FEAR FACTOR
Dragon Master: hello. is this thing on? Oh! Hi! Wazzzup! And welcome to the second ever FEAR FACTOR! Well. first order of business. last episode was too long. so we had to shorten it to 4 challenges. So let's meet our guest, shall we? Introducing first, from the digital world. T.K.
T.K: H.
DM: Next on the line is Damien, of Snowboard Kids 2!
Damien: Yo!
DM: Alrighty then! Next up! From a galaxy far, far away. Ridley!
Ridley: SKREECH!
DM: AYYYOK! Time for the big green fiend! Ganondorf! The crowd roars with cheers. Ganondorf doesn't come out. Well folks, I guess we don't have a contestant number 4! Just then a cannon pops up and shoots something into the wall. When the rubble and smoke falls from the impact, there is a black ball there.
Rodent: popping his head out, Hi guys, I'm the last minute substitute!
DM: Wazzzup Rodent! Maybe we'll get a pint later! OK! Staying on track! Here comes no. 5. Wendell the Walrus!
Wendell: Soooo hungry. begins to drool then falls flat on his face.
DM: OOTAY! The next person's a beauty. Princess Daisy! I walk up to the camera. Sorry honey, I don't right this crap!
Daisy: Hiya!
Dragon Master: Allright! I think the next guy is Jewish, Mr. Game and Watch!
Game and Watch: click.click.bzzzurt.click
DM: Man. he could use a touch up! Now for the last person, Bomberman! Now it's time for th.
Wendell: . wha. FOOD! He sees Game and Watch as a piece of flat, over cooked bread. He runs over to Game and Watch. GW pulls out a torch and swings it at Wendell, throwing him onto TK.
Kari: standing up in the audience, HELP HIM! HELP TK, HE'LL DIE! Paramedics rush towards him, and then a shotgun loading sound is heard. They turn to see Dragon Master with a double-barreled, laser scoped shotgun. I point it at them.
DM: nooooosir! I wouldn't do that if I were you! Then he blows the paramedics to bits. A stray bb goes off and blasts Daisy in the head. She dies, and then TK dies of suffocation. Ohhh yeah, did I mention that we're gonna be having all the events here because of a bomb threat. Bomberman starts to sweat. We don't know who made the threat, but I loathe them.
Bomberman: IT WAS ME!!!!! I DID IT! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN TOO! HAHAHAH. he drops to the ground. Behind him stands Poo from Earthbound in fighter stance.
DM: Thanks Poo! Now for.
CHALLENGE 1
DM: OK! Our fist challenge is to throw this bomb into that Buzzzaps nest. You go first, Damien! Damien steps up and picks up the bomb. He tosses it into the nest. 10,000 angry Buzzzaps emerge and immediately begin chasing Damien. They finally catch up to him and sting him in the head. He collapses. Man! We're losin' them like flys! Allright! Next is Ridley! He flaps forward. Then he turns to the crowd and sees a Samus fan. He leaps into the audience and mauls the fan. DM tells him to come back but he growls at him. DM pulls out his shotgun. Ridley pulls out. the NOISY CRICKET! Point taken!
Ridley: screech. he points the weapon at the nest and fires. It incinerates all of the Buzzzaps.
DM: Well. no more Buzzzaps, so time for, challenge number 2!
CHALLENGE 2
DM: OK! In this one. You must survive a beating from, Mike Tyson!
Tyson: I would like to thay that I am not a man of violenth, but I'm here to unleash some whoopath!
DM: Game and Watch. you're up first.
GW: click? Tyson punches him in the nose. It crinkles like paper. Then GW punches Tyson in the gut. GW's arm does the same. Tyson picks him up and crinkles him into a ball.
Tyson: Nummy! He eats Game and Watch.
DM: Wendell! You're turn to die at the hands of Iron Mike!
Tyson: that wath a vewy wathist wamarck!
Wendell: How about some wall paper instead?
Tyson: Chicken! Mmmmmmm. he bites off Wendell's non-existent ear and swallows it. Then Tyson screams at the top of his lungs.
DM: Wendell's dead. Next victim! Rodent!
Rodent: Ooo.Kkkk.
Tyson: ROAR! He picks up Rodent, who is in his indestructible suit ball, and chomps on him for hours. Then he gives up.
DM: OK! Ridley's turn! And no noisy cricket! Ridley frowns and puts it away. Then Ridley ties Tyson up and leaves him.
DM: OK! Since we have two left. we'll have to skip to challenge 4! Then the door explodes.
Ganondorf: NOOO! I'M NUMBER 3!!!!!
DM: Well to tell you the truth. I don't have a challenge 3. so lets just have a cigar party!
Ganondorf: OK! SOUNDS GOOD! Then after a cigar party.
CHALLENGE 4
DM: Our final challenge. and. wait a second? He puts a finger in his ear. OK! Uh-huh! Got it! Takes finger out. OK guys, apparently we only have a couple minutes left! So I've changed the final challenge to drawing straws. The shortest straw loses! Ready.PICK! Each of the 3 draws a straw. then they all are about to show their straws when. the screen goes black and the credits role.
THE END
Dragon Master: hello. is this thing on? Oh! Hi! Wazzzup! And welcome to the second ever FEAR FACTOR! Well. first order of business. last episode was too long. so we had to shorten it to 4 challenges. So let's meet our guest, shall we? Introducing first, from the digital world. T.K.
T.K: H.
DM: Next on the line is Damien, of Snowboard Kids 2!
Damien: Yo!
DM: Alrighty then! Next up! From a galaxy far, far away. Ridley!
Ridley: SKREECH!
DM: AYYYOK! Time for the big green fiend! Ganondorf! The crowd roars with cheers. Ganondorf doesn't come out. Well folks, I guess we don't have a contestant number 4! Just then a cannon pops up and shoots something into the wall. When the rubble and smoke falls from the impact, there is a black ball there.
Rodent: popping his head out, Hi guys, I'm the last minute substitute!
DM: Wazzzup Rodent! Maybe we'll get a pint later! OK! Staying on track! Here comes no. 5. Wendell the Walrus!
Wendell: Soooo hungry. begins to drool then falls flat on his face.
DM: OOTAY! The next person's a beauty. Princess Daisy! I walk up to the camera. Sorry honey, I don't right this crap!
Daisy: Hiya!
Dragon Master: Allright! I think the next guy is Jewish, Mr. Game and Watch!
Game and Watch: click.click.bzzzurt.click
DM: Man. he could use a touch up! Now for the last person, Bomberman! Now it's time for th.
Wendell: . wha. FOOD! He sees Game and Watch as a piece of flat, over cooked bread. He runs over to Game and Watch. GW pulls out a torch and swings it at Wendell, throwing him onto TK.
Kari: standing up in the audience, HELP HIM! HELP TK, HE'LL DIE! Paramedics rush towards him, and then a shotgun loading sound is heard. They turn to see Dragon Master with a double-barreled, laser scoped shotgun. I point it at them.
DM: nooooosir! I wouldn't do that if I were you! Then he blows the paramedics to bits. A stray bb goes off and blasts Daisy in the head. She dies, and then TK dies of suffocation. Ohhh yeah, did I mention that we're gonna be having all the events here because of a bomb threat. Bomberman starts to sweat. We don't know who made the threat, but I loathe them.
Bomberman: IT WAS ME!!!!! I DID IT! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN TOO! HAHAHAH. he drops to the ground. Behind him stands Poo from Earthbound in fighter stance.
DM: Thanks Poo! Now for.
CHALLENGE 1
DM: OK! Our fist challenge is to throw this bomb into that Buzzzaps nest. You go first, Damien! Damien steps up and picks up the bomb. He tosses it into the nest. 10,000 angry Buzzzaps emerge and immediately begin chasing Damien. They finally catch up to him and sting him in the head. He collapses. Man! We're losin' them like flys! Allright! Next is Ridley! He flaps forward. Then he turns to the crowd and sees a Samus fan. He leaps into the audience and mauls the fan. DM tells him to come back but he growls at him. DM pulls out his shotgun. Ridley pulls out. the NOISY CRICKET! Point taken!
Ridley: screech. he points the weapon at the nest and fires. It incinerates all of the Buzzzaps.
DM: Well. no more Buzzzaps, so time for, challenge number 2!
CHALLENGE 2
DM: OK! In this one. You must survive a beating from, Mike Tyson!
Tyson: I would like to thay that I am not a man of violenth, but I'm here to unleash some whoopath!
DM: Game and Watch. you're up first.
GW: click? Tyson punches him in the nose. It crinkles like paper. Then GW punches Tyson in the gut. GW's arm does the same. Tyson picks him up and crinkles him into a ball.
Tyson: Nummy! He eats Game and Watch.
DM: Wendell! You're turn to die at the hands of Iron Mike!
Tyson: that wath a vewy wathist wamarck!
Wendell: How about some wall paper instead?
Tyson: Chicken! Mmmmmmm. he bites off Wendell's non-existent ear and swallows it. Then Tyson screams at the top of his lungs.
DM: Wendell's dead. Next victim! Rodent!
Rodent: Ooo.Kkkk.
Tyson: ROAR! He picks up Rodent, who is in his indestructible suit ball, and chomps on him for hours. Then he gives up.
DM: OK! Ridley's turn! And no noisy cricket! Ridley frowns and puts it away. Then Ridley ties Tyson up and leaves him.
DM: OK! Since we have two left. we'll have to skip to challenge 4! Then the door explodes.
Ganondorf: NOOO! I'M NUMBER 3!!!!!
DM: Well to tell you the truth. I don't have a challenge 3. so lets just have a cigar party!
Ganondorf: OK! SOUNDS GOOD! Then after a cigar party.
CHALLENGE 4
DM: Our final challenge. and. wait a second? He puts a finger in his ear. OK! Uh-huh! Got it! Takes finger out. OK guys, apparently we only have a couple minutes left! So I've changed the final challenge to drawing straws. The shortest straw loses! Ready.PICK! Each of the 3 draws a straw. then they all are about to show their straws when. the screen goes black and the credits role.
THE END