Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of the characters in this fic, and I ALSO
know that Cho and Percy are way more than one year apart. So sue me.
AN: I'm gonna have to start putting all my notes at the beginning-it's much easier. Yes, thank you all for reviewing me-Carter, dear; yours didn't get through to my email-please try to review me again. I love getting reviews. It's the highlight of my life. Well, not really, but it's one of them. The other is Carter . YES I'M JOKING CARTER YOU KNOW I JUST SAID THAT TO ANNOY YOU AND ANYONE ELSE THAT KNOWS YOU!!! Ack! You are SO NOT going to take that seriously. SO THERE!!! AH! Can't people take a joke? Oh well. Just shut me up anytime now. And when you review me, either flame me or tell me what you liked or just be all enthusiastic. I don't care. Just don't go 'nice fic' as a review. That is not a review. Anyone can say 'nice review' but not everyone has the guts to tell me they drool every time they think of Oliver Wood or Percy Weasley. (*wink* that was for the ninth host of dax-ezri, cuz I drool too. Or maybe I just go off into space and sigh . *sigh*). Sorry, but Oliver looks really, really bad in this part of the fic. But yeah. Anyways .
~Fic starts here~
"WHAT????" yelled Percy, "Oliver WOOD?"
"Err, yeah. Know any other Olivers?"
"You went out with HIM?"
"Umm, yeah. Total jerk-faced son-of-a-bitch."
"And your song is based on HIM?"
"His verbal abuse."
"Why?"
"My no-sex-until-marriage thingie."
"Oh."
"Yeah . so you want to go somewhere? I don't know about you, but I'm getting kind of uncomfortable in this bra. Wet lace itches."
"Err . sure. And if we meet Oliver anywhere, I'll personally pound him for you."
Cho grinned at that one. Percy Weasley? Pound Oliver Wood? She was SO going to enjoy this.
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Cho changed clothes when Percy turned his back. She did the same thing for him. She didn't want to rush at him like Penelope did. Seriously. Just the sight of that CHEST was enough for her to feel all faint. It was GORGEOUS. Of course, Oliver's had been too, but you could tell Oliver was all proud and stuff about his chest. Percy didn't even realize what a hottie he was. Which was part of his charm. That and his sweetness.
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They had the bad luck of running into Penelope on the way out. She caught them sneaking out of the bathroom together. Her eyebrows jumped all the way to her hairline.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"Oh. It's YOU Penelope." Yawned Percy. Olympian Gods, wasn't during class enough?
"Ooh Percy, enjoying a little bathroom fuck with your new Asian whore, here? How much did you have to pay her to even go NEAR you? And since when do you have that kind of money?" Penelope smirked. He started hitting her, she started yelling. And Snape would come.
"Why you little pathetic bitch!" hissed Cho, "I would never! And you know it! Everyone knows that's why I broke up with Oliver!!! And me, a whore? Stop calling me that. Are you looking for a person to work with? Because I was pretty damn sure you were working for Oliver around the time you 'broke down' in Transfiguration."
"I WAS NOT!! I AM NOT!! I NEVER DID!!!" yelled Penelope
"Really? I thought that was why he called you pretty. Because he didn't want to lose such valuable . property." Cho smirked. She wanted a bitchiness fight, she would GET a bitchiness fight.
"You little Asian BIMBO! At least I don't have to grab up a depressed guy for him to go out with me!"
"At least I don't have to assault my ex-boyfriend with my lips to get a kiss."
"WHAT? I DID NOT!!!!"
"Really? Percy sure thinks that way."
"Why you little-why you little NINCOMPOOP!!!"
Cho smirked. Nincompoop? Since when was she supposed to be mad at a name like that? "Nincompoop, Penny? You're losin' your touch, if you ask me"
"ARGH!!!" growled Penelope as she strode over and grabbed-Percy? She mooshed her lips so hard against his, Percy could feel bruises forming.
"OW! Penelope, GET OFF ME!"
"What's wrong Percy? I'm sure you got more . bruises and ah, sore spots from what you did with Cho here ."
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" shrieked Cho as she walked over and punched Penelope in the face. Penelope hadn't expected that and Cho's punch knocked her over backwards.
The next thing they knew, Oliver Wood was walking around the corner.
"Sorry, heard a noise that sounded like Penelope shrieking-," murmured Oliver. "Oh! Yes! I KNEW it was her! Something wrong Penny darling?"
"Oliver! I am on the ground, I can't move one side of my cheek because Cho punched me" (here Percy couldn't help thinking, but she can still move her mouth) "and I just found my trauma-causing ex climbing out of the prefect's bathroom with Cho Chang."
"What? Oliver yelled, throwing himself at Cho, "you punch my girlfriend, bitch?"
Cho couldn't breath. His hands were around her throat, cutting off her airway. "Oliver . get . off . me . I . can't . breath ."
"You should have thought about what was going to happen to you if you punched Penelope, you slut. You, a virgin? Yeah, whatever. I didn't lay you cuz I was so repelled by you then. Now, I don't know . will you struggle THIS time?"
Cho really started struggling then.
Percy gaped at Oliver. Was he crazy? "Oliver, what in hell are you doing?"
"Well, buddy, looks like I'm about to rape your girlfriend, seeing how good she looks when she struggles. Unless, you in for a group rape? So she won't struggle?"
"YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled Percy, "PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!!" Oliver Wood dropped off of Cho in a full body bind. "YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! YOU ABSOLUTE, BLOODY BASTARD!! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF ONTO CHO DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S RIGHT!!!!"
Oliver's eyes were the only things that he could move. He was looking rather nervously at Percy. OK. He was probably in some serious hippogriff shit right now.
"NO ONE ATTACKS CHO! GOT THAT? NO ONE!!" Oliver's eyes were looking VERY nervously at Percy. Was Percy going to kill him?
"I ought to kill you right now-"
Oliver's eyes jerked at that one.
"-But it's against the law. But so is rape. Instead, I might as well punch you-" he sent a powerful right hook at Oliver's jaw, "-kick you- " he slammed his foot into the area right under Oliver's left knee, "-and do it again for good measure-" he sent another punch at Oliver's jaw and another foot slamming into Oliver's knee. "-just to demonstrate how highly stupid it is to go around attempting to rape my girl. So I'm gonna leave you out here in the cold. OK? For the rest of the night. Don't worry. There's still heat coming from the bathroom. And the Bloody Baron might not come around-" (Oliver paled at the thought) "and you are about as comfortable as you will ever get, stuck on the ground of a castle, petrified. So I suggest you start thinking about WHY you're stuck on the ground of a castle, petrified, eh?"
Percy took Cho's face in his hand and turned it to look at the bruises that were already forming around the middle of her neck. She had tears streaming down her cheeks. "Sh, sh, Cho. It'll be OK. I'll make sure he'll never hurt you again."
"It's not that."
"No?"
"I'm crying for happiness, because I've finally found a guy as sweet and as perfect as you."
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AN: too graphic for you? Review me and tell me if you think it's an r thing. So yeah. And sorry to all you Oliver lovers. He had to be bad in this one. In my OTHER one he's a goody. And he goes out with Ginny Weasley. So read that one. And review!!!!
AN: I'm gonna have to start putting all my notes at the beginning-it's much easier. Yes, thank you all for reviewing me-Carter, dear; yours didn't get through to my email-please try to review me again. I love getting reviews. It's the highlight of my life. Well, not really, but it's one of them. The other is Carter . YES I'M JOKING CARTER YOU KNOW I JUST SAID THAT TO ANNOY YOU AND ANYONE ELSE THAT KNOWS YOU!!! Ack! You are SO NOT going to take that seriously. SO THERE!!! AH! Can't people take a joke? Oh well. Just shut me up anytime now. And when you review me, either flame me or tell me what you liked or just be all enthusiastic. I don't care. Just don't go 'nice fic' as a review. That is not a review. Anyone can say 'nice review' but not everyone has the guts to tell me they drool every time they think of Oliver Wood or Percy Weasley. (*wink* that was for the ninth host of dax-ezri, cuz I drool too. Or maybe I just go off into space and sigh . *sigh*). Sorry, but Oliver looks really, really bad in this part of the fic. But yeah. Anyways .
~Fic starts here~
"WHAT????" yelled Percy, "Oliver WOOD?"
"Err, yeah. Know any other Olivers?"
"You went out with HIM?"
"Umm, yeah. Total jerk-faced son-of-a-bitch."
"And your song is based on HIM?"
"His verbal abuse."
"Why?"
"My no-sex-until-marriage thingie."
"Oh."
"Yeah . so you want to go somewhere? I don't know about you, but I'm getting kind of uncomfortable in this bra. Wet lace itches."
"Err . sure. And if we meet Oliver anywhere, I'll personally pound him for you."
Cho grinned at that one. Percy Weasley? Pound Oliver Wood? She was SO going to enjoy this.
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Cho changed clothes when Percy turned his back. She did the same thing for him. She didn't want to rush at him like Penelope did. Seriously. Just the sight of that CHEST was enough for her to feel all faint. It was GORGEOUS. Of course, Oliver's had been too, but you could tell Oliver was all proud and stuff about his chest. Percy didn't even realize what a hottie he was. Which was part of his charm. That and his sweetness.
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They had the bad luck of running into Penelope on the way out. She caught them sneaking out of the bathroom together. Her eyebrows jumped all the way to her hairline.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"Oh. It's YOU Penelope." Yawned Percy. Olympian Gods, wasn't during class enough?
"Ooh Percy, enjoying a little bathroom fuck with your new Asian whore, here? How much did you have to pay her to even go NEAR you? And since when do you have that kind of money?" Penelope smirked. He started hitting her, she started yelling. And Snape would come.
"Why you little pathetic bitch!" hissed Cho, "I would never! And you know it! Everyone knows that's why I broke up with Oliver!!! And me, a whore? Stop calling me that. Are you looking for a person to work with? Because I was pretty damn sure you were working for Oliver around the time you 'broke down' in Transfiguration."
"I WAS NOT!! I AM NOT!! I NEVER DID!!!" yelled Penelope
"Really? I thought that was why he called you pretty. Because he didn't want to lose such valuable . property." Cho smirked. She wanted a bitchiness fight, she would GET a bitchiness fight.
"You little Asian BIMBO! At least I don't have to grab up a depressed guy for him to go out with me!"
"At least I don't have to assault my ex-boyfriend with my lips to get a kiss."
"WHAT? I DID NOT!!!!"
"Really? Percy sure thinks that way."
"Why you little-why you little NINCOMPOOP!!!"
Cho smirked. Nincompoop? Since when was she supposed to be mad at a name like that? "Nincompoop, Penny? You're losin' your touch, if you ask me"
"ARGH!!!" growled Penelope as she strode over and grabbed-Percy? She mooshed her lips so hard against his, Percy could feel bruises forming.
"OW! Penelope, GET OFF ME!"
"What's wrong Percy? I'm sure you got more . bruises and ah, sore spots from what you did with Cho here ."
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" shrieked Cho as she walked over and punched Penelope in the face. Penelope hadn't expected that and Cho's punch knocked her over backwards.
The next thing they knew, Oliver Wood was walking around the corner.
"Sorry, heard a noise that sounded like Penelope shrieking-," murmured Oliver. "Oh! Yes! I KNEW it was her! Something wrong Penny darling?"
"Oliver! I am on the ground, I can't move one side of my cheek because Cho punched me" (here Percy couldn't help thinking, but she can still move her mouth) "and I just found my trauma-causing ex climbing out of the prefect's bathroom with Cho Chang."
"What? Oliver yelled, throwing himself at Cho, "you punch my girlfriend, bitch?"
Cho couldn't breath. His hands were around her throat, cutting off her airway. "Oliver . get . off . me . I . can't . breath ."
"You should have thought about what was going to happen to you if you punched Penelope, you slut. You, a virgin? Yeah, whatever. I didn't lay you cuz I was so repelled by you then. Now, I don't know . will you struggle THIS time?"
Cho really started struggling then.
Percy gaped at Oliver. Was he crazy? "Oliver, what in hell are you doing?"
"Well, buddy, looks like I'm about to rape your girlfriend, seeing how good she looks when she struggles. Unless, you in for a group rape? So she won't struggle?"
"YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled Percy, "PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!!" Oliver Wood dropped off of Cho in a full body bind. "YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! YOU ABSOLUTE, BLOODY BASTARD!! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF ONTO CHO DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S RIGHT!!!!"
Oliver's eyes were the only things that he could move. He was looking rather nervously at Percy. OK. He was probably in some serious hippogriff shit right now.
"NO ONE ATTACKS CHO! GOT THAT? NO ONE!!" Oliver's eyes were looking VERY nervously at Percy. Was Percy going to kill him?
"I ought to kill you right now-"
Oliver's eyes jerked at that one.
"-But it's against the law. But so is rape. Instead, I might as well punch you-" he sent a powerful right hook at Oliver's jaw, "-kick you- " he slammed his foot into the area right under Oliver's left knee, "-and do it again for good measure-" he sent another punch at Oliver's jaw and another foot slamming into Oliver's knee. "-just to demonstrate how highly stupid it is to go around attempting to rape my girl. So I'm gonna leave you out here in the cold. OK? For the rest of the night. Don't worry. There's still heat coming from the bathroom. And the Bloody Baron might not come around-" (Oliver paled at the thought) "and you are about as comfortable as you will ever get, stuck on the ground of a castle, petrified. So I suggest you start thinking about WHY you're stuck on the ground of a castle, petrified, eh?"
Percy took Cho's face in his hand and turned it to look at the bruises that were already forming around the middle of her neck. She had tears streaming down her cheeks. "Sh, sh, Cho. It'll be OK. I'll make sure he'll never hurt you again."
"It's not that."
"No?"
"I'm crying for happiness, because I've finally found a guy as sweet and as perfect as you."
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AN: too graphic for you? Review me and tell me if you think it's an r thing. So yeah. And sorry to all you Oliver lovers. He had to be bad in this one. In my OTHER one he's a goody. And he goes out with Ginny Weasley. So read that one. And review!!!!