Disclaimer: I thought I told you, I'm Tolkien reincarnated. Just kidding. I
don't own it. HA! You believed me, ok maybe you didn't but whatever. Here's
the story.
Ch 4: Unisex clothing and Insidious Anthony
"Really, there ready?" Jess asked.
"Yay! Show us, show us!" Maggie cried as she jumped up and down around Arwen. Eric grabbed a hold of her shoulders to make her stop.
"Alright, come along." Arwen said as she gave Aragron a lingering smile.
"Awww." Bridget whispered to Maggie.
"Oh God." Anthony said as they walked into the palace.
"Most of the rooms will be a bit smaller because of all the guests that are here." Arwen said as she opened a door.
"That's alright, I mean a room's a room." Amanda Bell said as she started to walk in. Suddenly her eyes widened. "Wow!" she gasped.
"I for got you never saw any elvish stuff before." Jared said as Amanda walked around touching the ornate wood. The rest of the rooms were very similar, till they got to Chad's.
"Dude, Chad got the shizzest room!" Bridget exclaimed as they walked into the huge, airy room.
"Shizzest?" Amanda Bell asked.
"Why does Chad have the huge room?" Anthony asked.
"Yah, 'Manda Bell, shizzy means cool." Bridget said.
"Hay, Chad, I'll trade ya rooms." Anthony said.
"No, Anthony. Go away damn you." Chad said.
"Where do you come up with those words, Bridget?" Jared asked.
"Well that ones' from my one RPG friend Lyddie." Bridget answered as she walked onto the balcony.
"Come on, Chad, we'll flip Eric for it. If he lands on his head I get it, if he lands on his feet you get it." Anthony coaxed.
"No! Diiieeeeee!" Eric cried and kicked Anthony.
"Ouch! Screw you, Eric!" Anthony said as he put Eric into a headlock.
"Hay, Chad! We can do interpretive Shakespeare from the balcony!" Amanda said as she clapped her hands in delight.
"Ah, cool!" Chad yelled and ran over to the balcony. "What light, what soft through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon which is sick and pale with grief." Chad said as he used exaggerated arm movements. (A.N: If this is wrong sorry, it was done from memory, I think it's the one Chad always says though)
"Ay me." Bridget gasped and clasped her hands to her cheek.
"She speaks! Speak again-"
"On my God stop!" Maggie cried. "Shakespeare is rolling in his grave."
"Meanie." Bridget said and stuck her tong out at Maggie, who returned it, and then both girls gave each other a one-fingered salute.
"I say we have a sleepover in Chad's room tonight." Jess said.
"Oh no." Jared said.
"Yah, ok." Chad said happily.
"Do they ever tire?" Boramer wondered aloud.
"I very much doubt it." Elrond said as he came down the hall.
"You could hear them in Morador I'd guess." Gandolf joked.
"Maybe then the orcs will be frightened and not want the ring." Merry said hopefully.
"I don't think so, unfortunately." Elrond said with a small smile for the Hobbit.
"Hay, Elrond's back!" Maggie cried.
"You've been spotted." Aragron said with a laugh.
"Hi Mr. Tall elf man sir." Amanda Bell chimed as she jumped in front of him.
"Hullo." Elrond said, barely able to keep from smiling. "I need to talk to the Fellowship, do you all think you can entertain yourselves until dinner?"
"AKA, the prissy elf wants to know if we can sit nicely and not blow anything up." Amanda whispered.
"But it's Middle Earth, we don't even have any gunpowder." Bridget said.
"Jess and I are great chemists, I'm sure we could up with something if we wanted." Maggie said. Elrond paled slightly but to his credit, left with out saying any reprimand.
"I wonder if he heard that?" Jared asked.
"Now," Elrond began, "What do we know about these people?"
"They're strange."
"They're crazy."
"They have a lot of energy."
"STOP! I meant what do we know about them that is RELIVENT?" Elrond said exasperatedly.
"Oh, well um, nothing then really." Merry said looking bored.
"I know something, I think." Sam said.
"Yes?" Gandolf said.
"Well they said that one of them had a ring that looked like Mr. Frodo's."
"WHAT?! The One Ring? Which one?" Elrond asked.
"I don't know, um the short one." Frodo said.
"No, no. That won't help, the sort of blond one." Pip said.
"There are two of them that are short with sort of blond hair." Elrond said and rubbed his head.
"Oh, it's the one with those things on her face, you know." Legolas said as he cupped his hands around his eyes to look like Bridget's glasses.
"Yes, the one who knows Elvish." Aragron said.
"Bridget." Gimli said finally.
"Very well, now where is her version of the ring?" Gandolf asked.
"Oh well they lost it." Merry said.
"They LOST it?!" Elrond asked.
"Yes and the girl was very upset about it, she sat starting off for an hour." Boramer said.
"Well they seem basically harmless.I think." Legolas said.
~Maggie's room~ "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE! DIE!" She yells as she slashes at something with the small dagger she took from Bridget.
~Back to the councils~
"I agree they do seem harmless. Now, what is to be done with them?" Elrond asked.
"Brrrrrriiiiiidget!" Maggie yelled as she skid down the hall to Bridget's room.
"What?!" Bridget asked as she opened her door.
"WellthiselevengirlcameinandsaidthatIhavetowearthisdresssbutIhatedressesandf Idon'twantto." Maggie said in one breath then collapsed on the floor.
"Ok, Maggie when did the girl tell you to put on the dress?" Bridget asked.
"Just now, after I finished eating my apple. I had fun chapping it up all crazy with the dagger."
"Ok, let me see the dress." Maggie handed it to her.
"I don't wanna wear it and I won't! I-" Maggie said, stomping her foot like a two year old. (Hahah Maggie, we have footage of that)
"Hay Maggie, the dress is blue." Bridget said sweetly.
"I won't-wha? Really? Let me see." Maggie cried and ran over. "AH! It is. Oh it's pretty, help me put it on please, oh please. You're the historian after all you know how all this stuff works. Help me."
"Ok, ok." Bridget said, satisfied with the fact that she had gotten Maggie to like a dress in a matter of seconds. Maggie looked at herself in the mirror.
"Oooooo. Where's yours? Hurry and put it on." She cried as she spun making the skirt flare out.
"I don't know where it is, hay let's try the wardrobe." Bridget said.
"Just remember not to shut it all the way because-"
"Only a fool would complete shut oneself in a wardrobe." Bridget and Maggie quoted Tolkien's good friend CS Lewis. They looked though and found a white dress with a green over coat.
"Oh, hay it looks like Arwen's one dress in the movie. You know the one where she saves Frodo." Bridget said.
"Yah, only green where the black was." Maggie said. The two then did their hair in Elvin braids. Suddenly the door flew open, reviling Anthony in blue robes.
"Ahhh! Ouch." Bridget said as she fell of the bed.
"Okay." Maggie said slowly.
"Oh you know that I'm just so insidious." Anthony said.
"Um, treacherous maybe but sultry no." Jared said from behind him.
"I don't wanna think about that." Jess said, red dress on.
"Haha. Sultry poultry." Amanda Bell said, royal purple dress on.
"Why don't the guys here wear pants?" Chad asked, he and Jared in black.
"Hay you stole me outfit." Chad cried.
"My God please don't fight over clothes." Eric said he was in dark colored robes.
"Legolas wears pants." Bridget said.
"No, Legolas wears tights." Maggie said.
"AH!" Bridget cried, blushed, and then hid her face under a pillow.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"Oh God no." Jared and Eric said simultaneously. Amanda came in, wearing her dress.
"I refuse to wear scary unisex, Elvin clothing." She said.
"Um, Amanda, you already are." Jess said, from her position on Bridget's stomach as she poked the pillow.
"So I am. Damn." Amanda said as she looked at her dress.
"Are you trying to suffocate her?" Sam asked from the door.
"Huh? Oh, me. No, trust me if I wanted to kill her I'd use me bare hands." Jess said. Boramer and Gimli exchanged looks.
"I was just joking." Jess said quickly as she tugged on the pillow. "I'm trying to get her to stop hiding." And she did, unfortunately for Jess Bridget had let go and sent Jess flying off the bed. "Ouch! See, there she is."
"Miss America!" Maggie sang.
"I hate you all." Bridget glowered.
"Well it's time for dinner." Pip said.
"Cool, are we having McDonalds?" Amanda Bell asked.
Ch 4: Unisex clothing and Insidious Anthony
"Really, there ready?" Jess asked.
"Yay! Show us, show us!" Maggie cried as she jumped up and down around Arwen. Eric grabbed a hold of her shoulders to make her stop.
"Alright, come along." Arwen said as she gave Aragron a lingering smile.
"Awww." Bridget whispered to Maggie.
"Oh God." Anthony said as they walked into the palace.
"Most of the rooms will be a bit smaller because of all the guests that are here." Arwen said as she opened a door.
"That's alright, I mean a room's a room." Amanda Bell said as she started to walk in. Suddenly her eyes widened. "Wow!" she gasped.
"I for got you never saw any elvish stuff before." Jared said as Amanda walked around touching the ornate wood. The rest of the rooms were very similar, till they got to Chad's.
"Dude, Chad got the shizzest room!" Bridget exclaimed as they walked into the huge, airy room.
"Shizzest?" Amanda Bell asked.
"Why does Chad have the huge room?" Anthony asked.
"Yah, 'Manda Bell, shizzy means cool." Bridget said.
"Hay, Chad, I'll trade ya rooms." Anthony said.
"No, Anthony. Go away damn you." Chad said.
"Where do you come up with those words, Bridget?" Jared asked.
"Well that ones' from my one RPG friend Lyddie." Bridget answered as she walked onto the balcony.
"Come on, Chad, we'll flip Eric for it. If he lands on his head I get it, if he lands on his feet you get it." Anthony coaxed.
"No! Diiieeeeee!" Eric cried and kicked Anthony.
"Ouch! Screw you, Eric!" Anthony said as he put Eric into a headlock.
"Hay, Chad! We can do interpretive Shakespeare from the balcony!" Amanda said as she clapped her hands in delight.
"Ah, cool!" Chad yelled and ran over to the balcony. "What light, what soft through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon which is sick and pale with grief." Chad said as he used exaggerated arm movements. (A.N: If this is wrong sorry, it was done from memory, I think it's the one Chad always says though)
"Ay me." Bridget gasped and clasped her hands to her cheek.
"She speaks! Speak again-"
"On my God stop!" Maggie cried. "Shakespeare is rolling in his grave."
"Meanie." Bridget said and stuck her tong out at Maggie, who returned it, and then both girls gave each other a one-fingered salute.
"I say we have a sleepover in Chad's room tonight." Jess said.
"Oh no." Jared said.
"Yah, ok." Chad said happily.
"Do they ever tire?" Boramer wondered aloud.
"I very much doubt it." Elrond said as he came down the hall.
"You could hear them in Morador I'd guess." Gandolf joked.
"Maybe then the orcs will be frightened and not want the ring." Merry said hopefully.
"I don't think so, unfortunately." Elrond said with a small smile for the Hobbit.
"Hay, Elrond's back!" Maggie cried.
"You've been spotted." Aragron said with a laugh.
"Hi Mr. Tall elf man sir." Amanda Bell chimed as she jumped in front of him.
"Hullo." Elrond said, barely able to keep from smiling. "I need to talk to the Fellowship, do you all think you can entertain yourselves until dinner?"
"AKA, the prissy elf wants to know if we can sit nicely and not blow anything up." Amanda whispered.
"But it's Middle Earth, we don't even have any gunpowder." Bridget said.
"Jess and I are great chemists, I'm sure we could up with something if we wanted." Maggie said. Elrond paled slightly but to his credit, left with out saying any reprimand.
"I wonder if he heard that?" Jared asked.
"Now," Elrond began, "What do we know about these people?"
"They're strange."
"They're crazy."
"They have a lot of energy."
"STOP! I meant what do we know about them that is RELIVENT?" Elrond said exasperatedly.
"Oh, well um, nothing then really." Merry said looking bored.
"I know something, I think." Sam said.
"Yes?" Gandolf said.
"Well they said that one of them had a ring that looked like Mr. Frodo's."
"WHAT?! The One Ring? Which one?" Elrond asked.
"I don't know, um the short one." Frodo said.
"No, no. That won't help, the sort of blond one." Pip said.
"There are two of them that are short with sort of blond hair." Elrond said and rubbed his head.
"Oh, it's the one with those things on her face, you know." Legolas said as he cupped his hands around his eyes to look like Bridget's glasses.
"Yes, the one who knows Elvish." Aragron said.
"Bridget." Gimli said finally.
"Very well, now where is her version of the ring?" Gandolf asked.
"Oh well they lost it." Merry said.
"They LOST it?!" Elrond asked.
"Yes and the girl was very upset about it, she sat starting off for an hour." Boramer said.
"Well they seem basically harmless.I think." Legolas said.
~Maggie's room~ "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE! DIE!" She yells as she slashes at something with the small dagger she took from Bridget.
~Back to the councils~
"I agree they do seem harmless. Now, what is to be done with them?" Elrond asked.
"Brrrrrriiiiiidget!" Maggie yelled as she skid down the hall to Bridget's room.
"What?!" Bridget asked as she opened her door.
"WellthiselevengirlcameinandsaidthatIhavetowearthisdresssbutIhatedressesandf Idon'twantto." Maggie said in one breath then collapsed on the floor.
"Ok, Maggie when did the girl tell you to put on the dress?" Bridget asked.
"Just now, after I finished eating my apple. I had fun chapping it up all crazy with the dagger."
"Ok, let me see the dress." Maggie handed it to her.
"I don't wanna wear it and I won't! I-" Maggie said, stomping her foot like a two year old. (Hahah Maggie, we have footage of that)
"Hay Maggie, the dress is blue." Bridget said sweetly.
"I won't-wha? Really? Let me see." Maggie cried and ran over. "AH! It is. Oh it's pretty, help me put it on please, oh please. You're the historian after all you know how all this stuff works. Help me."
"Ok, ok." Bridget said, satisfied with the fact that she had gotten Maggie to like a dress in a matter of seconds. Maggie looked at herself in the mirror.
"Oooooo. Where's yours? Hurry and put it on." She cried as she spun making the skirt flare out.
"I don't know where it is, hay let's try the wardrobe." Bridget said.
"Just remember not to shut it all the way because-"
"Only a fool would complete shut oneself in a wardrobe." Bridget and Maggie quoted Tolkien's good friend CS Lewis. They looked though and found a white dress with a green over coat.
"Oh, hay it looks like Arwen's one dress in the movie. You know the one where she saves Frodo." Bridget said.
"Yah, only green where the black was." Maggie said. The two then did their hair in Elvin braids. Suddenly the door flew open, reviling Anthony in blue robes.
"Ahhh! Ouch." Bridget said as she fell of the bed.
"Okay." Maggie said slowly.
"Oh you know that I'm just so insidious." Anthony said.
"Um, treacherous maybe but sultry no." Jared said from behind him.
"I don't wanna think about that." Jess said, red dress on.
"Haha. Sultry poultry." Amanda Bell said, royal purple dress on.
"Why don't the guys here wear pants?" Chad asked, he and Jared in black.
"Hay you stole me outfit." Chad cried.
"My God please don't fight over clothes." Eric said he was in dark colored robes.
"Legolas wears pants." Bridget said.
"No, Legolas wears tights." Maggie said.
"AH!" Bridget cried, blushed, and then hid her face under a pillow.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"Oh God no." Jared and Eric said simultaneously. Amanda came in, wearing her dress.
"I refuse to wear scary unisex, Elvin clothing." She said.
"Um, Amanda, you already are." Jess said, from her position on Bridget's stomach as she poked the pillow.
"So I am. Damn." Amanda said as she looked at her dress.
"Are you trying to suffocate her?" Sam asked from the door.
"Huh? Oh, me. No, trust me if I wanted to kill her I'd use me bare hands." Jess said. Boramer and Gimli exchanged looks.
"I was just joking." Jess said quickly as she tugged on the pillow. "I'm trying to get her to stop hiding." And she did, unfortunately for Jess Bridget had let go and sent Jess flying off the bed. "Ouch! See, there she is."
"Miss America!" Maggie sang.
"I hate you all." Bridget glowered.
"Well it's time for dinner." Pip said.
"Cool, are we having McDonalds?" Amanda Bell asked.