop a sec to pose, but Nuriko's gay! (haa haa haa haa)
Nakago say goodbye, Tamahome's forehead's so bright
His hair is sticking up and now we'll see a seishie fight! YAY!

End

Hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!
Hmmm...maybe I should write a New Year fic! YOU TELL ME! ^_^