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Ch 5: We all fall down and the scepter from hell.
"Um, Amanda Bell, they don't have that here." Jared said as he patted her shoulder.
"Oh, they don't? Are you sure, because EVERYONE needs to have McDonald's. Well if you're sure." She said with a sigh. They all followed the Fellowship to the Dinning Hall and stopped short.
"OH.MY.GOD!" Bridget said, "Look at all this food."
"Yah, it may just be enough for Anthony." Eric said.
"Screw you, Eric." Anthony said.
"Hay, people are reciting poetry, Chad.Shakespeare.Now !" Amanda said as she tugged on his arm.
"NO!" Maggie said.
"Why not? Amanda asked.
"Because Shakespeare is far to early for this time period. We need something like Anglo-Saxon poetry." Bridget said thoughtfully.
"ACK! English, no die!" Anthony said. Bridget smiled.
"I make this song about me full sadly My own wayfaring. I a woman tell What grief's I had since I grew up New or old never more then now. Ever I know the dark of exile.-"
"Stop! Please no more of 'The wife's lament', please." Jess said pleaded.
"But I only know just a little bit more." Bridget pouted.
"Please go on." Frodo asked. The group looked to see that the Hobbits had joined they're table.
"Ok, but this next part comes later. We didn't even really study the poem yet so I don't know all of it.
'The valleys are dark the hills high The yard overgrown bitter with briars A joyless dwelling full of lack of my lord Seizes me cruelly here Friends oft there are on earth Living beloved lying in bed Under the tall oak tree I am walking alone There I may sit through these earth hills. There I may weep over my exile My many hardships.' (AN: This is a part of the Anglo-Saxon poem called "The wife's lament." The spaces were put there so you can take a breath. It was written that way so people would have an easer time remembering it when they recited it.)
Um, that's all I remember." Bridget said.
"That was a little?" Anthony asked.
"Shut up, Anthony I love that poem." Maggie said. The rest of the dinner went like most meals with the bandos went. Jess, trying to get other people's food, Anthony trying to keep his and Eric trying to get Maggie to laugh so hard that drink would come out of her nose.
"It seems odd to me that such a small creature could eat so much." Arwen said with a chuckle as Eric hit Jess' hand after she tried to take his cheese. Aragron looked pointedly at the hobbits. "You're right, perhaps it isn't all that odd." She said with a laugh. When dinner was over they all ran to get ready for their "sleep over".
"Eric, get the hell off that sofa. I called it!" Anthony cried.
"Never." Eric said.
"Oh God, this isn't going to be a repeat of the Gettysburg trip is it?' Jess asked with a laugh.
"Haha, yah, Anthony throwing Eric into the wall because he wouldn't get off the bed." Chad said. (AN, That really did happen, along with Eric being locked in the bathroom most of the night.)
"Just don't stand on my back again.' Eric said as he threw a pillow at Anthony. (Also happened)
"HA! I'll stand on your back if I want and your throwing fluff, blunt objects won't save you." Anthony cried.
"Fluffy, blunt objects? Why don't you just say pillow?" Jared asked.
"Shut up, Jared." Anthony said as he and Eric started to fight towards the balcony.
"HAWA! Die Anthony, die!" Eric said as he placed a karate kick for Anthony's shin.
"Oh you just try your karate crap, Eric. I'll kick your Jet Lee ass off the balcony." Anthony said as he picked Eric up.
"No you don't!" Eric cried and really kicked him, sending the both of them hurtling off the balcony.
"Oh shiiiiiii-OMPH!" Anthony's voice trailed till he hit the ground. Thank God the balcony was only two feet off the ground. Eric bounced off the wall and landed on his feet next to Anthony.
"HA! The couch is mine."
"Can this get any worse?" Anthony asked himself as he lay on his back. Suddenly it began to pour.
"Damn you, Anthony." Eric said.
"Hay, it's raining." Amanda Bell cried.
"Ack! It's thundering too." Bridget said and hugged the pillow to her chest. "I want my trombone!"
"Bridget, you are seventeen. You do not need your instrument for a thunderstorm." Amanda said angrily.
"It's ok Bridget just keep thinking of your favorite things." Chad said. Maggie smiled at Bridget.
"Raindrops on Roses and whiskers on Kittens." Maggie and Bridget sang.
"NO! Not the Sound of Music!" Jess cried and started to chase her two friends around.
"Did ya have a nice fall, Anthony?" Jared asked.
"Screw you piano man." Anthony said angrily.
"Sing us a song you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight, for we're all in the mood for a melody and you've got us feelin' all right." Eric, Amanda Bell and Chad sang.
"Stupid, stupid Jared." Anthony said as he pouched Jared.
"STOP SINGING THAT SONG!" Jess cried as she finally tripped Bridget.
"AH! Woman down. Woman down!" Bridget cried. "Go on without me Maggie!"
"When the dog bites when the bee stings!" Maggie sang as loudly as she could. Jess now had a dilemma. If she went after Maggie Bridget would get up, but if she stayed with Bridget Maggie would keep singing.
"Not fair." She said sadly and sat on top of Bridget. Suddenly she smiled. "Send in the clowns." Jess started to sing.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Bridget cried out and tried to cover her ears. Chad stopped singing "Piano Man" to look at Jess.
"That song is not permitted in this room." He yelled, he and Bridget being deathly afraid of clowns. Jess, however paid no heed because she wanted to scare Bridget to make Maggie come aid her "fallen" friend.
"Ask Maggie for help." Jess hissed.
"Never! Sing louder Maggie!" Bridget yelled.
"What on earth is going on in here?" Boramer said, standing at the door, looking on at the chaos that had become Chad's room. Jess was sitting on Bridget yelling the words to "Send in the Clowns" while Eric and Amanda Bell were still singing "Piano Man", while Anthony and Jared were insulting each other in French, and Amanda was running over to a corner of the room.
"Um, a party. Wanna join?" Amanda Bell asked.
"AHA!" Amanda cried suddenly. "LOOK!" She held up her Sailor Moon scepter.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Chad yelled. "The scepter from hell."
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Amanda yelled and ran over to Boramer and pressed one of the buttons. The pink, plastic scepter stared to light up and play music. Boramer looked at it the evil scepter and started to back away. Chad ran over wrestled the scepter out of Amanda's grasp and then crushed it.
"FINALLY! I've been wanting to do that for a year now." Chad said. Amanda stood mouth a gape.
"You-you killed my scepter." She said finally. "You-------" (AN Sorry the rest of Amanda's speech has to be edited, ok I mean deleted because of langue that I could get kicked off for. Let's just say she's not happy.)
"Poor Boramer." Bridget said, "He's one of my favorite characters."
"I know. Too bad he dies." Jess said. Bridget's eyes widened as she remembered that Boramer dies. Suddenly she jumped up, ran over and gave Boramer a hug.
Ch 5: We all fall down and the scepter from hell.
"Um, Amanda Bell, they don't have that here." Jared said as he patted her shoulder.
"Oh, they don't? Are you sure, because EVERYONE needs to have McDonald's. Well if you're sure." She said with a sigh. They all followed the Fellowship to the Dinning Hall and stopped short.
"OH.MY.GOD!" Bridget said, "Look at all this food."
"Yah, it may just be enough for Anthony." Eric said.
"Screw you, Eric." Anthony said.
"Hay, people are reciting poetry, Chad.Shakespeare.Now !" Amanda said as she tugged on his arm.
"NO!" Maggie said.
"Why not? Amanda asked.
"Because Shakespeare is far to early for this time period. We need something like Anglo-Saxon poetry." Bridget said thoughtfully.
"ACK! English, no die!" Anthony said. Bridget smiled.
"I make this song about me full sadly My own wayfaring. I a woman tell What grief's I had since I grew up New or old never more then now. Ever I know the dark of exile.-"
"Stop! Please no more of 'The wife's lament', please." Jess said pleaded.
"But I only know just a little bit more." Bridget pouted.
"Please go on." Frodo asked. The group looked to see that the Hobbits had joined they're table.
"Ok, but this next part comes later. We didn't even really study the poem yet so I don't know all of it.
'The valleys are dark the hills high The yard overgrown bitter with briars A joyless dwelling full of lack of my lord Seizes me cruelly here Friends oft there are on earth Living beloved lying in bed Under the tall oak tree I am walking alone There I may sit through these earth hills. There I may weep over my exile My many hardships.' (AN: This is a part of the Anglo-Saxon poem called "The wife's lament." The spaces were put there so you can take a breath. It was written that way so people would have an easer time remembering it when they recited it.)
Um, that's all I remember." Bridget said.
"That was a little?" Anthony asked.
"Shut up, Anthony I love that poem." Maggie said. The rest of the dinner went like most meals with the bandos went. Jess, trying to get other people's food, Anthony trying to keep his and Eric trying to get Maggie to laugh so hard that drink would come out of her nose.
"It seems odd to me that such a small creature could eat so much." Arwen said with a chuckle as Eric hit Jess' hand after she tried to take his cheese. Aragron looked pointedly at the hobbits. "You're right, perhaps it isn't all that odd." She said with a laugh. When dinner was over they all ran to get ready for their "sleep over".
"Eric, get the hell off that sofa. I called it!" Anthony cried.
"Never." Eric said.
"Oh God, this isn't going to be a repeat of the Gettysburg trip is it?' Jess asked with a laugh.
"Haha, yah, Anthony throwing Eric into the wall because he wouldn't get off the bed." Chad said. (AN, That really did happen, along with Eric being locked in the bathroom most of the night.)
"Just don't stand on my back again.' Eric said as he threw a pillow at Anthony. (Also happened)
"HA! I'll stand on your back if I want and your throwing fluff, blunt objects won't save you." Anthony cried.
"Fluffy, blunt objects? Why don't you just say pillow?" Jared asked.
"Shut up, Jared." Anthony said as he and Eric started to fight towards the balcony.
"HAWA! Die Anthony, die!" Eric said as he placed a karate kick for Anthony's shin.
"Oh you just try your karate crap, Eric. I'll kick your Jet Lee ass off the balcony." Anthony said as he picked Eric up.
"No you don't!" Eric cried and really kicked him, sending the both of them hurtling off the balcony.
"Oh shiiiiiii-OMPH!" Anthony's voice trailed till he hit the ground. Thank God the balcony was only two feet off the ground. Eric bounced off the wall and landed on his feet next to Anthony.
"HA! The couch is mine."
"Can this get any worse?" Anthony asked himself as he lay on his back. Suddenly it began to pour.
"Damn you, Anthony." Eric said.
"Hay, it's raining." Amanda Bell cried.
"Ack! It's thundering too." Bridget said and hugged the pillow to her chest. "I want my trombone!"
"Bridget, you are seventeen. You do not need your instrument for a thunderstorm." Amanda said angrily.
"It's ok Bridget just keep thinking of your favorite things." Chad said. Maggie smiled at Bridget.
"Raindrops on Roses and whiskers on Kittens." Maggie and Bridget sang.
"NO! Not the Sound of Music!" Jess cried and started to chase her two friends around.
"Did ya have a nice fall, Anthony?" Jared asked.
"Screw you piano man." Anthony said angrily.
"Sing us a song you're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight, for we're all in the mood for a melody and you've got us feelin' all right." Eric, Amanda Bell and Chad sang.
"Stupid, stupid Jared." Anthony said as he pouched Jared.
"STOP SINGING THAT SONG!" Jess cried as she finally tripped Bridget.
"AH! Woman down. Woman down!" Bridget cried. "Go on without me Maggie!"
"When the dog bites when the bee stings!" Maggie sang as loudly as she could. Jess now had a dilemma. If she went after Maggie Bridget would get up, but if she stayed with Bridget Maggie would keep singing.
"Not fair." She said sadly and sat on top of Bridget. Suddenly she smiled. "Send in the clowns." Jess started to sing.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Bridget cried out and tried to cover her ears. Chad stopped singing "Piano Man" to look at Jess.
"That song is not permitted in this room." He yelled, he and Bridget being deathly afraid of clowns. Jess, however paid no heed because she wanted to scare Bridget to make Maggie come aid her "fallen" friend.
"Ask Maggie for help." Jess hissed.
"Never! Sing louder Maggie!" Bridget yelled.
"What on earth is going on in here?" Boramer said, standing at the door, looking on at the chaos that had become Chad's room. Jess was sitting on Bridget yelling the words to "Send in the Clowns" while Eric and Amanda Bell were still singing "Piano Man", while Anthony and Jared were insulting each other in French, and Amanda was running over to a corner of the room.
"Um, a party. Wanna join?" Amanda Bell asked.
"AHA!" Amanda cried suddenly. "LOOK!" She held up her Sailor Moon scepter.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Chad yelled. "The scepter from hell."
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Amanda yelled and ran over to Boramer and pressed one of the buttons. The pink, plastic scepter stared to light up and play music. Boramer looked at it the evil scepter and started to back away. Chad ran over wrestled the scepter out of Amanda's grasp and then crushed it.
"FINALLY! I've been wanting to do that for a year now." Chad said. Amanda stood mouth a gape.
"You-you killed my scepter." She said finally. "You-------" (AN Sorry the rest of Amanda's speech has to be edited, ok I mean deleted because of langue that I could get kicked off for. Let's just say she's not happy.)
"Poor Boramer." Bridget said, "He's one of my favorite characters."
"I know. Too bad he dies." Jess said. Bridget's eyes widened as she remembered that Boramer dies. Suddenly she jumped up, ran over and gave Boramer a hug.