Disclaimer: I own nuthing so I made a poem.
I own nuthing
Nuthing, not even cheese.
Don't sue me please,
You'll get only a nickel,
Maybe a dime.
So it's a waste of your time.
This is my disclaimer
I know it's pretty lame.
That's okay,
Cuz it's the only thing that's mine!
*Lily's Point of View*
'Oh look! A train! Must go do my ritual. Sticking my ear to the train.'
So here I was sticking my ear to the train, when Malfoy comes up. Can this boy take a hint? He's done this every-frikin-year. Stupid asshole. So he say's...
"Hey babe, how about you, me, and the broom closet?"
And I'm thinking...
'What the fuck is his problem?'
And then I say...
"I'd rather hump a tree, Malfoy."
Then he says...(in what he thinks is a seductive voice)
"Oh, you know you want to."
Then I say...
"I don't give into bitch pressure."
Then he says...
"My father will hear about this. Stupid mudblood!"
And so I pull my jacket off and show him my shirt. It said: 100% Mudblood and Damn Proud of It! [then in little words under that] So go tell your father.
So then he says...
"My father....will here about this!"
You can add some other useless ramblings here, I s'pouse.
Oh...There's Rab...Gotta go!
*Arabella's Point of View*
What the hell is up with people? I walk in every year in the same style of clothing and attitude and people *still* come up to me and ask if I'm a avalaible. People are so...uggh!
Here's what happened...
So, I walk in to King's Cross, and I'm wearing a tattered mini skirt, a ripped white shirt, a stripped tie, combat boots, and my hair in a mess. I go past a payphone and seven different guys ask me out. Same ones last year, no less.
Anyway, I go through the barrier, and I'm jumped...by Sirius! And I'm telling him off real bad, and Amos Diggory comes up and asks me out. I' told him last year I didn't assoiciate with bitches and and I start telling him off..
Oh. Bye! There's Jade...
**********************
Hey! Did you like this chapter? I hope you did. Anyway, let me clear up some facts...
Jade is Arabella's nickname for Lily...because Lily has *jade* green eyes. I was tired of the emerald thing...
Rab is Lily's nickname for Arabella...I was tired of Ara and Bella so I used the middle of her name...A*rab*ella.
They're in 6th year.
...Yeah. Well. Review! No Flames please. Or if you do flame atleast leave your email. Because flames without emails will be used to roast strawberrys. [It's very good...you should try it..:)]
I own nuthing
Nuthing, not even cheese.
Don't sue me please,
You'll get only a nickel,
Maybe a dime.
So it's a waste of your time.
This is my disclaimer
I know it's pretty lame.
That's okay,
Cuz it's the only thing that's mine!
*Lily's Point of View*
'Oh look! A train! Must go do my ritual. Sticking my ear to the train.'
So here I was sticking my ear to the train, when Malfoy comes up. Can this boy take a hint? He's done this every-frikin-year. Stupid asshole. So he say's...
"Hey babe, how about you, me, and the broom closet?"
And I'm thinking...
'What the fuck is his problem?'
And then I say...
"I'd rather hump a tree, Malfoy."
Then he says...(in what he thinks is a seductive voice)
"Oh, you know you want to."
Then I say...
"I don't give into bitch pressure."
Then he says...
"My father will hear about this. Stupid mudblood!"
And so I pull my jacket off and show him my shirt. It said: 100% Mudblood and Damn Proud of It! [then in little words under that] So go tell your father.
So then he says...
"My father....will here about this!"
You can add some other useless ramblings here, I s'pouse.
Oh...There's Rab...Gotta go!
*Arabella's Point of View*
What the hell is up with people? I walk in every year in the same style of clothing and attitude and people *still* come up to me and ask if I'm a avalaible. People are so...uggh!
Here's what happened...
So, I walk in to King's Cross, and I'm wearing a tattered mini skirt, a ripped white shirt, a stripped tie, combat boots, and my hair in a mess. I go past a payphone and seven different guys ask me out. Same ones last year, no less.
Anyway, I go through the barrier, and I'm jumped...by Sirius! And I'm telling him off real bad, and Amos Diggory comes up and asks me out. I' told him last year I didn't assoiciate with bitches and and I start telling him off..
Oh. Bye! There's Jade...
**********************
Hey! Did you like this chapter? I hope you did. Anyway, let me clear up some facts...
Jade is Arabella's nickname for Lily...because Lily has *jade* green eyes. I was tired of the emerald thing...
Rab is Lily's nickname for Arabella...I was tired of Ara and Bella so I used the middle of her name...A*rab*ella.
They're in 6th year.
...Yeah. Well. Review! No Flames please. Or if you do flame atleast leave your email. Because flames without emails will be used to roast strawberrys. [It's very good...you should try it..:)]