SNEAKY SNAPE (Sung to the tune of Silent Night)

Sneaky Snape, Sexy Snape

In black clothes he is draped

Head of Slytherin, clever and sly

With there's trouble he's always close by

With a sneer and a smirk

With a sneer and a smirk



Sneaky Snape, Sexy Snape

Eyes like coal, long dark cape

Silky voice that arouses and soothes

With such graceful and cat-like moves

Fingers so slim and so long

Fingers so slim and so long



Sneaky Snape, Sexy Snape

Filled with pain, filled with hate

Skin so sallow, hair so dark

With the sting of regret in his heart

Will he ever find peace?

Will he ever fine peace?