Disclaimer: yes, I know, I do not own any of the characters in this fic.
And I also know that Percy and Cho are not just one year apart.
~Fic Starts Here~
Percy and Cho were strolling down Hogsmeade-much to the stares of everyone. Was that PERCY? With a GIRL? Percy grinned. He loved the expression on their faces.
"So, ummm." began Percy. Ptolemy, he sounded like a dolt. Why did that always happen? "So, err, you don't have to stick around me if you don't want to." hell, who was he kidding? Why in Merlin's name would Cho want to be stuck with him? He looked down at her, expecting to see a smile of relief. Instead, she just looked confused.
"Why? Do you not want a girlfriend, or something?" was he trying to get rid of her? Had she just imagined him checking her out? But he had started that kiss.
"What? Oh heavens, no.I just didn't know if you wanted to be seen with, I don't know, the grade-obsessed freak."
Cho blushed. So he HAD heard some of the names people called him. "Merlin, no, Percy! I LIKI that you're a grade-obsessed freak.sometimes it gets a little extreme, but gods above, at least you care. Some guys don't.and you're not JUST a grade-obsessed freak either" Cho blushed. She was all babble-y again.
"Oh?" Percy looked surprised. What else did he do besides grades?
"You're a remarkable comic, a sweet guy, and I REALLY like your chest." Cho turned bright red. She had so NOT just said that.
Percy blushed. Well. He hadn't expected THAT. He guessed lifting all his books everywhere had something to do with it. He placed an arm around Cho's waist and pulled in so that she faced him. She looked up at Percy.
"Percy?"
"You didn't say anything about how I kissed."
"OH!" Cho gasped and grabbed his face and firmly planted her lips on his mouth. Well. He probably not only thought she was a hormonally- charged freak, he probably thought she was an out-of-control hormonally- charged freak. But.but.what was this? He was actually pulling her TIGHTER? WHAT? OOH.he felt so, so DELICIOUS right now.
Percy was not only kissing back, he was kissing back with his tongue. Well. Whenever he had kissed Penelope, she always squirmed away. Cho was doing just the opposite. She was pulling closer to Percy and arching her back. She gasped as his lips found her pulse point. He moved farther down. His lips were at the base of her neck, in between her collarbone and her shoulders, when someone screamed. Loudly.
"PERCY OCTAVIAN WEASLEY!! JUST WHAT DO YOU THING YOU WERE DOING?!"
Percy slowly removed his lips from Cho's throat. He looked up. Oh. "Oh, hello Penelope. How are you doing today?"
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Penelope Clearwater stared at her ex-boyfriend with a look that would have melted pewter. How DARE he? Sure, she had broken up with him, but how DARE he? He was supposed to be all heartbroken for AT LEAST a month! It had been THREE DAYS! THREE, FREAKIN' DAMN DAYS! That was only 72 HOURS!!!
Percy looked at his ex-girlfriend with a smirk. She looked about to boil. He raised an eyebrow. And THIS was the girl who had called him an obsessive freak? He was about to laugh, but swallowed his chuckle. No. That would be too cruel.
"Percy Weasley" hissed Penelope, her eyes slits, "we need to talk. Alone." She cast another deadly glare towards Cho. How DARE her! Percy was PENELOPE'S! How dare that Chinese bimbo think she could steal Percy!
Percy raised his eyebrow again. "OK.Cho?" he purred her name. He REALLY wanted to pay back Pen.
"Yes, Percy?" Cho purred back huskily, giving him a seductive look under her eyelashes. She almost giggled and ruined the whole thing. He was so good. She SO wanted Penelope Clearwater to regret her decision about dumping Percy. She gave him another sultry look before he said (well purred, really) "Wait for me here, luv, we have some unfinished business, eh?" She blinked. She had no idea he could sound that sexy. Percy bent down and whispered in her ear, "I know she's a total pill, but let me get my fun. I need to get her even madder."
Cho nodded and sent him a VERY hormonally charged smile. She was about to burst with laughter. He had made it look like he was licking her ear, not whispering. She chanced a look at Penelope. Whoa. Penelope looked like she was ready to strangle Cho. Cho smirked at her and mouthed the words "he's mine" before turning around and walking (very sexily) towards a bench to sit down.
Penelope gave a spasm of anger and grabbed Percy's arm and dragged him off to a more private place (i.e., an alley).
She cornered him against the stonewall of the Three Broomsticks. "Percy Weasley. I cannot BELIEVE you. You BASTARD. You were supposed to WAIT at LEAST A MONTH before going out with anyone, if you went out with anyone AT ALL. YOU-YOU-YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
Percy folded his arms across his chest and raised his eyebrow (an: yet again. I know. But Percy's eyebrow is gonna get a serious workout in this chapter.). "Honestly, Penelope, I don't even know why you care. Didn't you dump me?" he said coolly.
"WHY DO I CARE???? WHY DO I CARE?!" screeched Penelope, "I CARE WHEN YOU'RE WITH AN ASIAN BIMBO-"
"Watch how you talk about my Cho," he growled
"I CARE" she went on like he hadn't said anything, "I CARE BECAUSE YOU'RE MY-"
"Ex-boyfriend? See? Told you. You have nothing to worry about." He started to walk away, but not before patting Penelope on the head as one might do to calm a mad dog.
"OH YOU!!!!!! DON'T EXPECT ME TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN, PERCY WEASLEY!"
Percy looked at her. What had he seen in her? Seriously. She looked like a wounded, curly-haired, bright pink, VERY INDIGNANT elephant. "Is that supposed to be a punishment?" he asked.
She turned even pinker.
"Cheers Penelope." He waved good-bye and headed off to Cho.
"ARGH!!!" Penelope stalked (even more like an elephant, thought Percy) after Percy and grabbed him, and kissed him. Or tried to. He kind of put his hands in front of his face. Those lips had scared him nearly to death.
"Just what the HELL do you think you're doing?" said Cho, as she walked over, "assaulting my boyfriend like that?"
Penelope froze in mid-smooch. Her lips were all pushed out. He face was all lean-y. And she was aiming for-Percy's hands? What?
"Err, yeah. If he wasn't scared of you before, he's prolly scared of you now. Those lips. Tsk tsk" Cho clicked her tongue against her teeth, "Yeah. They probably did him in."
Percy peeked from behind his hands. And promptly started cracking up. He couldn't help it. She looked like a kissing gourami. (an: that's a pet fish that has abnormally large lips that move in and out when it breaths. Like it's kissing the water.).
"What?" had Percy lost his mind? This was her most alluring position. She was SO gonna steal Percy from Cho.
"Oh.you.looked.just.like.a.kissing.gourami.right.now." gasped Percy.
Penelope turned an even brighter shade of pink and slapped Percy. Hard.
"OW!"
"And THAT was for cheating on me!" Penelope shrieked as she stalked away.
Percy looked blankly at her retreating back. HUH?
Cho got it, though. "HEY PENELOPE!" she yelled, "It's kinda impossible for a guy to cheat on you once you've dumped him!!!"
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Is anyone reading this fic? Besides my wonderful sister? Well, no matter who you are, please review this. I totally don't care if you flame it. Cuz I have no earthly idea on how the 'public' feels about this fic.
~Fic Starts Here~
Percy and Cho were strolling down Hogsmeade-much to the stares of everyone. Was that PERCY? With a GIRL? Percy grinned. He loved the expression on their faces.
"So, ummm." began Percy. Ptolemy, he sounded like a dolt. Why did that always happen? "So, err, you don't have to stick around me if you don't want to." hell, who was he kidding? Why in Merlin's name would Cho want to be stuck with him? He looked down at her, expecting to see a smile of relief. Instead, she just looked confused.
"Why? Do you not want a girlfriend, or something?" was he trying to get rid of her? Had she just imagined him checking her out? But he had started that kiss.
"What? Oh heavens, no.I just didn't know if you wanted to be seen with, I don't know, the grade-obsessed freak."
Cho blushed. So he HAD heard some of the names people called him. "Merlin, no, Percy! I LIKI that you're a grade-obsessed freak.sometimes it gets a little extreme, but gods above, at least you care. Some guys don't.and you're not JUST a grade-obsessed freak either" Cho blushed. She was all babble-y again.
"Oh?" Percy looked surprised. What else did he do besides grades?
"You're a remarkable comic, a sweet guy, and I REALLY like your chest." Cho turned bright red. She had so NOT just said that.
Percy blushed. Well. He hadn't expected THAT. He guessed lifting all his books everywhere had something to do with it. He placed an arm around Cho's waist and pulled in so that she faced him. She looked up at Percy.
"Percy?"
"You didn't say anything about how I kissed."
"OH!" Cho gasped and grabbed his face and firmly planted her lips on his mouth. Well. He probably not only thought she was a hormonally- charged freak, he probably thought she was an out-of-control hormonally- charged freak. But.but.what was this? He was actually pulling her TIGHTER? WHAT? OOH.he felt so, so DELICIOUS right now.
Percy was not only kissing back, he was kissing back with his tongue. Well. Whenever he had kissed Penelope, she always squirmed away. Cho was doing just the opposite. She was pulling closer to Percy and arching her back. She gasped as his lips found her pulse point. He moved farther down. His lips were at the base of her neck, in between her collarbone and her shoulders, when someone screamed. Loudly.
"PERCY OCTAVIAN WEASLEY!! JUST WHAT DO YOU THING YOU WERE DOING?!"
Percy slowly removed his lips from Cho's throat. He looked up. Oh. "Oh, hello Penelope. How are you doing today?"
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Penelope Clearwater stared at her ex-boyfriend with a look that would have melted pewter. How DARE he? Sure, she had broken up with him, but how DARE he? He was supposed to be all heartbroken for AT LEAST a month! It had been THREE DAYS! THREE, FREAKIN' DAMN DAYS! That was only 72 HOURS!!!
Percy looked at his ex-girlfriend with a smirk. She looked about to boil. He raised an eyebrow. And THIS was the girl who had called him an obsessive freak? He was about to laugh, but swallowed his chuckle. No. That would be too cruel.
"Percy Weasley" hissed Penelope, her eyes slits, "we need to talk. Alone." She cast another deadly glare towards Cho. How DARE her! Percy was PENELOPE'S! How dare that Chinese bimbo think she could steal Percy!
Percy raised his eyebrow again. "OK.Cho?" he purred her name. He REALLY wanted to pay back Pen.
"Yes, Percy?" Cho purred back huskily, giving him a seductive look under her eyelashes. She almost giggled and ruined the whole thing. He was so good. She SO wanted Penelope Clearwater to regret her decision about dumping Percy. She gave him another sultry look before he said (well purred, really) "Wait for me here, luv, we have some unfinished business, eh?" She blinked. She had no idea he could sound that sexy. Percy bent down and whispered in her ear, "I know she's a total pill, but let me get my fun. I need to get her even madder."
Cho nodded and sent him a VERY hormonally charged smile. She was about to burst with laughter. He had made it look like he was licking her ear, not whispering. She chanced a look at Penelope. Whoa. Penelope looked like she was ready to strangle Cho. Cho smirked at her and mouthed the words "he's mine" before turning around and walking (very sexily) towards a bench to sit down.
Penelope gave a spasm of anger and grabbed Percy's arm and dragged him off to a more private place (i.e., an alley).
She cornered him against the stonewall of the Three Broomsticks. "Percy Weasley. I cannot BELIEVE you. You BASTARD. You were supposed to WAIT at LEAST A MONTH before going out with anyone, if you went out with anyone AT ALL. YOU-YOU-YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
Percy folded his arms across his chest and raised his eyebrow (an: yet again. I know. But Percy's eyebrow is gonna get a serious workout in this chapter.). "Honestly, Penelope, I don't even know why you care. Didn't you dump me?" he said coolly.
"WHY DO I CARE???? WHY DO I CARE?!" screeched Penelope, "I CARE WHEN YOU'RE WITH AN ASIAN BIMBO-"
"Watch how you talk about my Cho," he growled
"I CARE" she went on like he hadn't said anything, "I CARE BECAUSE YOU'RE MY-"
"Ex-boyfriend? See? Told you. You have nothing to worry about." He started to walk away, but not before patting Penelope on the head as one might do to calm a mad dog.
"OH YOU!!!!!! DON'T EXPECT ME TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN, PERCY WEASLEY!"
Percy looked at her. What had he seen in her? Seriously. She looked like a wounded, curly-haired, bright pink, VERY INDIGNANT elephant. "Is that supposed to be a punishment?" he asked.
She turned even pinker.
"Cheers Penelope." He waved good-bye and headed off to Cho.
"ARGH!!!" Penelope stalked (even more like an elephant, thought Percy) after Percy and grabbed him, and kissed him. Or tried to. He kind of put his hands in front of his face. Those lips had scared him nearly to death.
"Just what the HELL do you think you're doing?" said Cho, as she walked over, "assaulting my boyfriend like that?"
Penelope froze in mid-smooch. Her lips were all pushed out. He face was all lean-y. And she was aiming for-Percy's hands? What?
"Err, yeah. If he wasn't scared of you before, he's prolly scared of you now. Those lips. Tsk tsk" Cho clicked her tongue against her teeth, "Yeah. They probably did him in."
Percy peeked from behind his hands. And promptly started cracking up. He couldn't help it. She looked like a kissing gourami. (an: that's a pet fish that has abnormally large lips that move in and out when it breaths. Like it's kissing the water.).
"What?" had Percy lost his mind? This was her most alluring position. She was SO gonna steal Percy from Cho.
"Oh.you.looked.just.like.a.kissing.gourami.right.now." gasped Percy.
Penelope turned an even brighter shade of pink and slapped Percy. Hard.
"OW!"
"And THAT was for cheating on me!" Penelope shrieked as she stalked away.
Percy looked blankly at her retreating back. HUH?
Cho got it, though. "HEY PENELOPE!" she yelled, "It's kinda impossible for a guy to cheat on you once you've dumped him!!!"
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Is anyone reading this fic? Besides my wonderful sister? Well, no matter who you are, please review this. I totally don't care if you flame it. Cuz I have no earthly idea on how the 'public' feels about this fic.