The FF Christmas Potluck
--Sorry pplz, since I don't know much about the other holidays and Christmas is the mainstream holiday, I'm doing this fanfic on the FF characters having a christmas potluck.--
Christmas Potluck Part I - Arrival of the Guests
Yuna hummed. "Hum dee dum dee dum, my cooking is the best." She stirred a pot of bluish green liquid that bubbled. It was Gysahl Green stew.
Rinoa looked over and stared at the bubbling pot of chocobo food. "That is what you call cooking? Looks like you're just mixing up a festering party of chemicals and bacteria."
Yuna glared and put one fist on her hip while she stirred with the other hand. "Excuse me, you have no say on what I'm cooking. Look at you, cooking Fastitocalon-F meat!"
Rinoa sighed. "I go for the special, unique platters."
Yuna shook her head. "Whatever."
--A few hours later--
The doorbell rang, and the first guest was coming. Rinoa rushed to open the door while Yuna prepared the dinner plates.
The door opened, and there Squall stood. In his hand was a small platter with bits of rotten chocobo neck meat.
"Surprise!" Squall smiled. Rinoa stared at it. "Ewwwwwwwwww..."
Squall frowned. "What? I just had to make a quick fix."
Rinoa covered her nose as the stench from the rotting meat seeped in. She waved Squall in with the other hand. "Come in... and leave that trash in the garbage."
Squall frowned again. "That's no way to treat a guest bringing food!"
"No, it is the sure way to treat a guest bringing junk."
Squall sighed and went in to set his gift down.
A few moments after Rinoa had brought in Squall, the doorbell rang again. This time Yuna went to open it.
Seymour stood there. "Hey baby, will you marry me?" He got down on one knee and held up a ring. "Please, would you take it, baby?"
Yuna glared at first, then her eyes sparkled. "No...and yes!" she exclaimed as she quickly snatched the ring, slipped it on, and slammed the door in Seymour's face.
Zell, who was just walking up after all this happened and had seen the door slam in Seymour's face, snickered and remarked, "Ahh - you been told!"
Seymour became angry and stood up, unleashing Anima upon Zell. Zell began to shiver in pain, and dropped his gift of Chocobo-flavored hot dogs.
Seymour stormed away and Selphie walked up to Zell. She helped Zell up and picked up his platter of hot dogs, all ruined, and turned to Irvine, who had escorted her there. Sephie had brought the most prettiest gift by now - a large decorative pot with a skinned, juicy white meated roast golden chocobo. Around the edges were fanciful decorations of rainbow colored Pheonix and Cockatrice Pinions, and one tuft of the golden chocobo feather was poked into the meat.
Sephie's gift was well welcomd, and Zell went in and made himself comfortable. Irvine was charming to all the ladies, but concentrated his attention on Selphie. A little while later, Seifer kicked the front door in, busting in with his gunblade cocked.
"This is a stickup! Give me all your food and wine!" He demanded.
Yuna glared and went over to Seifer. "You meanie!" She raised her staff and conked Seifer over the head. He fell over and stumbled away from the lawn.
Quite a few hours later, most of the guests had arrived. Now it was up to Yuna and Rinoa to get the party started.
Rinoa popped a CD with music from Nobuo Uematsu into her CD player and blasted it. The piano solo of Zanarkand played, and Yuna began to hum along, closing her eyes, as Tidus came up behind her and felt her breasts. "Hmm...baby."
--Let the party begin!--
Coming in Part II...
--Sorry pplz, since I don't know much about the other holidays and Christmas is the mainstream holiday, I'm doing this fanfic on the FF characters having a christmas potluck.--
Christmas Potluck Part I - Arrival of the Guests
Yuna hummed. "Hum dee dum dee dum, my cooking is the best." She stirred a pot of bluish green liquid that bubbled. It was Gysahl Green stew.
Rinoa looked over and stared at the bubbling pot of chocobo food. "That is what you call cooking? Looks like you're just mixing up a festering party of chemicals and bacteria."
Yuna glared and put one fist on her hip while she stirred with the other hand. "Excuse me, you have no say on what I'm cooking. Look at you, cooking Fastitocalon-F meat!"
Rinoa sighed. "I go for the special, unique platters."
Yuna shook her head. "Whatever."
--A few hours later--
The doorbell rang, and the first guest was coming. Rinoa rushed to open the door while Yuna prepared the dinner plates.
The door opened, and there Squall stood. In his hand was a small platter with bits of rotten chocobo neck meat.
"Surprise!" Squall smiled. Rinoa stared at it. "Ewwwwwwwwww..."
Squall frowned. "What? I just had to make a quick fix."
Rinoa covered her nose as the stench from the rotting meat seeped in. She waved Squall in with the other hand. "Come in... and leave that trash in the garbage."
Squall frowned again. "That's no way to treat a guest bringing food!"
"No, it is the sure way to treat a guest bringing junk."
Squall sighed and went in to set his gift down.
A few moments after Rinoa had brought in Squall, the doorbell rang again. This time Yuna went to open it.
Seymour stood there. "Hey baby, will you marry me?" He got down on one knee and held up a ring. "Please, would you take it, baby?"
Yuna glared at first, then her eyes sparkled. "No...and yes!" she exclaimed as she quickly snatched the ring, slipped it on, and slammed the door in Seymour's face.
Zell, who was just walking up after all this happened and had seen the door slam in Seymour's face, snickered and remarked, "Ahh - you been told!"
Seymour became angry and stood up, unleashing Anima upon Zell. Zell began to shiver in pain, and dropped his gift of Chocobo-flavored hot dogs.
Seymour stormed away and Selphie walked up to Zell. She helped Zell up and picked up his platter of hot dogs, all ruined, and turned to Irvine, who had escorted her there. Sephie had brought the most prettiest gift by now - a large decorative pot with a skinned, juicy white meated roast golden chocobo. Around the edges were fanciful decorations of rainbow colored Pheonix and Cockatrice Pinions, and one tuft of the golden chocobo feather was poked into the meat.
Sephie's gift was well welcomd, and Zell went in and made himself comfortable. Irvine was charming to all the ladies, but concentrated his attention on Selphie. A little while later, Seifer kicked the front door in, busting in with his gunblade cocked.
"This is a stickup! Give me all your food and wine!" He demanded.
Yuna glared and went over to Seifer. "You meanie!" She raised her staff and conked Seifer over the head. He fell over and stumbled away from the lawn.
Quite a few hours later, most of the guests had arrived. Now it was up to Yuna and Rinoa to get the party started.
Rinoa popped a CD with music from Nobuo Uematsu into her CD player and blasted it. The piano solo of Zanarkand played, and Yuna began to hum along, closing her eyes, as Tidus came up behind her and felt her breasts. "Hmm...baby."
--Let the party begin!--
Coming in Part II...