Yugi vs Kaiba Part 2.
Yami Yugi: Curse of Dragon attack!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes! I forgot I had this card, Yugi. Mirror Force. And as you know, your Curse of Dragon goes to the graveyard. Now it's my turn, and I play Sagi the Dark Clown!!
Yami Yugi: I play Gaia the Fierce Knight!!
Kaiba: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Yami Yugi: Stop laughing! You think that crush card has me clueless?!
Kaiba: What?! How did you know about that?!
Yami Yugi: You're playing it face up.
Kaiba: Darn it!!! I gotta stop doing things like that!!
Yugi: I play Change of Heart to bring your Sagi to my side of the field for now! And now I ATTACK WITH SAGI THE DARK CLOWN REALEASE THE CRUSH VIRUS ON YOUR DECK!!!
Kaiba: Darn it again!! Why have you gotten so good?
Yugi: Just because my grandfather's not here right now doesn't mean I can't break into his shop every night and steal some of his cards. I don't steal all of them at first cause, you know, there's that whole issue with me almost getting caught and arrested.
Kaiba: Just go already!
Yami Yugi: It's your turn.
Kaiba: Oh. I play the Blue-Eyes-
Yami Yugi: -Deck virus.
Kaiba: .uh.a different card in defense mode.
Yami Yugi: Dark Magician attack!!
Kaiba: Uh, another in defense mode!!
Yami Yugi: Attack!!
Kaiba: Defense!
Yami Yugi: Attack!
Kaiba: Defense!
Yami Yugi: Attack!
Kaiba: Oh all right already! You win! Bye.
Yami yugi: Wait!! What about Mokuba?!
Kaiba: Oh yeah.
(He runs and jumps off the castle)
Bakura: Uh, that's not how he's supposed to do it is it?
Kaiba: HEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING!!!
(Everyone runs to the edge to find Kaiba hanging on the a lower ledge)
Kaiba: I forgot I need to threaten to jump off the ledge before I even lose so I'll win outta pity.
Tristan: Heh heh! Stinks for you!
Joey: Later, loser!
Kaiba: Wait! Don't leave me hanging!
(rimshot)
Yami Yugi: Maybe you do deserve to be freed.
Kaiba: Really?
Yami Yugi (thinking): Let him fall. He deserves it.
Normal Yugi (thinking): No, we can't let him to his doom.
Yami (thinking): He's finally getting what's coming to him.
Yugi (thinking) : No! He'll learn some other way! There must be another way!!
Yami (thinking): There isn't!.
Kaiba: Great! Of all the times for Yugi to be battling with his inner millennium spirit. Hurry up, Yugi!!!
Yugi (thinking): Nah, you're right!
(He walks away)
Kaiba: Oh well.
(He lets go of the ledge)
Kaiba: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Thud)
Kaiba: Ow! Oh yeah I forgot! I can't die! I'm an anime character!
The End
Yami Yugi: Curse of Dragon attack!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes! I forgot I had this card, Yugi. Mirror Force. And as you know, your Curse of Dragon goes to the graveyard. Now it's my turn, and I play Sagi the Dark Clown!!
Yami Yugi: I play Gaia the Fierce Knight!!
Kaiba: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Yami Yugi: Stop laughing! You think that crush card has me clueless?!
Kaiba: What?! How did you know about that?!
Yami Yugi: You're playing it face up.
Kaiba: Darn it!!! I gotta stop doing things like that!!
Yugi: I play Change of Heart to bring your Sagi to my side of the field for now! And now I ATTACK WITH SAGI THE DARK CLOWN REALEASE THE CRUSH VIRUS ON YOUR DECK!!!
Kaiba: Darn it again!! Why have you gotten so good?
Yugi: Just because my grandfather's not here right now doesn't mean I can't break into his shop every night and steal some of his cards. I don't steal all of them at first cause, you know, there's that whole issue with me almost getting caught and arrested.
Kaiba: Just go already!
Yami Yugi: It's your turn.
Kaiba: Oh. I play the Blue-Eyes-
Yami Yugi: -Deck virus.
Kaiba: .uh.a different card in defense mode.
Yami Yugi: Dark Magician attack!!
Kaiba: Uh, another in defense mode!!
Yami Yugi: Attack!!
Kaiba: Defense!
Yami Yugi: Attack!
Kaiba: Defense!
Yami Yugi: Attack!
Kaiba: Oh all right already! You win! Bye.
Yami yugi: Wait!! What about Mokuba?!
Kaiba: Oh yeah.
(He runs and jumps off the castle)
Bakura: Uh, that's not how he's supposed to do it is it?
Kaiba: HEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING!!!
(Everyone runs to the edge to find Kaiba hanging on the a lower ledge)
Kaiba: I forgot I need to threaten to jump off the ledge before I even lose so I'll win outta pity.
Tristan: Heh heh! Stinks for you!
Joey: Later, loser!
Kaiba: Wait! Don't leave me hanging!
(rimshot)
Yami Yugi: Maybe you do deserve to be freed.
Kaiba: Really?
Yami Yugi (thinking): Let him fall. He deserves it.
Normal Yugi (thinking): No, we can't let him to his doom.
Yami (thinking): He's finally getting what's coming to him.
Yugi (thinking) : No! He'll learn some other way! There must be another way!!
Yami (thinking): There isn't!.
Kaiba: Great! Of all the times for Yugi to be battling with his inner millennium spirit. Hurry up, Yugi!!!
Yugi (thinking): Nah, you're right!
(He walks away)
Kaiba: Oh well.
(He lets go of the ledge)
Kaiba: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Thud)
Kaiba: Ow! Oh yeah I forgot! I can't die! I'm an anime character!
The End