A/N: -Clears throat-. Well, my inspiration for this song was a photo manipulation of Alan Rickman's full frontal nudity scene in Dark Harbor. In this version, Snape's dark, long locks were drawn in and he was romping about in a winter wonderland wearing only boots, Santa Claus hat and an unbuttoned Santa Claus suit jacket.

SANTA SNAPE IS COMING, UH-HUH! (Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")

Oh, I'm gonna cry out

You bet I will sigh

I ain't gonna pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Snape is coming, uh-huh





He's stoppering death

He's bottleing fame

He's gonna make me scream and shout out his name

Santa Snape is coming, uh-huh





I'm glad I wasn't sleeping

It's fun to stay awake

He's seems in such a jolly mood

Let's be bad for Sevvie's sake





He's wearing his boots

His jacket's undone

From the look on his face

He's ready for fun

Santa Snape is coming, uh-huh





Each boy and girl at Hogwarts

Was quite surprised today

To watch a naked Severus

Skip into the snow and play





Oh, I'm gonna cry out

You bet I will sigh

I ain't gonna pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Snape is coming, UH-HUH!!!!!!