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Chapter 3: Legolas needs a restraint order and Jared's new fan club.
"Oh lord. Amanda, get off the elf." Jess said, even though she had attached herself to Pippins arm.
"But I don't waannnnnnnaaaaaaaaa." Amanda cried as she tightened her grip on Legolas' shoulders.
"HA! She's torturing him now. Hahahahahahahaha!" Eric cried as he pointed at a very disturbed looking Legolas. Bridget sighed and put her hand into her pants pocket.
"Hay, look Anthony!" She cried, producing her flash cards for chemistry. "We can still study."
"Bridget, I hate to break it to you but if we're here, in Middle Earth, we won't have to take a chem. test." Anthony said. Bridget looked confused for a moment the shrugged.
"Ok."
"Um, could someone please make her let go..I can't breath." Legolas said.
"Amanda," Maggie said exasperatedly, "Let go of the elf."
"No."
"Yes."
"Um, ok, no."
"Amanda, now!"
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!" Amanda cried.
"I think Legolas need a restraining order." Chad said thoughtfully.
"Ooooo. Look at the shiny ring. Hay Bridget it looks like yours." Amanda Bell said as she picked up the One Ring.
"Amanda Bell put that down!" Jared cried. "It's an evil ring. Here give it back to Frodo."
"But Bridget's isn't evil." Amanda Bell puzzled as she put the ring back on the pedestal.
"Well of course not. Bridget's is a cheap imitation copy that she bought with a bookmark and then spent fifteen minutes to get off the stupid tassel." Anthony said with a sigh.
"Hay! It was worth it." Bridget said. Suddenly her hands flew to here neck. She began to pat around her neck.
"What's the matter, Pidge?" Eric asked, turning away from the entertaining scene of Maggie trying to pry Amanda off of Legolas' neck.
"Mt necklace. I don't know where it is." She cried in dismay.
"Maybe it fell over there." Chad said as he pointed to the spot where they had landed.
"We'll help you look." Merry said. "What does it look like?"
"Well, it has a cross on it-" Amanda Bell began.
"It's not here!" Bridget wailed. Amanda let go off Legolas.
"Why is she wailing? Chad what did you do?" Amanda demanded.
"I didn't do anything. Why do you always blame me?" Chad asked angrily.
"Because, well, it's always your fault." Amanda said.
"No it's not!"
"Yes it us!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Damn you. Shut up!" Chad yelled.
Now the poor LOTR people had been watching these weird kids for about an hour now and still didn't understand them. Legolas was hiding in a tree because he knew that as soon as Amanda was done arguing with Chad she was going to hug him again. Suddenly a shrill giggle cut the air.
"Oh God. No, there here." Jared cried, thinking it was the scary girls in his class who stalk him.
"They can't be." Jess assured him.
"But how can you be sure?" Jared asked, looking paranoidly around him. A bunch of female elves came running over.
"Legolas." They called then saw Jared. They ran over ands started to touch his hair.
"Ah no! Get them off! Bridget make them get off." Jared yelled. Bridget however was sitting stone still on the floor staring off into space. She'd been like that for an hour, despite Eric and Anthony's poking her with a large stick and Maggie telling her that she looked like Jack Nickalson in the "Shining".
"Vana." The Elvin girls cooed.
"ACK!" Jared yelled. Bridget suddenly snapped out of her reverie, took one look at Jared and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! Jared has a new fan club." Bridget said.
"God, you just have girls everywhere don't ya?" Jess asked with a laugh.
"Vana." The girls said again.
"What are they saying?" Jared asked.
"Beautiful, or fair." Bridget said with a shrug. "Take your pick."
"AHHHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!!" Jared yelled and ran to a tree and climbed up it. Suddenly a hand pulled him up.
"Do you need sanctuary?" Legolas asked.
"Yes." Jared said as he nodded his head vigorously. Legolas smiled and the two of them started to talk about how horrible it is to be plagued by scary stalker girls.
"I AM NOT ALWAYS TO BLAME!" Chad yelled.
"Ye-actually no your not. Anthony's to blame sometimes too." Amanda said thoughtfully.
"WHAT!? Ok you know what, I don't care." Anthony said huffily.
"Aw, poor Anthony." Maggie said sarcastically.
"Hay, Jared. Come down from the tree now, there gone." Amanda Bell said.
"Wow, I just realized something," Bridget said with a laugh.
"What?" Jess asked.
"Well now Jared can really have 'a hard days night club' because Legolas can be in it with him." Bridget said.
"Hay, yah!" Amanda cried.
"A what?" Legolas asked.
"Bridget's joke. It's named after a story about these guys who get chased by crazy fan girls and all." Jared said with a sigh.
"Oh." Legolas said as he climbed down the tree.
"Here." Maggie said as she thrust a card with "Official member of the a hard days night club" written on it.
"Thank you." Legolas said when Maggie read to him what it said.
"Hay, where's mine?" Jared asked. "After all I AM the president."
"What's a president?" Frodo asked.
"Well-"
"Excuse me please." They all turned to see Arwen standing behind them. "Excuse me, but your rooms are ready now."
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Chapter 3: Legolas needs a restraint order and Jared's new fan club.
"Oh lord. Amanda, get off the elf." Jess said, even though she had attached herself to Pippins arm.
"But I don't waannnnnnnaaaaaaaaa." Amanda cried as she tightened her grip on Legolas' shoulders.
"HA! She's torturing him now. Hahahahahahahaha!" Eric cried as he pointed at a very disturbed looking Legolas. Bridget sighed and put her hand into her pants pocket.
"Hay, look Anthony!" She cried, producing her flash cards for chemistry. "We can still study."
"Bridget, I hate to break it to you but if we're here, in Middle Earth, we won't have to take a chem. test." Anthony said. Bridget looked confused for a moment the shrugged.
"Ok."
"Um, could someone please make her let go..I can't breath." Legolas said.
"Amanda," Maggie said exasperatedly, "Let go of the elf."
"No."
"Yes."
"Um, ok, no."
"Amanda, now!"
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!" Amanda cried.
"I think Legolas need a restraining order." Chad said thoughtfully.
"Ooooo. Look at the shiny ring. Hay Bridget it looks like yours." Amanda Bell said as she picked up the One Ring.
"Amanda Bell put that down!" Jared cried. "It's an evil ring. Here give it back to Frodo."
"But Bridget's isn't evil." Amanda Bell puzzled as she put the ring back on the pedestal.
"Well of course not. Bridget's is a cheap imitation copy that she bought with a bookmark and then spent fifteen minutes to get off the stupid tassel." Anthony said with a sigh.
"Hay! It was worth it." Bridget said. Suddenly her hands flew to here neck. She began to pat around her neck.
"What's the matter, Pidge?" Eric asked, turning away from the entertaining scene of Maggie trying to pry Amanda off of Legolas' neck.
"Mt necklace. I don't know where it is." She cried in dismay.
"Maybe it fell over there." Chad said as he pointed to the spot where they had landed.
"We'll help you look." Merry said. "What does it look like?"
"Well, it has a cross on it-" Amanda Bell began.
"It's not here!" Bridget wailed. Amanda let go off Legolas.
"Why is she wailing? Chad what did you do?" Amanda demanded.
"I didn't do anything. Why do you always blame me?" Chad asked angrily.
"Because, well, it's always your fault." Amanda said.
"No it's not!"
"Yes it us!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Damn you. Shut up!" Chad yelled.
Now the poor LOTR people had been watching these weird kids for about an hour now and still didn't understand them. Legolas was hiding in a tree because he knew that as soon as Amanda was done arguing with Chad she was going to hug him again. Suddenly a shrill giggle cut the air.
"Oh God. No, there here." Jared cried, thinking it was the scary girls in his class who stalk him.
"They can't be." Jess assured him.
"But how can you be sure?" Jared asked, looking paranoidly around him. A bunch of female elves came running over.
"Legolas." They called then saw Jared. They ran over ands started to touch his hair.
"Ah no! Get them off! Bridget make them get off." Jared yelled. Bridget however was sitting stone still on the floor staring off into space. She'd been like that for an hour, despite Eric and Anthony's poking her with a large stick and Maggie telling her that she looked like Jack Nickalson in the "Shining".
"Vana." The Elvin girls cooed.
"ACK!" Jared yelled. Bridget suddenly snapped out of her reverie, took one look at Jared and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! Jared has a new fan club." Bridget said.
"God, you just have girls everywhere don't ya?" Jess asked with a laugh.
"Vana." The girls said again.
"What are they saying?" Jared asked.
"Beautiful, or fair." Bridget said with a shrug. "Take your pick."
"AHHHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!!" Jared yelled and ran to a tree and climbed up it. Suddenly a hand pulled him up.
"Do you need sanctuary?" Legolas asked.
"Yes." Jared said as he nodded his head vigorously. Legolas smiled and the two of them started to talk about how horrible it is to be plagued by scary stalker girls.
"I AM NOT ALWAYS TO BLAME!" Chad yelled.
"Ye-actually no your not. Anthony's to blame sometimes too." Amanda said thoughtfully.
"WHAT!? Ok you know what, I don't care." Anthony said huffily.
"Aw, poor Anthony." Maggie said sarcastically.
"Hay, Jared. Come down from the tree now, there gone." Amanda Bell said.
"Wow, I just realized something," Bridget said with a laugh.
"What?" Jess asked.
"Well now Jared can really have 'a hard days night club' because Legolas can be in it with him." Bridget said.
"Hay, yah!" Amanda cried.
"A what?" Legolas asked.
"Bridget's joke. It's named after a story about these guys who get chased by crazy fan girls and all." Jared said with a sigh.
"Oh." Legolas said as he climbed down the tree.
"Here." Maggie said as she thrust a card with "Official member of the a hard days night club" written on it.
"Thank you." Legolas said when Maggie read to him what it said.
"Hay, where's mine?" Jared asked. "After all I AM the president."
"What's a president?" Frodo asked.
"Well-"
"Excuse me please." They all turned to see Arwen standing behind them. "Excuse me, but your rooms are ready now."
Ok, please oh please review. It'll make me really happy and I'll give you presents. I swear I will. Sp just click on the lil box.there ya go.