AN: hey all! i wrote this chappy in fl. so you should be happy that i accually wrote! oh, so you know, lauren knows about the sayijn race and thinks that royal sayijn guys are hott. ok, now that that's done, here's chappy 18! enjoy!

~~~ Chapter 18: Rubber Gloves ~~~

It has been two days now, and everyone is still waiting for Paris to go insain. Lauren is still after Trunks, but Pan won't let him go and he doesn't want to go(AN: did you forget, they /are/ mates!). But Lauren doesn't give up. Everyone is sitting in the living room. Paris, who is still tapped to the table, is in the middle of the room. Trunks is sitting on the couch with Goten, Pan is sitting inbetween Trunks' legs on the floor, Bra is sitting on Goten's lap, Marron and Uubu are lying on the floor with a blanket over them, and finnaly, Lauren is sitting next to Trunks on the couch.

"What time is it?" Marron asked.

"10:30pm, why?" Bra answered.

"'Cause I'm tired, and bored, and I want Paris to go crazy, and all this waiting is annoying!" Marron explained.

"Yeah, I know how you feel. Too bad we watched all the movies already." Uubu said looking at Bra.

"Hey, don't blame me, you guys liked the idea, and plus, if we didn't have the movie-a-thon, we would have been bored for two days." Bra said.

"Ok, Ok, gomen-nasi B-chan." Uubu appoligized.

"You're forgiven!" Bra replied.

I'm going to bed!" Marron said.

"What?! Why?! It's only 10:35! You can't go to bed yet!" Pan yelled.

"Well, I have been awake for over 48hours, and some of us aren't sayijns." Marron replied.

"/I'm/ not a sayijn and /I'm/ not tired." Lauren said with pride while trying to stiffle a yawn, however, Pan caught her.

"Yeha right, don't give me that shit, Lauren, you're tired so just admit it." Pan said.

"NEVER!"-Lauren.

"Fine, whatever."-Pan.

"I'm going to bed too, night all!" Uubu said snuggeling next to Marron under the blanket.

"How's Paris doing?" Lauren asked.

Bra got up to check, "She's asleep, probably having dreams of escp.....EWI!!!!!!!! Ok, that's gross." Bra said pointing at a pool of liquid between Paris' legs.

"You gotta be kidding me! She didn't..." Goten started.

"She did!" Bra exclaimed. "PARIS PEED HER PANTS! PARIS PEED HER PANTS!" She sing-songed dancing around the house.

"And Lauren has to clean it up too!" Pan said smiling evily, while Lauren gave her the death glare. "Well, you don't want piss smell in your carpet, do you?" Pan asked cooly.

Lauren got up to get her rubber gloves, however, she couldn't find them! "Where the fuck are my goddanmed rubber gloves?!" She yelled frantically looking under the kitchen sink for the rubber gloves.

"How would I know?" Pan said while burning the precious rubber gloves with her ki.

"Evil...very evil..." Bra wispered watching Pan.

"ARG! Can my day get worse?!" Lauren yelled. (AN: usually this is where i make her life a living hell, however, i think shimmeryrainbowgrrl would kill me if i did, so i'll give her a break, atleast for now...) She gave up looking for the beloved rubber gloves, and picked up some paper towel.

Pan sat up where Lauren was sitting and snuggled next to Trunks watching Lauren clean up after Paris with a triumphant smirk.

**That bitch! Wait till I get my hands on her...She's gunna pay! Oh Kami! I'm sounding like Paris! Not good!** Lauren thought with a terrified look on her face.

"What's wrong Lauren? Finnaly get that Trunks is mine?" Pan aske with a smirk seeing Lauren's face.

"NO! I'm going to bed! Trunks, you comming?"n Lauren asked in the most seductive voice she could make.

"No, I already told you, Pan's my girlfriend, not to mention my mate." Trunks replied.

"Mate smate, who cares!"-Lauren.

"Shuddup and go to bed!" Pan snapped.

"FINE! I WILL!" Lauren yelled back storming into her room and slamming the door shut.

"Well, that was...interesting." Goten said.

"Not really, this stuff /always/ happens. She's just another one of my fans." Trunks said with a sigh.

"You and your big-ass ego!" Bra said hitting Trunks with a pillow.

"Well, accually, I'm tired too...let's go to bed, Trunks." Pan said.

"Ok, night Goten, Bra." Trunks said as he followed Pan into a spare room. (AN: no, they didn't do the naughty! hentis!)

Goten and Bra then lay on the couch. "Wanna watch tv?" Goten asked.

"Sure."-Bra.

Goten flicked through the channels till he found South Park. The watched comedy central untill they both fell asleep.


AN:

BBV- OK, that's it for chappy 18! ::Runs from SRG:: Help me! ::AMCM74 pops up:: am! heeeeeeeellllllllllllpppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

AM- ::Sit's back in lazy chair with popcorn:: nope! this is fun!

BBV- ::stops running and looks at am:: What the hell are you do-OWCHI! ::got hit by frying pan.:: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SHIMMERYRAINBOWGRRL?! YOU'RE /NOT/ CHICHI!

AM- ::rotflmao::

BBV- and what are /you/ doing?!

AM- You deserve this! you put me with Vegeta! you get what's comming to ya!

BBV- well in that case, so do you!

AM- What are you doing Bra?

BBV- ::yells:: DADDY!!!!!!!

AM- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BBV- YES! ::Turns to Vegeta:: look who's here daddy! it's am!

V- goodie! goodie! goodie! ::acts like chibi kid running to am and giving her hugs::

AM- What the hell did you do to him?

BBV- this is /my/ demension, did you forget that? lol! daddy acts how i want him to act!

SRG- ::hits bvb with a bookmark:: HA! WORK DAMN YOU!

BBV- give me a break! i'm on vacation! i got this chappy done in one day, you should be thankful! it took me about 3+ weeks to write the last one!

SRG- Work! ::slaps bvb with bookmark again::

BBV- Fine! she if i get trunks to sign your postcard.

SRG- ::puppy dog eyes.

BBV- hehehe....


I promise Paris will go insain soon! and reviews are greatly appreciated! :P