Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this fic.and I KNOW that Percy
and Cho are way more than a year apart.but it's MY FIC OK? So there.
~Fic Starts Here~
Percy and Cho were in the library, 'talking'. Actually, Percy's mouth was currently on Cho's neck.so it was kind of impossible for them to talk. But they HAD been talking. For at least five minutes.
Suddenly, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, and Ron walked in. And promptly started staring. Again. After about five minutes, Fred found his voice.
"Bloody hell! It's Percy! With a girl!!!"
"I don't believe it. He's actually attached himself to a girls neck, and she's not screaming in horror," replied George, "this is a once and a lifetime view, eh Fred?"
"Quite. Though I might be dying right now. The sight of Percy necking is quite traumatizing"
Percy looked up. And sighed. Of all the total nincompoops that had to walk in, it had to be Fred and George. "Shut up" he replied.
"Well, it is Percy," said a 'shocked' Fred, "and who is it with him? Penelope Clea-HOLY SHIT. It's Cho Chang!"
Hermione looked up from the book she was reading. Oh lord. Here they go again. What is it with boys and teasing about snogging? She shook her head and went back to her ten-pound book.
Ron was gawking again. His mouth was all open like a fish, and his eyes were bugging out in an even fishier way. "P-Percy? Is that YOU? Snogging a GIRL?"
"Well, Ron, who did you think it was? Professor Snape? And yes, I quite assure you, Cho is a person of the female gender. Despite what you might think about my sexual orientation." Cho squeaked at that one. And she was turning bright red too.
"Oh, hello, Cho darling," said George, "do you need some assistance? I'm sure Percy's mouth was annoying you.you might get a rash from that one's mouth." Cho squeaked again. Then promptly pulled herself together. They were so NOT going to be picking on Percy. "Oh, no, George, I quite assure you, his mouth has a quite soothing effect on my nerves. And I know by now that I don't get rashes from Percy's neck."
Harry gawked at that one. SO they had kissed? More than the time in Three Broomsticks and here? When? How? How could she STAND kissing Percy? He shuddered at the thought.
"What's the matter Harry? Don't like the idea of me kissing Percy?"
"NO. I just don't like the idea of anything kissing Percy altogether."
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It was their one-week anniversary. Penelope had backed off, after being threatened by Fred, George, Percy, Oliver Wood, and Harry. She had learned her lesson. Cho had agreed to meet Percy after-hours at the Gryffindor common room. She decided to take a bath first, just to make sure she looked her best.
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She grabbed the clothes she was going to wear, her towel, and her shampoo and headed for the prefects bathroom. Dodging quickly past Snape, she uttered the password and slipped into the bathroom. (an: getting dejá vu? You should be ;p) She had taken off her shirt and her skirt (i.e., she was down to her bra and panties) when someone in the tub spoke up.
"Bursting in on me, now, eh?"
Cho whirled around. "PERCY?!"
"That would be me, luv"
"But, but, I'm not dressed!"
"Well, what a coincidence. Neither am I."
"I-I-I really should leave now."
"You know, I'm getting the strangest sense of déjà vu." Smirked Percy, "If I recall, the last time this happened, we both emerged with just towels wrapped around us."
Cho turned bright red. "Percy Weasley."
"Yes?"
"Don't tempt me."
"Tempt you to do what?"
"Tempt me to get into that tub with you and smack you around the head."
"Well, I don't know about the smacking part, but I myself would quite enjoy the getting into the tub part."
"OH! YOU!!" Cho stalked over and slapped Percy. Percy grabbed her arm at the last minute, causing her to lose her balance and tumble into the tub. After she surfaced and wiped her eyes, Cho looked meanly at Percy and smacked him. Right before she climbed right beside him and started making out with him. Still in her bra and panties. Percy put one arm around her. He was definitely enjoying having Cho as a girlfriend.
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AN: OK, you know in my summary how I said that a mature 11 year old could handle this? Screw that. And no, Cho did NOT break her virginity vow. OK? Deal with me here. This IS a pg-13 fic.
~Fic Starts Here~
Percy and Cho were in the library, 'talking'. Actually, Percy's mouth was currently on Cho's neck.so it was kind of impossible for them to talk. But they HAD been talking. For at least five minutes.
Suddenly, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, and Ron walked in. And promptly started staring. Again. After about five minutes, Fred found his voice.
"Bloody hell! It's Percy! With a girl!!!"
"I don't believe it. He's actually attached himself to a girls neck, and she's not screaming in horror," replied George, "this is a once and a lifetime view, eh Fred?"
"Quite. Though I might be dying right now. The sight of Percy necking is quite traumatizing"
Percy looked up. And sighed. Of all the total nincompoops that had to walk in, it had to be Fred and George. "Shut up" he replied.
"Well, it is Percy," said a 'shocked' Fred, "and who is it with him? Penelope Clea-HOLY SHIT. It's Cho Chang!"
Hermione looked up from the book she was reading. Oh lord. Here they go again. What is it with boys and teasing about snogging? She shook her head and went back to her ten-pound book.
Ron was gawking again. His mouth was all open like a fish, and his eyes were bugging out in an even fishier way. "P-Percy? Is that YOU? Snogging a GIRL?"
"Well, Ron, who did you think it was? Professor Snape? And yes, I quite assure you, Cho is a person of the female gender. Despite what you might think about my sexual orientation." Cho squeaked at that one. And she was turning bright red too.
"Oh, hello, Cho darling," said George, "do you need some assistance? I'm sure Percy's mouth was annoying you.you might get a rash from that one's mouth." Cho squeaked again. Then promptly pulled herself together. They were so NOT going to be picking on Percy. "Oh, no, George, I quite assure you, his mouth has a quite soothing effect on my nerves. And I know by now that I don't get rashes from Percy's neck."
Harry gawked at that one. SO they had kissed? More than the time in Three Broomsticks and here? When? How? How could she STAND kissing Percy? He shuddered at the thought.
"What's the matter Harry? Don't like the idea of me kissing Percy?"
"NO. I just don't like the idea of anything kissing Percy altogether."
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It was their one-week anniversary. Penelope had backed off, after being threatened by Fred, George, Percy, Oliver Wood, and Harry. She had learned her lesson. Cho had agreed to meet Percy after-hours at the Gryffindor common room. She decided to take a bath first, just to make sure she looked her best.
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She grabbed the clothes she was going to wear, her towel, and her shampoo and headed for the prefects bathroom. Dodging quickly past Snape, she uttered the password and slipped into the bathroom. (an: getting dejá vu? You should be ;p) She had taken off her shirt and her skirt (i.e., she was down to her bra and panties) when someone in the tub spoke up.
"Bursting in on me, now, eh?"
Cho whirled around. "PERCY?!"
"That would be me, luv"
"But, but, I'm not dressed!"
"Well, what a coincidence. Neither am I."
"I-I-I really should leave now."
"You know, I'm getting the strangest sense of déjà vu." Smirked Percy, "If I recall, the last time this happened, we both emerged with just towels wrapped around us."
Cho turned bright red. "Percy Weasley."
"Yes?"
"Don't tempt me."
"Tempt you to do what?"
"Tempt me to get into that tub with you and smack you around the head."
"Well, I don't know about the smacking part, but I myself would quite enjoy the getting into the tub part."
"OH! YOU!!" Cho stalked over and slapped Percy. Percy grabbed her arm at the last minute, causing her to lose her balance and tumble into the tub. After she surfaced and wiped her eyes, Cho looked meanly at Percy and smacked him. Right before she climbed right beside him and started making out with him. Still in her bra and panties. Percy put one arm around her. He was definitely enjoying having Cho as a girlfriend.
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AN: OK, you know in my summary how I said that a mature 11 year old could handle this? Screw that. And no, Cho did NOT break her virginity vow. OK? Deal with me here. This IS a pg-13 fic.