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"Let see where was I ?" asks Gario as he strokes a Mario plushie, which he hurriedly puts down when he notices that you are looking.
"Oh yes I was talking about Wario and how I joined forces with him, but to no avail for I was once again left with "waste", "waste" and more "waste". You see he got jealous of Mario and Luigi as well, and sort of became insane. He explored the pipes and found his own magical land which he made himself king of. He tried to kill Luigi and Mario with the army that he made, but he failed. Who does he call for help? You got it! Gario!"
"He had me do all the dirty work, but at the time I thought it would be worthwhile. Wario fought Mario again, lost again but became famous. Can you guess why? It was because of his suit. I designed him a new suit, and it became his trademark."
You see, I had gotten fed up with Wario bossing me around, so one day I decided to make him some special cupcakes with some special laxatives in them. Of course, I was reading Mario's new comic book and got distracted and forgot to put the laxatives in. So Wario came in and ate and ate and ate. He ate every single cupcake and ended up gaining twenty pounds because of it. So his clothes no longer fit him and I had to make him a new suit. While I was doing this I decided to add some flare to his drab costume.
When Wario saw his revved up clothes, he was furious. He has no taste you know! However he wore it anyway because, like I said he had nothing else to wear! And it's because of that he's famous today! Do I get any thanks? No, just "waste", "waste", and more "waste"!
"Let see where was I ?" asks Gario as he strokes a Mario plushie, which he hurriedly puts down when he notices that you are looking.
"Oh yes I was talking about Wario and how I joined forces with him, but to no avail for I was once again left with "waste", "waste" and more "waste". You see he got jealous of Mario and Luigi as well, and sort of became insane. He explored the pipes and found his own magical land which he made himself king of. He tried to kill Luigi and Mario with the army that he made, but he failed. Who does he call for help? You got it! Gario!"
"He had me do all the dirty work, but at the time I thought it would be worthwhile. Wario fought Mario again, lost again but became famous. Can you guess why? It was because of his suit. I designed him a new suit, and it became his trademark."
You see, I had gotten fed up with Wario bossing me around, so one day I decided to make him some special cupcakes with some special laxatives in them. Of course, I was reading Mario's new comic book and got distracted and forgot to put the laxatives in. So Wario came in and ate and ate and ate. He ate every single cupcake and ended up gaining twenty pounds because of it. So his clothes no longer fit him and I had to make him a new suit. While I was doing this I decided to add some flare to his drab costume.
When Wario saw his revved up clothes, he was furious. He has no taste you know! However he wore it anyway because, like I said he had nothing else to wear! And it's because of that he's famous today! Do I get any thanks? No, just "waste", "waste", and more "waste"!