CASTING SPELLS (Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

(Sung by Snape)

Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun it is to hex

A Gryffindor each day

Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun is it to hex

A Gryffindor each day



Slinking through the halls

With a sneer upon my face

The students hug the walls

Away from me they race



Hearing students squeak

Because they're scared as hell

Oh, what fun it is to sneak

Behind them and to yell





Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun it is to hex

A Gryffindor each day

Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun is it to hex

A Gryffindor each day



A day or two ago

That Potter brat did try

To sneak out of the school

With Weasley by his side



I knew something was up

And so I cast a spell

It made his stupid cloak dissolve

And now he's mad as hell



Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun it is to hex

A Gryffindor each day

Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun is it to hex

A Gryffindor each day



Longbottom is next

He's such an easy mark

I'll curse his stupid toad

That should break his heart



And last of all you see

There's Granger, she will learn

Sometimes it's best to close your mouth

And not talk out of turn



Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun it is to hex

A Gryffindor each day

Casting spells, casting spells

Cursing all the way

Oh, what fun is it to hex

A Gryffindor each day