AN: ok, i keep 4getting to put a disclaimers, so, yeah, i don't own dbz or any anime, and lauren, well you should ask shimmeryrainbowgrrl about that one! lol. ok here's another chappy that i wrote in fl! enjoy!
~~~ Chapter 19: Goten's Great Idea (scarry, ne?) ~~~
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Pan's online journal
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day 3 of CWT. we're expecting paris to go screaming mad neday now.
lauren tried another attempt on trunks lastnight. she snuck into our room when i was in the bathroom, she attempted to get into the bed, however, i came back in right as she was lifting back the covers. so, when i saw this, i did what neother sayijn would do, i blasted her. no, i didn't kill her, just hurt her really bad and nocked her out. then i picked her up, and put her in her room, and locked her door on the outside. simple. she's really getting on my nerves! trunks says she's after the money and fame, but i don't think so. you know what i think...i think our friend here has a death wish. well, i gtg, buhbyes!
always,
pan-chan.
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at the kitchen table
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Just as she was signing off, Goten walked by. "I didn't know you had a labtop Panny-chan."
"Yeah, well, I like to keep in touch with people." Pan replied.
"I got a /great/ idea!"-Goten.
"What is it?! Tell me!"-Pan.
"You still have the video camera running?"-Goten.
"Hell yea! I even caught Lauren tryin to take Trunks /aain/, lastniht, why?"-Pan.
"Can you hook it up to the pc?"-Goten.
"Sure." She said as she hooked up the still running camcorder to the pc.
"Ok, now all you have to do is..." oten went on to explain everything to his niece. She did everythin he said.
"WOW! You're not as dumb as people think!"-Pan.
"Nani?"-Goten.
"Nothing...I didn't say anything."-Pan.
"Oh, ok!"-Goten.
Pan sweat dropped.
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1pm that day
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Lauren is still in her room, Trunks is on Pan's labtop, Pan is ordering pizza with Trunks' cell, and Bra and Goten are watchin tv aain with Uubu and Marron.
"Yeah, Ok, just put it on the Briefs-Vegeta tab...yep, you too! bunhbyes!" Pan hung up the cell.
"What the fuck! Pan! You are a genus! I love you so much" Trunks yelled.
"WHAT?!" Lauren yelled from inside her room.
"What are you talking about?" Pan asked.
"Putting out video online!"-Trunks.
"Oh, that wasn't my idea, it was uncle Goten's."-Pan.
"You're welcome! Paris deserved it!"-Goten. He, however, got no responce, not even a cricket chirped. "Hey..what's everyone's deal?" he asked. etting annoyed by the silence, he put a mix cd in the sound system and turned the volume up full blast. Out came GC's 'Click' as the first track, blowing out everyone's eardrums within a 100yrd radius except for himself, Bra, and Lauren because they all listened to their music that loud, and except for the other sayijns, even though it hurt like hell. Goten started to play air gutair, while Bra got up and danced around the house singing, and Lauren pounded on her door to the beat of the drums untill she nocked the door down, then, she proceded to headbang around the house and sing like Bra. Finnaly when 'Click' ended, everyone got out of thier state of shock to hear the next song, 'The Boy is Mine'. Once it came on, Lauren walked up to Pan and started singing the lyrics right in her face. That is, untill Pan started to sing back. So they got into this big verbal argument over Trunks with the aid of the song. (AN: nice, ne? atleast it's not messy! lol!) Bra was dancing around the house again, this time with a video camera, taping Lauren and Pan, the going up to Goten and gave him a huge kiss on tape. She then proceded to dance over to Paris, and ripped the tape off her mouth, only to hear her scream.
"GOTEN! CUT THE MUSIC!" Bra ordered.
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Goten asked.
"PARIS' GONE INSAINE!" She replied.
"She did?! Finnaly!" Goten exclaimed turning off the music.
"Comeon everyone! Ler's clean up this mess..we have to make it look like we were never here." Bra ordered.
"Ok, Ok..." Marron said taking out her earplugs.
"Yeah, let's get this done." Uubu said, also taking out his earplugs.
"Shouldn't we duct tape Paris' mouth? People are going to hear her." Lauren asked.
"No reason to. Every human within a 100yrd readius can't hear anything." Marron explained.
"Then how can you and Uubu hear?" Lauren asked.
"We were prepaired...earplugs." Uubu answered.
"Smart...very smart."-Lauren.
"Thanks!"-Marron.
The then proceeded to clean up the house making it look like they were never there. Pan called the pizza place and cancled their order. And finnaly they ripped off all the tape off of Paris and cleaned up the water. By now, everyone was able to hear again and Paris started screaming again.
"THE WATER!! GET IT OFF! NOOOOOO!!!" Paris yelled.
Everyone except Lauren and Paris left into a spare room. Pan was taping everything that was happening.
Lauren dialed the cops, "9-1-1! I just got home from a vacation and my room mate's gone insane! She keeps screaming about water! Please send someone over here before she hurts herself or me!" Lauren yelled.
"Calmdown mam....two trained professionals are on their way...please stay on the line untill they arrive." The operator said.
"o-ok..."-Lauren.
About 5 min. later2 men in white coats walked...umm..more like barged in Lauren's front door.
"Ok...The men are here now..." Lauren told the operator.
"Good! Now I can go on my lunch break!" 'click' The operator hungup.
"o....k...."-Lauren.
"Never fear! The Men In White Coats are here!" one of the men said.
"....WATER BAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MEN IN WHITE COATS! STAY AWAY! NOOOOOOO!!" Paris yelled as she was put in a stait coat and hurled into a van and sped off.
"Ok, it's safe. You can comeout now!" Lauren said.
"That was...weird."-Uubu.
"You're telling me. Did you get it on tape?" Lauren asked.
"Hell yea! Let's go and see dad!" Bra replied.
"They all flew off to CC totally forgetting about Lauren.
AN:
You guys should be thankful! not only did i write this in fl, on my vacation...i wrote it the same day as ch 18!
~~~ Chapter 19: Goten's Great Idea (scarry, ne?) ~~~
~`~`~`
Pan's online journal
~`~`~`
day 3 of CWT. we're expecting paris to go screaming mad neday now.
lauren tried another attempt on trunks lastnight. she snuck into our room when i was in the bathroom, she attempted to get into the bed, however, i came back in right as she was lifting back the covers. so, when i saw this, i did what neother sayijn would do, i blasted her. no, i didn't kill her, just hurt her really bad and nocked her out. then i picked her up, and put her in her room, and locked her door on the outside. simple. she's really getting on my nerves! trunks says she's after the money and fame, but i don't think so. you know what i think...i think our friend here has a death wish. well, i gtg, buhbyes!
always,
pan-chan.
~`~`~`
at the kitchen table
~`~`~`
Just as she was signing off, Goten walked by. "I didn't know you had a labtop Panny-chan."
"Yeah, well, I like to keep in touch with people." Pan replied.
"I got a /great/ idea!"-Goten.
"What is it?! Tell me!"-Pan.
"You still have the video camera running?"-Goten.
"Hell yea! I even caught Lauren tryin to take Trunks /aain/, lastniht, why?"-Pan.
"Can you hook it up to the pc?"-Goten.
"Sure." She said as she hooked up the still running camcorder to the pc.
"Ok, now all you have to do is..." oten went on to explain everything to his niece. She did everythin he said.
"WOW! You're not as dumb as people think!"-Pan.
"Nani?"-Goten.
"Nothing...I didn't say anything."-Pan.
"Oh, ok!"-Goten.
Pan sweat dropped.
~`~`~`
1pm that day
~`~`~`
Lauren is still in her room, Trunks is on Pan's labtop, Pan is ordering pizza with Trunks' cell, and Bra and Goten are watchin tv aain with Uubu and Marron.
"Yeah, Ok, just put it on the Briefs-Vegeta tab...yep, you too! bunhbyes!" Pan hung up the cell.
"What the fuck! Pan! You are a genus! I love you so much" Trunks yelled.
"WHAT?!" Lauren yelled from inside her room.
"What are you talking about?" Pan asked.
"Putting out video online!"-Trunks.
"Oh, that wasn't my idea, it was uncle Goten's."-Pan.
"You're welcome! Paris deserved it!"-Goten. He, however, got no responce, not even a cricket chirped. "Hey..what's everyone's deal?" he asked. etting annoyed by the silence, he put a mix cd in the sound system and turned the volume up full blast. Out came GC's 'Click' as the first track, blowing out everyone's eardrums within a 100yrd radius except for himself, Bra, and Lauren because they all listened to their music that loud, and except for the other sayijns, even though it hurt like hell. Goten started to play air gutair, while Bra got up and danced around the house singing, and Lauren pounded on her door to the beat of the drums untill she nocked the door down, then, she proceded to headbang around the house and sing like Bra. Finnaly when 'Click' ended, everyone got out of thier state of shock to hear the next song, 'The Boy is Mine'. Once it came on, Lauren walked up to Pan and started singing the lyrics right in her face. That is, untill Pan started to sing back. So they got into this big verbal argument over Trunks with the aid of the song. (AN: nice, ne? atleast it's not messy! lol!) Bra was dancing around the house again, this time with a video camera, taping Lauren and Pan, the going up to Goten and gave him a huge kiss on tape. She then proceded to dance over to Paris, and ripped the tape off her mouth, only to hear her scream.
"GOTEN! CUT THE MUSIC!" Bra ordered.
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Goten asked.
"PARIS' GONE INSAINE!" She replied.
"She did?! Finnaly!" Goten exclaimed turning off the music.
"Comeon everyone! Ler's clean up this mess..we have to make it look like we were never here." Bra ordered.
"Ok, Ok..." Marron said taking out her earplugs.
"Yeah, let's get this done." Uubu said, also taking out his earplugs.
"Shouldn't we duct tape Paris' mouth? People are going to hear her." Lauren asked.
"No reason to. Every human within a 100yrd readius can't hear anything." Marron explained.
"Then how can you and Uubu hear?" Lauren asked.
"We were prepaired...earplugs." Uubu answered.
"Smart...very smart."-Lauren.
"Thanks!"-Marron.
The then proceeded to clean up the house making it look like they were never there. Pan called the pizza place and cancled their order. And finnaly they ripped off all the tape off of Paris and cleaned up the water. By now, everyone was able to hear again and Paris started screaming again.
"THE WATER!! GET IT OFF! NOOOOOO!!!" Paris yelled.
Everyone except Lauren and Paris left into a spare room. Pan was taping everything that was happening.
Lauren dialed the cops, "9-1-1! I just got home from a vacation and my room mate's gone insane! She keeps screaming about water! Please send someone over here before she hurts herself or me!" Lauren yelled.
"Calmdown mam....two trained professionals are on their way...please stay on the line untill they arrive." The operator said.
"o-ok..."-Lauren.
About 5 min. later2 men in white coats walked...umm..more like barged in Lauren's front door.
"Ok...The men are here now..." Lauren told the operator.
"Good! Now I can go on my lunch break!" 'click' The operator hungup.
"o....k...."-Lauren.
"Never fear! The Men In White Coats are here!" one of the men said.
"....WATER BAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MEN IN WHITE COATS! STAY AWAY! NOOOOOOO!!" Paris yelled as she was put in a stait coat and hurled into a van and sped off.
"Ok, it's safe. You can comeout now!" Lauren said.
"That was...weird."-Uubu.
"You're telling me. Did you get it on tape?" Lauren asked.
"Hell yea! Let's go and see dad!" Bra replied.
"They all flew off to CC totally forgetting about Lauren.
AN:
You guys should be thankful! not only did i write this in fl, on my vacation...i wrote it the same day as ch 18!