A/N: Wow, I'm surprised people like this! I thought it was pretty stupid, myself. But I can't deprive you people of the second chapter, now, can I? Well, here goes nothing! And look at my imaginative title! ::rolls eyes::

Warnings: um…don't think there's anything, actually…but it's short

Disclaimer: Don't own them.

Wizard Sugar: Part Two

It wasn't until eleven o'clock that night that the Dursleys had the guts to return to their house.

They entered through the front door and breathed a collective sigh of relief as nothing said anything to them. However, when they turned on the lights, they were surprised at what they found.

On one of the end tables sat two half-filled glasses of Mountain Dew, one of which was dangerously close to the edge. The television showed a bright blue screen that signified that someone had been watching a movie. Petunia quickly took it out, and nearly screamed because she absolutely hated the movie that was in it. Gremlins was quickly dropped to the floor as Vernon came over to comfort her.

When Petunia was as calmed down as she could get (though she was still muttering something about evil, furry, talking guinea pigs, though nobody could figure out exactly why), they walked into the kitchen.

The empty bottle of soda was on its side on the table, the top of it over the edge, and a tiny bit of soda dripping out of it. An expensive-looking black trench coat was draped over the back of a chair.

They immediately felt furious at the way their freak of a nephew left his mess all over the place and began storming up the stairs, too stupid to wonder exactly why he'd have an expensive coat when they never gave him money or bought him anything.

Halfway up them, Dudley nearly tripped over a couple of his stuffed animals, but Petunia somehow managed to save him from falling. Vernon's face was now that splotchy purple color that Harry often made it turn.

When they finally made it to the bedroom door (after stepping on the broken pieces of a few cheap vases and straightening every single picture of Dudley that was on the wall which they didn't know Harry and Draco had knocked crooked in their haste to get up the stairs), Vernon threw the door open. It hit the wall with a loud bang and bounced back off, closing on Vernon's face and closing part of his mustache in the door. He howled in pain.

Meanwhile, in the bedroom Vernon was ineffectively trying to open, two teenage boys, now unfortunately off their sugar highs, sat on Harry's bed, laughing their naked little arses off. Not that anyone would know that they were naked, because the blankets were pulled up right over that particular area, reaching up to their waists. (But for the sake of the fic, we'll say they were naked.)

A couple minutes later, the door was finally reopened. Vernon stood in the doorway for a moment rubbing where his mustache connected to his face before he realized that his nephew wasn't actually the only person in there.

He and the rest of the family stared at the gorgeous form of one happily giggling blond (well, obviously) Draco Malfoy, whose hair had been completely messed up during his and Harry's little activities from that night.

"Hiya, Uncle Vernon!" Harry finally choked out between his laughter. Then he realized how his pathetic excuse for a family was staring at his former rival and wrapped his arms around said rival's waist possessively.

"What in hell is going on here?" Vernon bellowed after staring for about five minutes. Harry and Draco, who had managed to get control of themselves before, starting giggling hysterically again.

After a couple more minutes of giggling, the two regained control of themselves and Draco smiled charmingly at the three people that he considered the most disgusting Muggles he'd ever seen in his life.

Dudley melted into a disgusting pile on the floor, and Harry's grip on Draco tightened.

"All right, Harry, all right!" Draco exclaimed suddenly. "I think they get the idea that I'm yours, you don't have to strangle me!"

"Oops, sorry," Harry muttered apologetically, and kissed Draco on the cheek.

"I hope you don't mind that I seduced your nephew while the both of us were on sugar highs," Draco drawled out to the Dursleys. "But I'd really appreciate it if you'd left us alone. We need our beauty rest."

The Dursleys nodded stupidly and left the room, too awed by Draco's unnatural beauty to argue.

When the door had closed behind them, Harry and Draco lay back down to go to sleep, yawning widely.

"That was fun," Harry murmured sleepily. "We should do that more fun."

"The shagging or the sugar high?" Draco asked in reply.

"Both," Harry chuckled.

Draco laughed slightly and moved his head just enough so that he could kiss Harry, proud that his plan had worked.

A/N: There we are, the end of Wizard Sugar! Wasn't that fun? ^-^ Sorry it's so short, that's what I get for writing it off the top of my head right after I wake up on a Sunday morning. ^^; I should really stop doing that.

Thanks to:

Dark Peppermint Darragh Tieraneux

Shades-I know Gizmo never stops being cute! But attention spans grow short on sugar highs.

Aunt-rhiannon

Fancy