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Chapter 2
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Gene I don't get it! They're looking for two engines to a 10-year- old ship model
that I've never even heard of!" Jim ranted looking over the parts that Jet had ordered
"What's the model?" Gene asked as he began to polish his gun.
"I'm not exactly sure, some kind of carrier, though," Jim said as he began to look
through the notes on his clipboard for a name
"Don't worry about it Jim," He said as he put his gun in the air and slowly swung
it around to measure its aim.
"Hey don't point that thing at me!" Jim said as he put his hands up in surrender
position.
Gene swirled it around and put it in his holster. "How much are they paying us?"
"Well, they said they'd pay us in 'Woolongs'" Jim said as a puzzled look
overcame his face
Gene cocked his head on an angle "What the Hell is 'Woolong'?
"The Hell if I know, maybe you should go see them, but they said they'd give us
15 million of them if we found the parts and fixed their ship," Jim said as he smiled
"15 million what? Wong?" Aisha asked as she walked in with that smirk on her
face.
"No, something called 'Woolong', I'm gonna see if they have any ladies on board
and have a meeting with her" Gene said with a perverted smirk "Pervert..." Jim said as his face drooped and Gene cleared up "What about
Melfina?"
"Well, I'd rather talk with a woman then that bald guy," Gene said looking at Jim
with a "HAHA! I TOLD YOU!" look on his face
Jim smirked "Whatever Gene..."
-_-_-_On the Bebop_-_-_-
Edward smiled at the conversation she was hearing through the security cameras
she had hacked into.
"Ooh la la... Gene-person think Jet-person a baldie!" She made a laugh and began
to roll around on the floor but rolled into Spike and fell on her back 'But Spike-person has
hair, a lot of it!" She said as she began to roll into the other direction.
Spike sighed, his eye caught Tomato out of the corner of his eye and he looked
and on the monitor, it had 'Spikey Spikey! Touch play!' Spike hesitated and put his hand
to his head thinking, "I can't believe I'm doing this!" He went over to Tomato, but before
he pushed anything, the audio conversation between Jim, Gene and Aisha played.
"Hey Jet, come in here, you might wanna here this," Spike said with a smirk
"Spike, I told you not to mess with Ed's computer, you'll never hear the end of it
from her," Jet said as he walked in
"Just come here," Spike said almost annoyed
Jet came over and listened to the conversation. Spike looked over at Jet, and just
as he suspected, a look of pure annoyance came over his face, and his eyebrow was even
twitching. Soon his face cleared up.
"If it's a girl he wants..." He began
"...It's Edward he'll get..." Spike continued
They both burst out laughing at the thought of whoever this was on a "date" with
Ed.
"What's so funny you guys?" Faye asked as she ducked down to get through the
door. Ed popped up in front of her
"Ed go on date with Gene Gene!" Ed said as she began to dance around with Ein.
"How did Ed get a date?" Faye asked as she raised an eyebrow
"Well, Gene wanted to go out with you, but he called Jet bald, it's kind of
degrading, you know?" Spike said with a smirk
"But he is bald!" Faye yelled angrily
"Sounds like your kind of desperate for a date, wanting to meet the guy fixing our
ship, and all" Jet said slyly
Faye didn't say anything for a couple minutes, she told them to shut up, and then
she left.
Nevertheless, before anyone could say anything else, a message came up on their
computer.
Jet answered it. "Hi, this is Starwind and Hawking, the people you called for the
ship repair and well..." Jim's voice began
"WHAT THE HELL IS A WOOLONG ANYWAY! PAY US 15 MILLION
WONG! WONG!" Gene butted in desperately
"Gene shut up!" Jim said as he pushed him away from the monitor "And we
would like to discuss a couple things with one of your crew members,"
Spike looked into the screen "Okay, meet us at a bar, you'll be meeting someone
named Edward, it'll be the person in a white tank top and black shorts and red hair, you'll
know 'em when you see 'em," Spike said as he cut off the transmission.
"What a jerk," Jim said as he cut off the transmission after Spike
"Yeah, and did you see that hair? It looked like Aisha's," He said with a laugh but
then noticed the look of sheer terror on Jim's face. "She's standing right behind me, isn't
she?" He said as thoughts raced through his head. Stupidly, he turned around to see the
Ctarl-Ctarl in his face. "This won't end well," He said and then began to run around trying
to escape Aisha.
"Idiot," a womans voice said, Jim turned around to see Suzuka.
"Looks like you're the only one around here with some sense," Jim said
"No, it's not me that has sense, it's Gene and Aisha who have none,"
"I guess that's reasonable," Jim said and then returned to searching for the parts
-_-_-_At the Bar_-_-_-
Edward sat at a table restlessly waiting for Gene wondering why she had to do
this and not Faye. "Faye Faye want date, why not Faye Faye get date to make Edward sit
around without Ein or Tomatoooooooooooooo," she said as she bit the table, but was
interrupted by a voice.
"Excuse me, are you Edward?" The voice asked, Ed turned around to see a red
headed man.
"Yes, Edward is Edward," She said smiling. Gene gave a puzzled look
Gene sat down on the other side of the table and ordered a beer.
"Gene's name is Gene right?" Ed asked
"Uh yeah...sure... You are a girl right?" He asked very confused by now
Ed gave a huge grin "Gene-person wanted to meet a girl didn't Gene- person?"
Gene was trying to figure out what the Hell she was talking about when his beer
came. He drank it in about two gulps, took a breath, put it down and ordered another. He
knew this was going to be a long night.
-_-_-_On The Bebop_-_-_-
"I'm glad Ed is a hacker, hacking into security cameras must be her greatest
talent," Jet said as all three of the Bebop members watched from the computer.
"It's no fair, if I had gone, I could've gotton the parts for free," Faye said smoking
a cigarette
"No, there would've been a price, it just wouldn't have been money," Spike said as
his eyes went slim.
Faye stood silent for a minute trying to figure out what he was referring to and
then her eyes grew wide "You are such a pervert Spike! I would not do that with a person
like HIM, that would be gross I can't believe you would..." She ranted on as she walked
out of the room still yelling about how Spike was a pervert and that being near him made
her sad to be alive etc., etc., etc...
Spike sighed "I'm glad SHE'S gone," he said as they looked back at the monitor.
Ed bedazzled Gene with strange sentences until he was drunk, when he got drunk
he thought Ed was hot, so she bid him adieu in her Ed-like language and left. But before
she left, the last words she heard him say were "I wanna see the froofy haired guy and
talk to HIM!" Then he passed out on the floor of the bar.
Me, I'm not. Isn't ff.net the greatest?!? If it weren't for them, I would have 1 story written!
And I wouldn't be writing this!
Chapter 2
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Gene I don't get it! They're looking for two engines to a 10-year- old ship model
that I've never even heard of!" Jim ranted looking over the parts that Jet had ordered
"What's the model?" Gene asked as he began to polish his gun.
"I'm not exactly sure, some kind of carrier, though," Jim said as he began to look
through the notes on his clipboard for a name
"Don't worry about it Jim," He said as he put his gun in the air and slowly swung
it around to measure its aim.
"Hey don't point that thing at me!" Jim said as he put his hands up in surrender
position.
Gene swirled it around and put it in his holster. "How much are they paying us?"
"Well, they said they'd pay us in 'Woolongs'" Jim said as a puzzled look
overcame his face
Gene cocked his head on an angle "What the Hell is 'Woolong'?
"The Hell if I know, maybe you should go see them, but they said they'd give us
15 million of them if we found the parts and fixed their ship," Jim said as he smiled
"15 million what? Wong?" Aisha asked as she walked in with that smirk on her
face.
"No, something called 'Woolong', I'm gonna see if they have any ladies on board
and have a meeting with her" Gene said with a perverted smirk "Pervert..." Jim said as his face drooped and Gene cleared up "What about
Melfina?"
"Well, I'd rather talk with a woman then that bald guy," Gene said looking at Jim
with a "HAHA! I TOLD YOU!" look on his face
Jim smirked "Whatever Gene..."
-_-_-_On the Bebop_-_-_-
Edward smiled at the conversation she was hearing through the security cameras
she had hacked into.
"Ooh la la... Gene-person think Jet-person a baldie!" She made a laugh and began
to roll around on the floor but rolled into Spike and fell on her back 'But Spike-person has
hair, a lot of it!" She said as she began to roll into the other direction.
Spike sighed, his eye caught Tomato out of the corner of his eye and he looked
and on the monitor, it had 'Spikey Spikey! Touch play!' Spike hesitated and put his hand
to his head thinking, "I can't believe I'm doing this!" He went over to Tomato, but before
he pushed anything, the audio conversation between Jim, Gene and Aisha played.
"Hey Jet, come in here, you might wanna here this," Spike said with a smirk
"Spike, I told you not to mess with Ed's computer, you'll never hear the end of it
from her," Jet said as he walked in
"Just come here," Spike said almost annoyed
Jet came over and listened to the conversation. Spike looked over at Jet, and just
as he suspected, a look of pure annoyance came over his face, and his eyebrow was even
twitching. Soon his face cleared up.
"If it's a girl he wants..." He began
"...It's Edward he'll get..." Spike continued
They both burst out laughing at the thought of whoever this was on a "date" with
Ed.
"What's so funny you guys?" Faye asked as she ducked down to get through the
door. Ed popped up in front of her
"Ed go on date with Gene Gene!" Ed said as she began to dance around with Ein.
"How did Ed get a date?" Faye asked as she raised an eyebrow
"Well, Gene wanted to go out with you, but he called Jet bald, it's kind of
degrading, you know?" Spike said with a smirk
"But he is bald!" Faye yelled angrily
"Sounds like your kind of desperate for a date, wanting to meet the guy fixing our
ship, and all" Jet said slyly
Faye didn't say anything for a couple minutes, she told them to shut up, and then
she left.
Nevertheless, before anyone could say anything else, a message came up on their
computer.
Jet answered it. "Hi, this is Starwind and Hawking, the people you called for the
ship repair and well..." Jim's voice began
"WHAT THE HELL IS A WOOLONG ANYWAY! PAY US 15 MILLION
WONG! WONG!" Gene butted in desperately
"Gene shut up!" Jim said as he pushed him away from the monitor "And we
would like to discuss a couple things with one of your crew members,"
Spike looked into the screen "Okay, meet us at a bar, you'll be meeting someone
named Edward, it'll be the person in a white tank top and black shorts and red hair, you'll
know 'em when you see 'em," Spike said as he cut off the transmission.
"What a jerk," Jim said as he cut off the transmission after Spike
"Yeah, and did you see that hair? It looked like Aisha's," He said with a laugh but
then noticed the look of sheer terror on Jim's face. "She's standing right behind me, isn't
she?" He said as thoughts raced through his head. Stupidly, he turned around to see the
Ctarl-Ctarl in his face. "This won't end well," He said and then began to run around trying
to escape Aisha.
"Idiot," a womans voice said, Jim turned around to see Suzuka.
"Looks like you're the only one around here with some sense," Jim said
"No, it's not me that has sense, it's Gene and Aisha who have none,"
"I guess that's reasonable," Jim said and then returned to searching for the parts
-_-_-_At the Bar_-_-_-
Edward sat at a table restlessly waiting for Gene wondering why she had to do
this and not Faye. "Faye Faye want date, why not Faye Faye get date to make Edward sit
around without Ein or Tomatoooooooooooooo," she said as she bit the table, but was
interrupted by a voice.
"Excuse me, are you Edward?" The voice asked, Ed turned around to see a red
headed man.
"Yes, Edward is Edward," She said smiling. Gene gave a puzzled look
Gene sat down on the other side of the table and ordered a beer.
"Gene's name is Gene right?" Ed asked
"Uh yeah...sure... You are a girl right?" He asked very confused by now
Ed gave a huge grin "Gene-person wanted to meet a girl didn't Gene- person?"
Gene was trying to figure out what the Hell she was talking about when his beer
came. He drank it in about two gulps, took a breath, put it down and ordered another. He
knew this was going to be a long night.
-_-_-_On The Bebop_-_-_-
"I'm glad Ed is a hacker, hacking into security cameras must be her greatest
talent," Jet said as all three of the Bebop members watched from the computer.
"It's no fair, if I had gone, I could've gotton the parts for free," Faye said smoking
a cigarette
"No, there would've been a price, it just wouldn't have been money," Spike said as
his eyes went slim.
Faye stood silent for a minute trying to figure out what he was referring to and
then her eyes grew wide "You are such a pervert Spike! I would not do that with a person
like HIM, that would be gross I can't believe you would..." She ranted on as she walked
out of the room still yelling about how Spike was a pervert and that being near him made
her sad to be alive etc., etc., etc...
Spike sighed "I'm glad SHE'S gone," he said as they looked back at the monitor.
Ed bedazzled Gene with strange sentences until he was drunk, when he got drunk
he thought Ed was hot, so she bid him adieu in her Ed-like language and left. But before
she left, the last words she heard him say were "I wanna see the froofy haired guy and
talk to HIM!" Then he passed out on the floor of the bar.