Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this fic.and I KNOW that Cho
and Percy are way more than one year apart.so sue me. It's my fic.
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Cho was incredibly happy. Hello? Since when did life get better than this? Percy Weasley was her boyfriend, she was on the quidditch team, Penelope Clearwater had gotten a slap in the face, and she was getting full marks in school because of her marvelous boyfriend. Yes, yes, he was her tutor. Kind of. Not that Cho NEEDED a tutor, but oh well. The PROFESSORS didn't know that. Just like they didn't know that Cho was Percy's girlfriend. Hello? Like who did? It wasn't like Penelope was going to blabber around to the whole school that Percy had gone out with another girl after only three days.right?
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Penelope Clearwater was PISSED. Like mondo, mega, about-to-destruct- the-world pissed. Because Percy Weasley had gone and dated some popular queen THREE DAYS after she had dumped him. ARGH. There were some things in life that were totally unforgivable. And this was one of them. She was SO totally going to give him a run for his life. And she knew just how.
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Cho and Percy walked into Advanced Transfiguration together. The rest of the class had gotten used to them sitting together. They all thought it was because of Percy 'tutoring' Cho. Little did they know. Suddenly, Penelope Clearwater walked into the room. Actually, she kinda swayed. She had smeared her mascara so that it looked like she had cried loads and her hair was a mess. She had a bright red nose and her eyes were all swollen. Her clothes had the look of a tornado. And she was sobbing.
Percy looked up. Oh lord. Here we go again, he thought. Another session with the soap-opera drama queen.
Penelope chanced a look at Percy. She was annoyed. Instead of looking guilty or concerned, he looked fed up. Well, she would show him. And that girlfriend of his. She started sobbing even more. Finally, Oliver Wood asked her what was wrong. She was thrilled. He was the BEST person to ask her. Everyone paid attention to Oliver. She sobbed again. "Oh Oliver, it's really nothing" sob, sob, "I'm OK. Really." She gave him a watery look.
"Err, are you sure?"
"No."
"Well, what's wrong then?"
"Oh, Oliver, do you think I'm ugly?" (Percy snorted at this. He felt sorry for Oliver. The poor guy was trapped.)
"Umm, no. Actually, you're quite pretty."
"Oh THANK you Oliver.see, I wasn't sure, because, because." she gave another sob.
"Because why, Penelope?"
"Because Percy Weasley just dumped me for Cho Chang."
A gasp went through the room. Hadn't it been the other way?
"And he's already had sex with her. Apparently when we were going out."
Another huge gasp went through the class.
Percy Weasley jumped up. He was sick and tired of all this. He was going to show her. "PENELOPE CLEARWATER!!" he yelled, "I have NEVER heard such a HUGE lie in my entire life. You dumped me, remember? And you got on my case for asking Cho out. And you're the one who called me an obsessive freak. Look at you. Trying to kill Cho's reputation as well as mine! Why EVERYONE knows about Cho's abstinence vow right? She's vowed with her church to wait till marriage."
Everyone nodded at that. That was why Cho had broken up with her past two boyfriends. They had both tried to force her to have sex.
Penelope snorted at that one. "Percy? Hello? This is the original Chinese SLUT here."
Cho gasped at that. She walked over to Penelope and started yelling. And that wasn't all she was going to do. She was SO going to pull out her kung-fu on this bitch. "YOU BITCH! I AM NOT A SLUT! I AM A VIRGIN! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!"
Penelope smirked at that one. Her? A virgin? Yeah, so she TOLD people that. But really. Come on. "I'm sure that's true, Cho."
Cho had had enough. She pulled back her left hand and punched Penelope right in the jaw. Penelope looked shocked and smug. Now she REALLY had something to hold against Cho. "Violence is not the answer, Slut," she said smugly.
"Oh yes it is!" cried Cho. She had angry tears running down her cheek. "If you ever call me a slut again, you are so gonna regret that you were born. Bitch." She stormed off. Just as McGonagall walked in.
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Cho ran out of class, crying. Penelope was such a witch with a b. How dare she? She was the virgin of the class. Everyone knew that. HOW DARE Penelope call her a slut. She heard footsteps behind her. But she didn't care.
"Cho! Wait!"
Cho wheeled around. It was Percy. Her own sweet Percy. Who probably believed what Penelope had said about her being a slut. Hell, so did half the class. "What? Want to set up a date for us to fuck? Hell Percy, I'd think you were above all that gossip shit."
Percy gaped. Cho? Cussing? WHOA. "Um, no. Actually, I wanted you to know that I think Penelope's a world-class bitch too. And that I still want to date you. And that I should have stood up for you."
Cho smiled sweetly. "You did Percy."
"What?"
"You told Penelope off. And that's what hurt her the most."
Percy blushed. "So, do you want to go somewhere private? Like the Library? It's time for our 'tutoring session' you know"
Cho blushed. How could she have lived before Percy? "Of course. I need some more information on the kissing habits of male Hogwarts prefects."
Percy blushed. He STILL wasn't used to a girlfriend that liked him.
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~Fic Starts here~
Cho was incredibly happy. Hello? Since when did life get better than this? Percy Weasley was her boyfriend, she was on the quidditch team, Penelope Clearwater had gotten a slap in the face, and she was getting full marks in school because of her marvelous boyfriend. Yes, yes, he was her tutor. Kind of. Not that Cho NEEDED a tutor, but oh well. The PROFESSORS didn't know that. Just like they didn't know that Cho was Percy's girlfriend. Hello? Like who did? It wasn't like Penelope was going to blabber around to the whole school that Percy had gone out with another girl after only three days.right?
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Penelope Clearwater was PISSED. Like mondo, mega, about-to-destruct- the-world pissed. Because Percy Weasley had gone and dated some popular queen THREE DAYS after she had dumped him. ARGH. There were some things in life that were totally unforgivable. And this was one of them. She was SO totally going to give him a run for his life. And she knew just how.
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Cho and Percy walked into Advanced Transfiguration together. The rest of the class had gotten used to them sitting together. They all thought it was because of Percy 'tutoring' Cho. Little did they know. Suddenly, Penelope Clearwater walked into the room. Actually, she kinda swayed. She had smeared her mascara so that it looked like she had cried loads and her hair was a mess. She had a bright red nose and her eyes were all swollen. Her clothes had the look of a tornado. And she was sobbing.
Percy looked up. Oh lord. Here we go again, he thought. Another session with the soap-opera drama queen.
Penelope chanced a look at Percy. She was annoyed. Instead of looking guilty or concerned, he looked fed up. Well, she would show him. And that girlfriend of his. She started sobbing even more. Finally, Oliver Wood asked her what was wrong. She was thrilled. He was the BEST person to ask her. Everyone paid attention to Oliver. She sobbed again. "Oh Oliver, it's really nothing" sob, sob, "I'm OK. Really." She gave him a watery look.
"Err, are you sure?"
"No."
"Well, what's wrong then?"
"Oh, Oliver, do you think I'm ugly?" (Percy snorted at this. He felt sorry for Oliver. The poor guy was trapped.)
"Umm, no. Actually, you're quite pretty."
"Oh THANK you Oliver.see, I wasn't sure, because, because." she gave another sob.
"Because why, Penelope?"
"Because Percy Weasley just dumped me for Cho Chang."
A gasp went through the room. Hadn't it been the other way?
"And he's already had sex with her. Apparently when we were going out."
Another huge gasp went through the class.
Percy Weasley jumped up. He was sick and tired of all this. He was going to show her. "PENELOPE CLEARWATER!!" he yelled, "I have NEVER heard such a HUGE lie in my entire life. You dumped me, remember? And you got on my case for asking Cho out. And you're the one who called me an obsessive freak. Look at you. Trying to kill Cho's reputation as well as mine! Why EVERYONE knows about Cho's abstinence vow right? She's vowed with her church to wait till marriage."
Everyone nodded at that. That was why Cho had broken up with her past two boyfriends. They had both tried to force her to have sex.
Penelope snorted at that one. "Percy? Hello? This is the original Chinese SLUT here."
Cho gasped at that. She walked over to Penelope and started yelling. And that wasn't all she was going to do. She was SO going to pull out her kung-fu on this bitch. "YOU BITCH! I AM NOT A SLUT! I AM A VIRGIN! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!"
Penelope smirked at that one. Her? A virgin? Yeah, so she TOLD people that. But really. Come on. "I'm sure that's true, Cho."
Cho had had enough. She pulled back her left hand and punched Penelope right in the jaw. Penelope looked shocked and smug. Now she REALLY had something to hold against Cho. "Violence is not the answer, Slut," she said smugly.
"Oh yes it is!" cried Cho. She had angry tears running down her cheek. "If you ever call me a slut again, you are so gonna regret that you were born. Bitch." She stormed off. Just as McGonagall walked in.
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Cho ran out of class, crying. Penelope was such a witch with a b. How dare she? She was the virgin of the class. Everyone knew that. HOW DARE Penelope call her a slut. She heard footsteps behind her. But she didn't care.
"Cho! Wait!"
Cho wheeled around. It was Percy. Her own sweet Percy. Who probably believed what Penelope had said about her being a slut. Hell, so did half the class. "What? Want to set up a date for us to fuck? Hell Percy, I'd think you were above all that gossip shit."
Percy gaped. Cho? Cussing? WHOA. "Um, no. Actually, I wanted you to know that I think Penelope's a world-class bitch too. And that I still want to date you. And that I should have stood up for you."
Cho smiled sweetly. "You did Percy."
"What?"
"You told Penelope off. And that's what hurt her the most."
Percy blushed. "So, do you want to go somewhere private? Like the Library? It's time for our 'tutoring session' you know"
Cho blushed. How could she have lived before Percy? "Of course. I need some more information on the kissing habits of male Hogwarts prefects."
Percy blushed. He STILL wasn't used to a girlfriend that liked him.
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