Ok, here is the rewrite. By popular demand I have left the silliness in, and extended the fight scene. Enjoy.
On with the story.
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Fifteen hours later, Goku and Vegeta stopped by Capsule Corporation's kitchen and started making huge bags of popcorn, and grabbed a couple of kegs of Bud Light out of the walk-in refrigerator. They had already gotten a couple of lawn chairs from the storage shed, and Vegeta brought out is big "We're Number 1" foam-rubber finger that he got from a Dodgers game several years ago.
Gohan and Trunks Jr. entered the Kitchen. "Dad! We've sensed a huge power heading towards Earth!" Gohan exclaimed.
"We know son." Goku casually said.
"Yes, we sensed her before we went into the Nexus." Vegeta finished making himself a liverwurst and mustard sandwich.
Nappa and Bardock joined the crew.
"Her?" Trunks Jr. queried. "I suppose that you're on a first name basis with her?"
"Well, now that you mention it, yes. Her name is Tharsasher the Terrible. A rather nasty creature from the demon realm." Goku said.
"A-a demon?" Nappa said. Both Nappa and Bardock remembered hearing stories about the powers of certain demons when they were in hell.
"Yes, this particular demon has the strength and speed of a Super Saiyan Four, razor sharp claws on all four feet, and all six hands, what looks to be poisonous quills running down her back, and probably some special powers and abilities that we don't know about. Vegeta nonchalantly explained.
"Don't forget about the swords." Goku added.
"Oh yes, she has six different swords, one for each hand presumably." Vegeta finished.
The room went quiet for a few awkward moments.
"Sooo… You guys are getting ready to kick her butt, right?" Gohan asked.
Both Goku and Vegeta looked at Gohan. "No. We figured that Trunks Jr. should be able to handle this himself. We are getting ready to watch." Goku said. "Hey Vegeta, don't forget the orange soda, you know how much I love orange soda and beer."
"You're one sick Saiyan." Vegeta laughed.
"The bubbles tickle." Goku admitted.
"Whoa! Wait a minute! Time out! You want me to take her on? I've never had a real fight like this before! I'm not sure I'm up to this." Trunks Jr. exclaimed.
"Well, I suppose we can look up old Pilaf, and you can kick his butt. Do you think you're up for that?" Goku chuckled.
Vegeta snickered. "That's not fair Kakkarot, is Satan still alive? Maybe the brat can beat him!"
Vegeta and Goku were practically hanging off of each other laughing so hard.
Trunks Jr.'s pride had definitely taken the hit from those two comments. He resolved to show them that he could beat this threat.
"VEGETA! STOP TEASING OUR GRANDSON LIKE THAT!" Bulma's shrill voice cried out.
Every Saiyan's hands immediately clutched at their ears. Strangely Kaioshin seemed unaffected.
Bardock and Nappa were on the verge of physical illness.
"Damned it Bulma! Stop screeching like that!" Vegeta demanded. "What are you doing here!"
"I came here to get my work tools. One of the bonehead Saiyans on Kaioshin's planet managed to mangle the power supply for the big Gravity Chamber." Bulma explained.
"Ok, then get your tools and stop all that caterwauling!" Vegeta demanded, then stopped for a second. "Hey, where is your halo?"
Bulma smiled. "Living people don't need halos. I'll explain how that happened later." Bulma winked.
"Hey Kaioshin? Kaioshin?" Goku called with no response.
Kaioshin noticed Goku talking to him reached and removed a set of form fitting earplugs from his pointy ears.
"Yes, what is it Goku?" Kaioshin said.
"Well, nothing, it's just that you were being pretty quiet. What's with the earplugs?" Goku said.
"I don't know, but on the way here we passed a construction site, and for some reason I asked the foreman if I could have some of these. He gave me about twenty pairs after Bulma got mad at him for not giving them to me right away." Kaioshin replied.
"I see." Said Goku.
"Well, alright then, I'm going to get my tools and some parts. Let's go Kaioshin." Bulma stormed off.
"Ok Goku, we should go out and set up our chairs and food, the demoness should be here in about half an hour to forty-five minutes."
"Ok Trunks Jr. when she gets here you lead her about 30 miles north of here. There are no houses or people to worry about over in that sector. Capsule Corporation has kept that land clear just for his purpose." Vegeta said. "Kakkarot and I will lower our ki so that you seem to be the strongest on the planet. Gohan you lower your ki as well. If he gets into trouble, we'll bail him out. Bardock, Nappa, you come with us."
"Can we have some orange soda?" Nappa asked.
"No! That's mine!!" Goku screamed.
"Jeez son, you really need to work on sharing and some people skills." Bardock rolled his eyes.
"Sorry dad." Goku slowly handed Nappa one of the twenty, two liter bottles of orange soda from his basket.
"Ok, we're out of here. Good luck grandson." Vegeta smirked. "We'll be monitoring you and can be back here in an instant if you run into too much trouble. But remember that you've had the best training that you could possibly have. You know what to do, have confidence in your abilities and you will win."
"Yes sir." Trunks Jr. answer.
With that Vegeta, Goku, Bardock, and Nappa picked up the various boxes, baskets, chairs, and bags of popcorn and flew to the proposed battle site leaving Gohan and Trunks Jr. alone.
"Poisonous quills huh?" Trunks Jr. said.
"Seems so. Did anyone ever tell you about when I fought Dabura?" Gohan asked.
"In excruciating detail. Of course, Vegeta's version wasn't very… Shall I say, flattering towards you." Trunks Jr. smirked.
"Oh, I suppose that's true. He wasn't too pleased with my performance that day. Can't really blame him I guess. I hadn't kept up with my training as well as I should have after the Cell Games. Any ways, Dabura was a demon, king of the demons in fact. His spit could turn you to stone." Gohan explained. "I believe that I would have defeated him if the fight were allowed to go on. Guess we'll never know now. Of course, any ki abilities and other special techniques she may have are unknown to us. With all those swords and claws close range in fighting probably isn't going to be possible. Attacking her from behind risks being poisoned by one of her quills. Evil Shenlon had horns down his back, and could extend them at will. Damned near killed Vegeta with them. So be wary of that possibility as well. Test her speed, I think that is going to be the main determinant of the fight. If you are faster than she is, you have a good chance at winning. My suggestion would be to stun her with ki attacks, followed by very quick, get in, get out, kicks and punches. Don't attempt to go toe to toe with her. If you get a chance to blow those quills away, take it."
"Vegeta once told me that Saiyans were very resistant to most poisons." Trunks Jr. said.
"True, but he was talking about conventional poisons from the mortal plane. This is demon poison, from the demon realm. There's no telling how strong it is, or how resistant you are to it. Besides, you are only ¼ Saiyan. Your best bet is to avoid it and destroy it." Gohan said.
"Thanks for the advice Gohan." Trunks Jr. said.
Gohan's head snapped up suddenly. "She's here." He said. "Crank up your ki so she can find you."
"Well, there's no sense wasting time with preliminaries." Trunks Jr. thought as he went Super Saiyan Four right away and flew off towards the designated battlefield.
Both Gohan and Trunks Jr. immediately felt the demoness change direction and head straight towards Trunks Jr. She pursued him all the way to the battle zone. Trunks Jr. momentarily noticed that the four Saiyans had set up their food on a hill top some distance away, and Vegeta was wearing his "You're Number 1" Finger waiving it in the air.
"What is that thing any ways?" Bardock asked.
"I don't really know." Vegeta admitted. "But this is what humans do at their sporting events. I went and seen a game where they hit a small ball with a bat and then run around something called bases until a bit fat guy tells them they are out, or they are safe. They were playing something called a World Series or something like that. The Tigers vs. The Dodgers"
"The Tigers must have won right?" Nappa asked.
"I think they did in fact. How'd you know that?" Vegeta returned.
"Well, you can't win a game by dodging all the time, can you?" Nappa said.
"Err… Well I guess not." For some reason that made some sort of sense to Vegeta. "Any ways, I didn't think I'd have much fun when Bulma made me take Trunks and Goten, but it turned out pretty good after all. They had beer and everything!"
"Wait a minute!" Goku interrupted. "Is that the time you brought Goten home drunk when he was about ten and he threw up all over everything? Do you know how long it took me to calm down Chi-Chi over that?"
"Hey, it's not my fault if your brat can't hold his beer!" Vegeta said. "Besides I had problems of my own explaining to Bulma why they would no longer honor Capsule Corporation's season tickets. Whew! You talk about screeching!"
"Look, there's Trunks Jr. and I can feel that she is being drawn here by his ki." Goku said. "There she is now."
"Whoa! Damned ugly thing, isn't it?" Bardock said.
"Reminds me of my mate's mother." Nappa supplied with a smile.
"Really? Glad she was on Vegetasai when it exploded then." Bardock smirked.
"It was the one bright spot in an otherwise tragic event." Nappa smile broadened.
"Shhhhh! I think that they are talking up there." Goku said in between mouthfuls of popcorn and orange soda.
"So mortal, you have come to challenge Tharsasher?" The demon grinned. "You are brave indeed!"
"My grandfather is making me do it. He says I need the practice." Trunks Jr. smiled. He had suppressed most of his ki, keeping it in the low two million range.
"Don't take me so lightly boy! I am Tharsasher the Terrible, destroyer of galaxies! I am here to purge this planet of all life! No punk like you is going to stand in my way!" With that, Tharsasher drew her swords and attacked.
Trunks Jr. dodged all of her attacks with relative ease. "Hmmm… She's strong, but unless she is seriously sandbagging, she's not terribly fast. Let's see how she handles life without her weapons." Trunks Jr. powers up to the bottom of the Super Saiyan Four level while still keeping a significant portion of his power in reserve.
Before Tharsasher could respond, three of her weapons were broken off at the hilt. Trunks Jr. followed through with a swing kick to the, head which sent the great demon into a nearby cliff face.
Gohan had joined our heroes on the hill. "My, but Trunks is doing quite well, isn't he?"
"For now." Vegeta explained. "Because the demon seriously underestimated Trunks Jr. to start with. She's a long way from being defeated though."
"Vegeta is right. Let's hope the boy doesn't get too cocky after his initial success." Goku said.
If they had known what was going through Trunks Jr.'s head at that moment, they would not have worried.
"C'mon, that was way too easy. There's no way I beat her that fast. She's sandbagging." Trunks Jr. prepared a big bang attack directed at the cliff face Tharsasher disappeared into.
"Big Bang Attack!" Trunks Jr. let fly. Just before the attack hit the cliff and turned the entire mountain into a large pile of rubble, Tharsasher speeded out of harms way and above Trunks Jr. Tharsasher charged straight down at Trunks Jr. and when she got within 30 feet of him, she stopped and arched her back towards her target. Ten of the quills on her back flew off straight at Trunks Jr.
Trunks Jr. barely managed to dodge all of the quills, however Mother Earth wasn't so lucky. Each dart implanted itself into the soil, and all life ended in a radius of 100 yards around each quill. All plant and animal life simply keeled over and died.
"Shit! I've got to take her out now!" Trunks Jr. decided and formulated a plan.
"Destructo Disk!" Trunks Jr. learned this technique from Kirillin before he became so sick. In fact, it was one of the first ki techniques he learned outside of his grandfather's techniques. But instead of throwing the disk straight at the demoness, he tossed it in a seemingly random direction.
Then he turned and flew towards Tharsasher at an incredible speed. "Final Flash!" He threw his Grandfather's signature technique.
"Evil's Dark!!" Tharsasher screamed as she threw her own ki technique.
The two power beams met and stalemated midway between the two warriors. Trunks Jr. powered up to his fullest and started pushing the energy closer to Tharsasher. The demoness was holding back, however, and started putting more power into the beam. Trunks Jr. could not believe the power of the creature, but she was beating him. That is until Trunks Jr. played his trump card and removed Tharsasher's head with the wandering Destructo Disk.
Tharsasher's energy beam stopped as an unearthly scream issued from the disembodied head. Trunk Jr.'s Final Flash attack completely incinerated Tharsasher's body, leaving the head to fall to Earth.
Trunks landed in front of the head meaning to incinerate that as well, when twin eye beams lanced out from the head catching Trunks Jr. totally off guard. The beams struck Trunks Jr. high in the left leg, piercing through muscle and bone. The head then tried to spit on Trunks Jr. Fortunately, the force of the beams carried him out of range of the spit. Wherever the spit landed, plants and animals died.
"Shit! This is one stubborn bitch!" Trunks Jr. exclaimed.
Before Trunks Jr. could act, a whole new body popped out of Tharsasher's head, followed by legs, feet, arms and hands, complete with swords.
"You'll net defeat Tharsasher to easily boy!" Tharsasher challenged.
"That's just great! The bitch must be part Namek or something." Trunks Jr. Lamented to himself. "Now I'm wounded and she still looks fresh as a daisy…. Well, ok, fresh as an undead creature can look.. But I'm not out of this yet. Not by a long shot!"
Trunks Jr. then groaned when he seen that the quills had also been regenerated. "Damned her!"
"Give it up boy! You cannot defeat me!" Tharsasher bellowed.
"We'll see. Bring it on!" Trunks Jr. said defiantly. Vegeta's Grandson realized that the only way to beat this thing was to disintegrate it right down to the last cell.
Back down on the ground, Vegeta, Goku, Bardock, and Nappa were feeling pretty good by this time. Having finished his last bottle of beer/orange soda, Goku was downing the last of the first keg. The others were passing the second keg around as easily as passing a beer mug.
"Hey guys, we're almost out of munchies!" Goku lamented.
"Trunks Jr.! Stop messing around and kill that bitch already!" Vegeta yelled, speech a bit slurred.
"Yeeeth! Stop screwing around up there!" Nappa also slurred. "What are you doing? Asking her for a date? Hahahahahaha!"
Nappa obviously found his own joke funny.
Trunks Jr. had to smile a bit. Grandfather was waving that "We're Number 1" hand in the air, and heckling him at the same time.
Suddenly Trunks Jr. found his self facing a huge clawed hand, in the next instant, that tried very hard to take his head off.
Trunks Jr. barely dodged in time to see a good portion of his hair go drifting down to Earth. "Damned it stay focused!!" Trunks Jr. cursed himself.
Trunks decided to go on the defensive. He already knows that he is faster than Tharsasher, he decided to use that speed against her. He powered up to his fullest level.
Before Tharsasher's unbelieving eyes, her opponent disappears. All six of her weapons are useless, having been shattered in the attack. Then large dents began to appear on various parts of her body. The left side of her massive breastplate suddenly collapses bringing forth a spout of black liquid from her mouth. This hit the ground with the same effect as the poison from the quills, and her spit.
"She a walking death trap!" Trunks Jr. though excitedly. "Even making her bleed is a risk! I can't hit her hard enough to wound her. How can I kill this thing?"
Trunks Jr. started thinking about all of his training. When he trained with Vegeta, his grandfather would tell him stories. Of course, in all the stories his grandfather had been the hero. Trunks Jr. suddenly remembered the story about when Vegeto entered Buu. They used a skin level ki shield to keep from getting absorbed.
Trunks Jr. concentrated a bit of his ki to the surface of his skin, and attacked again before Tharsasher could fully recover.
"He got it!" Goku said.
"Yes, he figured it out. I knew he would. He is MY grandson after all." Vegeta boasted pridefully.
Tharsasher could not believe the boy's speed. She needed time to recover and regroup, but the boy's attacks were relentless. She tried to regenerate some of the damage only to be smashed into the ground.
"All right then, this kid is toast!" Tharsasher thought as she pulled herself out of a crater. "Here it comes kid! Form two!"
Tharsasher began to power up, and as she did she began to change. Her skin grew ebony black, she became somewhat taller and her legs and arms somewhat longer. Her power, however, didn't grow by very much.
"Damned!" She thought. "I'm outside of the demon realm! My power in my second form is greatly diminished. Maybe it will be enough to defeat him though."
Trunks Jr. and the entire Z-Crew below was surprised. Other than becoming more ugly (Which Nappa immediately pointed out), her power level only increased about 25%.
"She still doesn't stand much of a chance." Goku said.
"I wouldn't underestimate her. She's still plenty strong enough." Gohan answered.
Tharsasher began throwing ki attacks. Large black energy balls that Trunks Jr. dodged fairly easily.
"Look out!" Cried Bardock as a large black ball of ki descended upon their location. Everyone scattered.
BOOM!
"That was close!" Nappa said.
"Bitch almost got my drink!" Vegeta said as he clutched the second keg.
"THE FOOD!" Goku wailed.
Tharsasher moved in while Trunks Jr. dodged her death balls and back handed him into a mountain. The resulting avalanche buried the Saiyan.
"Damned, she's a bit faster than before." Trunks said. "But not faster than I."
Trunks burrowed through and out the other side of the mountain, and phased back in behind Tharsasher who was laughing to herself.
"Hehehe… Young fool thought he could defeat me!" Tharsasher gloated.
"Finnnnaal Flaaaaaash!!" Trunks released everything he had into his most powerful technique.