Title: "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus"
Author: noelle
Summary: A little Christmas fun, Rabb style! Hehe
Feedback: Not necessary but ALWAYS welcome and VERY much appreciated!
Disclaimer: JAG and its characters belong to Paramount and CBS. No copyright
infringement intended, I'm simply borrowing these wonderful characters for the
amusement of fellow shippers everywhere.
A/N: Oy! I'm SO sorry for the delay but this time it wasn't entirely my fault, honest! *
G* The fanfic server somehow lost my account, I've been deactivated! LOL I emailed
the support ppl awhile back hoping they'd be able to undo what's been done but I've yet
to hear from them, so … I re-registered and here I am. Anyhoo, I'm just about ready to
post "Starcrossed" and "Cupid's Arrow" but I wanted to get this story up before both. I'm
in the mood for something cheery and Christmassy and the other two are neither. Humor
me guys, I'm stuck here at uni, away from all I know-home, family, and friends-a nice
warm, fuzzy story is what I need. :o) Well I hope you enjoy this one. It's an oldie and
somewhat close to my heart, I kinda brought a few of the interactions I've had w/ my
older brother growing up in to the story. Good reading! And, in case I don't get a chance
to say it later- "HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! AND A FABULOUSLY
WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!!" Cheerio!
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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus –Chapter One
RABB'S RESIDENCE
December 24th, 2010
2355 HRS EST
"Trey, Trey wake up!" Whispered the dark haired girl as she shook her brother's shoulder.
Warily opening his eyes, the eight year old mumbled. "I'm awake, I'm awake. I was just resting my eyes
is all."
Rolling her eyes in a 'yeah right' gesture she held up a finger to her lips and another to her ear, indicating
to shush and listen.
Doing as instructed he strained his ears in an attempt to hear what his little sister had apparently heard. For
the first couple of minutes-three minutes and twenty five seconds to be exact- the only noise apparent to
him was the ticking of the grandfather clock. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick creak, tick …
{What??} Shuffling a little closer to where his sister lay, he once again listened. There it was; tick tock,
tick tock, creak tock … The creaks were very familiar to him. They were those of the third, fifth, and
seventh steps leading down from their bedrooms.
His first thought was to somehow alert his parents that there was an intruder in their house. Yet the more
he listened the calmer he became. There was something familiar about the footfall of this stranger.
His eyes went wide as realization hit him. {Oh no!! He wouldn't??!!} But at the site of red and white he
hid his face in his hands and reassigned himself to the fact that apparently * he * would.
With his head buried in his hands Trey failed to notice his sister in motion. She'd shuffled herself into a
position in direct line of the entryway to the sitting room. Weapon in hand. It wasn't until he heard a
startled gasp that he looked up.
{I guess even Admirals can be surprised.} The boy thought in passing. Knowing he had some damage
control to do he hurried over to his sister only to still when she raised her arm, slingshot aimed and ready.
"Hold it there Santa!" She ordered a tad maliciously. Trey saw 'Santa's' eyes widen, he apparently hadn't
been expecting * this * when he'd signed on for the job tonight. Having gotten over his initial surprise and
the anger in the four year olds' eyes Saint Nick opened his mouth in an attempt to calm the child. She
wouldn't hear any of it.
Shaking her head in the negative she said, "No Santa it's not your turn to talk. It's ours, well mine."
When the big fellow turned his head in the direction of the boy whether to question the situation or look for
reassurance- none would know- all he received was a helpless shrug of the shoulders.
"I was all set to give you a trial. Dad always says everyone is in … innocent until proven guilty. But you
came down the stairs. The chimney isn't broken. So the verdict is obbviously guilty. Punissshment is …"
The little girl stated as she brought her arm down a little and took aim, right bellow Santa's belt buckle.
Mr. Claus for his part was half amused and half alarmed, not knowing whether to take his present
predicament at face value. Surely a child who looked the part of an angel wouldn't do what he thought she
planned to do. Then he remembered her parentage and thought, {I've got to find cover!}
{Oh no, oh no!!} Trey worried .The situation had gotten * way * out of hand. What was he to do, what
was he to do?
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
Tbc…???
P.S. Hey guys, I just wanted to get your opinion on something … "Cupid's Arrow", will
ppl want or need the back chapters for it or can I just post chapter six and be okay w/
that? Considering that now I have to reload all my stories, I just wanted to check and
make sure that there is a need or want for all the time this will entail. Thanks chums!
Author: noelle
Summary: A little Christmas fun, Rabb style! Hehe
Feedback: Not necessary but ALWAYS welcome and VERY much appreciated!
Disclaimer: JAG and its characters belong to Paramount and CBS. No copyright
infringement intended, I'm simply borrowing these wonderful characters for the
amusement of fellow shippers everywhere.
A/N: Oy! I'm SO sorry for the delay but this time it wasn't entirely my fault, honest! *
G* The fanfic server somehow lost my account, I've been deactivated! LOL I emailed
the support ppl awhile back hoping they'd be able to undo what's been done but I've yet
to hear from them, so … I re-registered and here I am. Anyhoo, I'm just about ready to
post "Starcrossed" and "Cupid's Arrow" but I wanted to get this story up before both. I'm
in the mood for something cheery and Christmassy and the other two are neither. Humor
me guys, I'm stuck here at uni, away from all I know-home, family, and friends-a nice
warm, fuzzy story is what I need. :o) Well I hope you enjoy this one. It's an oldie and
somewhat close to my heart, I kinda brought a few of the interactions I've had w/ my
older brother growing up in to the story. Good reading! And, in case I don't get a chance
to say it later- "HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! AND A FABULOUSLY
WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!!" Cheerio!
**************************************************
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus –Chapter One
RABB'S RESIDENCE
December 24th, 2010
2355 HRS EST
"Trey, Trey wake up!" Whispered the dark haired girl as she shook her brother's shoulder.
Warily opening his eyes, the eight year old mumbled. "I'm awake, I'm awake. I was just resting my eyes
is all."
Rolling her eyes in a 'yeah right' gesture she held up a finger to her lips and another to her ear, indicating
to shush and listen.
Doing as instructed he strained his ears in an attempt to hear what his little sister had apparently heard. For
the first couple of minutes-three minutes and twenty five seconds to be exact- the only noise apparent to
him was the ticking of the grandfather clock. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick creak, tick …
{What??} Shuffling a little closer to where his sister lay, he once again listened. There it was; tick tock,
tick tock, creak tock … The creaks were very familiar to him. They were those of the third, fifth, and
seventh steps leading down from their bedrooms.
His first thought was to somehow alert his parents that there was an intruder in their house. Yet the more
he listened the calmer he became. There was something familiar about the footfall of this stranger.
His eyes went wide as realization hit him. {Oh no!! He wouldn't??!!} But at the site of red and white he
hid his face in his hands and reassigned himself to the fact that apparently * he * would.
With his head buried in his hands Trey failed to notice his sister in motion. She'd shuffled herself into a
position in direct line of the entryway to the sitting room. Weapon in hand. It wasn't until he heard a
startled gasp that he looked up.
{I guess even Admirals can be surprised.} The boy thought in passing. Knowing he had some damage
control to do he hurried over to his sister only to still when she raised her arm, slingshot aimed and ready.
"Hold it there Santa!" She ordered a tad maliciously. Trey saw 'Santa's' eyes widen, he apparently hadn't
been expecting * this * when he'd signed on for the job tonight. Having gotten over his initial surprise and
the anger in the four year olds' eyes Saint Nick opened his mouth in an attempt to calm the child. She
wouldn't hear any of it.
Shaking her head in the negative she said, "No Santa it's not your turn to talk. It's ours, well mine."
When the big fellow turned his head in the direction of the boy whether to question the situation or look for
reassurance- none would know- all he received was a helpless shrug of the shoulders.
"I was all set to give you a trial. Dad always says everyone is in … innocent until proven guilty. But you
came down the stairs. The chimney isn't broken. So the verdict is obbviously guilty. Punissshment is …"
The little girl stated as she brought her arm down a little and took aim, right bellow Santa's belt buckle.
Mr. Claus for his part was half amused and half alarmed, not knowing whether to take his present
predicament at face value. Surely a child who looked the part of an angel wouldn't do what he thought she
planned to do. Then he remembered her parentage and thought, {I've got to find cover!}
{Oh no, oh no!!} Trey worried .The situation had gotten * way * out of hand. What was he to do, what
was he to do?
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
Tbc…???
P.S. Hey guys, I just wanted to get your opinion on something … "Cupid's Arrow", will
ppl want or need the back chapters for it or can I just post chapter six and be okay w/
that? Considering that now I have to reload all my stories, I just wanted to check and
make sure that there is a need or want for all the time this will entail. Thanks chums!