A Poem about the Evil and Malicious Draco Malfoy

               For Lack of a Better Name

Draco is a daddy's boy

Who tries (unsuccessfully) to break every rule

I'm sure he'll rue the day

He enrolled in Hogwarts School

He would have been top of the class

A year in front or behind

But now that he's in Hermione's class

He's not of the same state of mind.

And yet why do we love him so,

The great, bleach-headed one?

Who can't seem to be very kind

And is a Death Eater's son?

Maybe its because we feel sorry

That he's got to put up with shit

Or maybe we just love him

Because he's better than that Potter git.

But I know why he's my favorite

And not because he's smart

It's mostly because he's rather hot

And a little less sweet than tart.

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Disclaimer: Draco's mine damnit! Back off! Well okay not really, but in my little fantasy world he is…

Voldemort says: Why is it when "Draco" gets spell checked it comes up as "Draino"? I think there's a difference between evil and plumbing fluid. Oh…and I shall rule the world!!!