SEVERUS SNAPE, THE STUDENT (Sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Severus Snape, the student

Liked to dress in long, black clothes

His hair was long and oily

And he had a real big nose



All of the kids at Hogwarts

Used to laugh and call him names

They never left poor Sevvie

Join in any Quidditch games



Then one dark and stormy night

You-know-who did say

"Snapey, with your blood so pure

Won't you be a Death Eater?"



Then he was mean and evil

But, he must have been quite sad

Severus Snape decided

He didn't want to be so bad



Yes, one night so long ago

He switched sides and said

"Albus, yes, I swear it's true

I will be a spy for you!"



Still, all the students loathed him

They didn't like him, not a bit

Severus Snape, the teacher

He was called "The Greasy Git"