I Wanna Be a Goron
A Zelda SongFiction by Kaori-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, the Ramones, nor any of their songs, etc,
etc, etc. Blah blah blah. Now, onto the story! Uhmm, song...fic..whatever.
(As the scene fades in, we see Link standing on a brightly lit stage in Goron City. Luxurious red velvet curtains adorn the background. Link is standing foremost on the stage next to a microphone. We see that there is a band set up:
*Link on electric guitar and lead vocals *A random Goron on bass *Another random Goron on drums *Yet another random Goron on keyboard
(As the cheers of the crowd [mainly made up of-you guessed it-Gorons] die down, the band begins to play to the tune to "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones. Link sings.)
Link: Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Living their lives In pure innocence! I wanna be a Goron!
They're playing with explosives! Rolling down a hill! I just wanna eat rocks Until I get ill!
I don't want to be Zora! Or Hylian at all! Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Dancing away To Saria's Song! I wanna be a Goron!
They live on that Death Mountain- So we called it then! Now in Goron city, There is life again!
I don't want to be Sheikah! Or Gerudo (no men!) Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Nothing to do But Stare into space! I wanna be a Goron!
Just give me tan, rock-hard hide! Give me peach-fuzz hair! Even if it kills you- I don't really care!
I don't want to be any- Thing but a Goron! Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Living on a Big volcanic rock! I wanna be a Goron!
There's just something about Being a Goron! Even if you blow up, You keep living on!
Who can find a better Life that you can lead? No one, no one, no one!
Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Gorooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!
¤ The screen fades out, and the song ends ¤
(As the scene fades in, we see Link standing on a brightly lit stage in Goron City. Luxurious red velvet curtains adorn the background. Link is standing foremost on the stage next to a microphone. We see that there is a band set up:
*Link on electric guitar and lead vocals *A random Goron on bass *Another random Goron on drums *Yet another random Goron on keyboard
(As the cheers of the crowd [mainly made up of-you guessed it-Gorons] die down, the band begins to play to the tune to "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones. Link sings.)
Link: Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Living their lives In pure innocence! I wanna be a Goron!
They're playing with explosives! Rolling down a hill! I just wanna eat rocks Until I get ill!
I don't want to be Zora! Or Hylian at all! Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Dancing away To Saria's Song! I wanna be a Goron!
They live on that Death Mountain- So we called it then! Now in Goron city, There is life again!
I don't want to be Sheikah! Or Gerudo (no men!) Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Nothing to do But Stare into space! I wanna be a Goron!
Just give me tan, rock-hard hide! Give me peach-fuzz hair! Even if it kills you- I don't really care!
I don't want to be any- Thing but a Goron! Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Out of all the races in Hylia land, I wanna be a Goron!
Living on a Big volcanic rock! I wanna be a Goron!
There's just something about Being a Goron! Even if you blow up, You keep living on!
Who can find a better Life that you can lead? No one, no one, no one!
Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Goron! Na, na, na-na, na, na, na-na, na! I wanna be a Gorooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!
¤ The screen fades out, and the song ends ¤