A/N. Ah, seems like there are quite a few ladies who would like to awake to find Severus under their Christmas tree (or somewhere else). Therefore, I have also written some Christmas Carols for my fellow Snape-aholics:



Snapey Baby (Sung to the tune of 'Santa Baby', first immortalized by the amazing Eartha Kitt). If you aren't familiar with this, please visit the following webpage, where you can hear the song and see the original lyrics:

http://www.newbie.net/Christmas/SantaBaby/santa_baby.html



Snapey Baby, I've filled my cauldron with a new brew

For you

Been an awfully good witch, Snapey Baby

Oh, hurry down my chimney tonight





Snapey Baby, a teeny bit of powder called floo

Will do

I'll wait up for you dear, Snapey Baby

So, hurry down my chimney tonight





Oh, please, Sir, don't you be vexed

I've heard all about the girls you've hexed

Seems that you are awfully good

At making a witch feel over-sexed





Snapey Baby, or you could fly to my room

Your broom

I'd help you polish it, umh-umh, I would

So hurry down my chimney tonight





Snapey, Honey, I've got a special present for you

I do

You'll be glad that you came, Snapey Baby

Oh, Hurry down my chimney tonight





Snapey, Honey, all I need is one little kiss

Such bliss

Love those Slytherin lips, Snapey Baby

So, hurry down the chimney tonight





The thought of you, so tall and pale

I know that you're not some kind of fairy-tale

I really do believe in you

And I'll make you believe in me





Snapey Baby, and make sure that you bring when you come

Your wand

Oh, yes, the magical one, Snapey Baby

And hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down my chimney tonight.

Hurry.Tonight.