Disclaimer: I still have no money or right to LOTR. Nope, none. My friends;
well no I don't want to have any right over them because I don't want to be
held accountable for the havoc they will probably create in Middle Earth.
Chapter 2: How things came to be, and no Anthony it was NOT shagging!
Elrond sat in his seat and the Middle Earth men moved to offer there seats to the girls who didn't seem to notice but instead plopped onto the ground. The guys did the same, Anthony muttering about hell, shagging, and broken ribs.
"Where should we start?" Amanda asked.
"How about the beginning like most people do?" Jared asked with a smile.
"Grrr. I'm warning you pretty boy." Amanda growled.
"Sense when have we ever done anything like 'normal people'?" Maggie asked.
"Lasto!" Bridget cried suddenly.
"Oh lord. Is she speaking in freaking Elvish again? That's how this whole thing started." Anthony said with a grown.
"How do you know that word?" Legolas asked Bridget in shock.
"I read it in the book. It means 'listen' right?" She asked, looking a bit frightened.
"Yes, but your, your not an elf." Anther elf stammered.
"So what, nether is he." Jess said as she pointed to Aragron.
"Who cares, I'll tell the story." Anthony said.
"No you won't." Maggie cried.
"Yah, you'll just mess it up and make it seem like none of it was your fault." Amanda Bell said as she smirf-kicked Jared's hand.
"I'll tell it." Eric said, exasperatedly. "Ok, we were backstage-"
"Where?" Merry asked.
"A place were we all hang out." Chad said.
"Yah, we were waiting for our band director-"
"What's a band director?" Pip asked.
"They're in charge of the band." Jared said as he pushed Amanda Bell because she wouldn't stop smerf-kicking him.
"Play nice." Jess said as she hit Jared.
"Ok." Frodo said.
"Good, now we where-"
"I have one other question."
"Go on." Eric said, looking like he was going to strangle someone in two point five seconds.
"What's a band?"
"Jesus. Someone who know how to talk to these people and is unbiased tell them what happened." Anthony said.
"Ok, who's' unbiased?" Chad asked.
"Bridget.' They all said.
"Wha?" Bridget said. She had been busy examining the details on a small dagger that she'd accidentally sat on.
"Tell um what happened, Pidge." Maggie said and took the dagger away.
"Oh, ok. Well we were all waiting to have a practice and I was writing and Amanda was trying to pull Eric's' sock off his foot-"
"Yah. Why were you doing that anyway?" Eric asked.
"I don't know, to annoy the hell out of you. What else would I do?"
"Anyway," Bridget said, "Jared was playing his drum and Maggie was running around Anthony and Chad in a circle singing the 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' song."
"That was fun." Maggie said with a smile.
"Not really." Chad said.
"Hay!"
"Ouch! Jess, Maggie hit me." Chad cried.
"Shut up!" Bridget yelled. "God, no one ever listens when I try to tell a freaking story."
"We're listing."
"Yah, we'll be good." Amanda Bell promised.
"Good. Now, digressing about ten pages we were all just waiting around and then Jared tried to take my book with Elvish in it-"
"I just wanted to borrow it."
"Well you should have asked her." Chad said.
"ANYWAY! Jared started to run away with it so I had to chase after him and then everyone started running around in this really pathetic, large circle- "
"I'm so glad that Ang didn't see that." Amanda Bell said. "We'd never live it down."
"No, because it probably looked really funny, you know all of us running around like mad in this huge circle." Bridget said and Merry snickered at the thought. "But anyway-"
"I wish had a quarter for every time you say 'anyway'. Do you know how rich I'd be?" Anthony asked.
"Will you all just let her talk?" Gandolf said, suddenly growling larger then he was. Then shrunk back to normal size as he said, "She is trying to help you."
"Cool. Can you do that again 'cause that was way better then in the movie?" Jess asked. Gandolf stared at her. "Ok, I think I'm gonna shut up now."
"Yah, moving along. Hold on I forgot where I was." Bridget said as she crocked her head to one side in her "thinking look".
"We were running like freaks." Maggie supplied.
"Ah yes, thank you my other brain. We were running and I finally catch up with Jared when I tripped-"
"Calamity Jane strikes again." Eric said with a snicker.
"And I so grabbed onto Jared's arm and they grabbed onto me and then BOOM! We're all on the hard stone floor. That really hurt to fall on by the by." Bridget said as she took a breath. The Middle Earthers started at the American kids uncomprehendingly.
"So, you tripped and fell here?" Gandolf said after a few moments.
"Um, yes. But we were fighting over a book about here if that helps at all." Amanda Bell said. "I know because Bridget was yelling at Jared in Elvish and he had her red book."
"That's right." Bridget said. "You huan. Trying to take my parma."
"What did she call me? I know parma means book but what did she call me?" Jared demanded. Elrond smiled slowly.
"She called you a hound." Aragron said with a snicker.
"What? Hay, Bridget that's not nice." Jared said.
"Nether is taking a book that took me two years to find."
"Wench."
"Prat."
"You can't speak Elvish." Jared shot at her.
"I bite my thumb at thee." Bridget cried and then did so. Everyone from their group gasped, except for Anthony who pointed and laughed at Jared.
"Alright. Gandolf and I will talk and see if we can come up with a way to send you all back to your.place. Until then you may stay here." Elrond said. He didn't understand most of the story but then again he didn't understand these children ether. "You will be shone to your rooms shortly."
"Are you sure it's no trouble?" Bridget asked.
"None at all. Just behave yourselves." With that Elrond got up.
"Take the hospitality from the prissy elf, Pidge." Amanda said then smiled and glomped Legolas.
"Ahhh!!!!"
Ok, I put up the first two chapters, I hope that you all will like it and review it. Please, please oh please. Thanks, the next chapter will be up soon.
Elrond sat in his seat and the Middle Earth men moved to offer there seats to the girls who didn't seem to notice but instead plopped onto the ground. The guys did the same, Anthony muttering about hell, shagging, and broken ribs.
"Where should we start?" Amanda asked.
"How about the beginning like most people do?" Jared asked with a smile.
"Grrr. I'm warning you pretty boy." Amanda growled.
"Sense when have we ever done anything like 'normal people'?" Maggie asked.
"Lasto!" Bridget cried suddenly.
"Oh lord. Is she speaking in freaking Elvish again? That's how this whole thing started." Anthony said with a grown.
"How do you know that word?" Legolas asked Bridget in shock.
"I read it in the book. It means 'listen' right?" She asked, looking a bit frightened.
"Yes, but your, your not an elf." Anther elf stammered.
"So what, nether is he." Jess said as she pointed to Aragron.
"Who cares, I'll tell the story." Anthony said.
"No you won't." Maggie cried.
"Yah, you'll just mess it up and make it seem like none of it was your fault." Amanda Bell said as she smirf-kicked Jared's hand.
"I'll tell it." Eric said, exasperatedly. "Ok, we were backstage-"
"Where?" Merry asked.
"A place were we all hang out." Chad said.
"Yah, we were waiting for our band director-"
"What's a band director?" Pip asked.
"They're in charge of the band." Jared said as he pushed Amanda Bell because she wouldn't stop smerf-kicking him.
"Play nice." Jess said as she hit Jared.
"Ok." Frodo said.
"Good, now we where-"
"I have one other question."
"Go on." Eric said, looking like he was going to strangle someone in two point five seconds.
"What's a band?"
"Jesus. Someone who know how to talk to these people and is unbiased tell them what happened." Anthony said.
"Ok, who's' unbiased?" Chad asked.
"Bridget.' They all said.
"Wha?" Bridget said. She had been busy examining the details on a small dagger that she'd accidentally sat on.
"Tell um what happened, Pidge." Maggie said and took the dagger away.
"Oh, ok. Well we were all waiting to have a practice and I was writing and Amanda was trying to pull Eric's' sock off his foot-"
"Yah. Why were you doing that anyway?" Eric asked.
"I don't know, to annoy the hell out of you. What else would I do?"
"Anyway," Bridget said, "Jared was playing his drum and Maggie was running around Anthony and Chad in a circle singing the 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' song."
"That was fun." Maggie said with a smile.
"Not really." Chad said.
"Hay!"
"Ouch! Jess, Maggie hit me." Chad cried.
"Shut up!" Bridget yelled. "God, no one ever listens when I try to tell a freaking story."
"We're listing."
"Yah, we'll be good." Amanda Bell promised.
"Good. Now, digressing about ten pages we were all just waiting around and then Jared tried to take my book with Elvish in it-"
"I just wanted to borrow it."
"Well you should have asked her." Chad said.
"ANYWAY! Jared started to run away with it so I had to chase after him and then everyone started running around in this really pathetic, large circle- "
"I'm so glad that Ang didn't see that." Amanda Bell said. "We'd never live it down."
"No, because it probably looked really funny, you know all of us running around like mad in this huge circle." Bridget said and Merry snickered at the thought. "But anyway-"
"I wish had a quarter for every time you say 'anyway'. Do you know how rich I'd be?" Anthony asked.
"Will you all just let her talk?" Gandolf said, suddenly growling larger then he was. Then shrunk back to normal size as he said, "She is trying to help you."
"Cool. Can you do that again 'cause that was way better then in the movie?" Jess asked. Gandolf stared at her. "Ok, I think I'm gonna shut up now."
"Yah, moving along. Hold on I forgot where I was." Bridget said as she crocked her head to one side in her "thinking look".
"We were running like freaks." Maggie supplied.
"Ah yes, thank you my other brain. We were running and I finally catch up with Jared when I tripped-"
"Calamity Jane strikes again." Eric said with a snicker.
"And I so grabbed onto Jared's arm and they grabbed onto me and then BOOM! We're all on the hard stone floor. That really hurt to fall on by the by." Bridget said as she took a breath. The Middle Earthers started at the American kids uncomprehendingly.
"So, you tripped and fell here?" Gandolf said after a few moments.
"Um, yes. But we were fighting over a book about here if that helps at all." Amanda Bell said. "I know because Bridget was yelling at Jared in Elvish and he had her red book."
"That's right." Bridget said. "You huan. Trying to take my parma."
"What did she call me? I know parma means book but what did she call me?" Jared demanded. Elrond smiled slowly.
"She called you a hound." Aragron said with a snicker.
"What? Hay, Bridget that's not nice." Jared said.
"Nether is taking a book that took me two years to find."
"Wench."
"Prat."
"You can't speak Elvish." Jared shot at her.
"I bite my thumb at thee." Bridget cried and then did so. Everyone from their group gasped, except for Anthony who pointed and laughed at Jared.
"Alright. Gandolf and I will talk and see if we can come up with a way to send you all back to your.place. Until then you may stay here." Elrond said. He didn't understand most of the story but then again he didn't understand these children ether. "You will be shone to your rooms shortly."
"Are you sure it's no trouble?" Bridget asked.
"None at all. Just behave yourselves." With that Elrond got up.
"Take the hospitality from the prissy elf, Pidge." Amanda said then smiled and glomped Legolas.
"Ahhh!!!!"
Ok, I put up the first two chapters, I hope that you all will like it and review it. Please, please oh please. Thanks, the next chapter will be up soon.