A/N oh funny mesh.. smiles sarcastically. I am not a wanna be!!!!
"Children, I really mean it! We are going to go to middle earth! Liz," I said, giving orders, "get the gold fish. You are all coming whether you like it or not. A major benefit is that you will get to meet the product of hotness embodied, Legolas. A major.er, de-benefit.anyway.there aren't any. We can throw eggs at Arwen's window in Rivendell," I added temptingly.
"Will there be Gold fish?" Liz questioned, interest in her brown eyes.
"I bet Mariska will give you a whole crate-" as Mariska shook her head I continued. "On second thought, I will give you a whole crate if you will drag Mariska to the portal!"
"Yay!!!!!"Yelled Liz happily.
"Now Liz, you stay here and guard Mariska- don't let her escape, she thinks I'm insane.while I go to the store and get several crates of chex mix and Goldfish!"
"'Kay!"
I popped out of the door and soon returned struggling under two large crates of sodium enriched snack food.
"Here we gooooo!!!!!" I yelled.
I slowly read the paragraph of Elvish. All three of us made out way to the portal, me leading and Liz dragging Mesh behind.
We were enveloped in silver mist and lost track of time.
We woke to the sound of a roaring waterfall. I sat up and glanced around. We were lying in a grassy field. My stuff and the two crates of sodium enriched snack food were lying nearby. Mariska and Liz were still unconscious, sprawled on the grass.
Heh heh heh, I thought. Here was a chance for some fun.
I started pulling up handfuls of grass and dirt and piling them on my "friends". They soon spluttered awake, and promptly started yelling at me.
"Ellen, you are such a freak!" Mariska yelled.
"You are, you mental sped-and-a-half!" responded Liz.
"Ooh, naughty, naughty, Ellen's friends shouldn't be getting mad at Ellen, especially when they have never been to middle earth before, and she has! Ellen thinks they should be nice to her, especially if they want to get to Rivendell safely!" I said, grinning wickedly." Do come on. Legolas said that he would be here until sundown, and I want to persuade him to stay longer."
"Ooh, Ellen and Legolas, sittin' in a tree-" chanted liz.
I snorted. "Not until we go to Mirkwood, anyway."
Mariska said nothing. She was still silently fuming and trying to shake dirt clods out of her hair.
"where are we anyway?" said Liz.
"I would suppose that we are approximately a quarter of a mile from the fords of Bruinen. When we reach there we can easily ford the river. Or I could just whistle for Legolas to come and pick us up." I added smugly. "On his pure white stallion, with his golden hair streaming."
I was cut off from my fantasy by Mariska, who protesting said, "a quarter of a mile? Noooooo track, its winter break! I don't have to run the ¼ mile 'till June, I don't have to run the ¼ mile 'till June, I don't have-" she repeated, closing her eyes.
"I never said that you had to run it." I replied arrogantly. "I was planning on walking. Very fast though, or we'll miss Legolas, and I really don't want to go on another high-speed horseback riding chase. We could just leave you, if you really didn't want to go anywhere."
I set off at a fast walk, Mariska and liz following.
We walked through the reat of the field and a small band of woods and came to the fords.
"c'mon, children!" I gave out an earsplitting whistle. A white horse cantered out of the brush on the other side, dragging his unfortunate elf- rider.
"Galon! And Legolas!!!!" I yelled across the river. The rider of the horse raised his hand in a salute and a smile broke over his serious face. The horse nickered and quickened his pace, splashing through the waterway.
"Oh, by the way," I added to my awestruck friends standing behind me, "my name here is Lady Galad Olwë. I think, however, as you are my friends, you might be permitted to only call me only 'lady galad'." They looked dumbfounded. "Just kidding!" I added. "Call me anything. Preferably my name, but what ever."
Legolas and Galon had reached the side of the river.
"Galad!" legolas shouted in delight. "You've come! You forgot your bow! I was hoping that you would come before I had to leave for Mirkwood-" I was swept up onto the horse and into a tight hug.
"Legolas, these are my friends, Liz and Mariska. They came with me through the portal. Can they come on out trip to Mirkwood?"
"But of course!" he said. I smiled. Always the gentleman. "I wanted to tell you, Galad, I am staying in Rivendell for the next week."
"Hooray! More fun for us! Umm, by the way, Legolas, do you think we could get going? We have to cart all of out sodium-enriched foods back to Rivendell, and our arms are getting tired. Except for my bow arm, of course," I added as an afterthought.
"Of course. Let's go."
He swung down from Galon and helped me down as well. We soon had the crates of snack food on the horse too, and set off across the river.
We soon reached rivendell. You know in the movie, how Rivendell is an a little valley, and is all golden light and leafy trees? In real life it is even better. There are elves everywhere, all singing or laughing. The trees are perfect, leafy and green and lovely. The light really is gold, and reflects off the water and the bronze cliffs. The architecture is all celtic styled, and there are ivy tendrils curling on the windows and walls.
Elrond met us. He welcomed my friends and me and showed us to where we would sleep.
Legolas invited us to explore the surrounding lannd and everyone accepted.
Where shall we go mesh? I leave it up to you. And we really are in middle earth!!!!!!!!!it is 10:08, and my parents don't know I'm awake g2g.
"Children, I really mean it! We are going to go to middle earth! Liz," I said, giving orders, "get the gold fish. You are all coming whether you like it or not. A major benefit is that you will get to meet the product of hotness embodied, Legolas. A major.er, de-benefit.anyway.there aren't any. We can throw eggs at Arwen's window in Rivendell," I added temptingly.
"Will there be Gold fish?" Liz questioned, interest in her brown eyes.
"I bet Mariska will give you a whole crate-" as Mariska shook her head I continued. "On second thought, I will give you a whole crate if you will drag Mariska to the portal!"
"Yay!!!!!"Yelled Liz happily.
"Now Liz, you stay here and guard Mariska- don't let her escape, she thinks I'm insane.while I go to the store and get several crates of chex mix and Goldfish!"
"'Kay!"
I popped out of the door and soon returned struggling under two large crates of sodium enriched snack food.
"Here we gooooo!!!!!" I yelled.
I slowly read the paragraph of Elvish. All three of us made out way to the portal, me leading and Liz dragging Mesh behind.
We were enveloped in silver mist and lost track of time.
We woke to the sound of a roaring waterfall. I sat up and glanced around. We were lying in a grassy field. My stuff and the two crates of sodium enriched snack food were lying nearby. Mariska and Liz were still unconscious, sprawled on the grass.
Heh heh heh, I thought. Here was a chance for some fun.
I started pulling up handfuls of grass and dirt and piling them on my "friends". They soon spluttered awake, and promptly started yelling at me.
"Ellen, you are such a freak!" Mariska yelled.
"You are, you mental sped-and-a-half!" responded Liz.
"Ooh, naughty, naughty, Ellen's friends shouldn't be getting mad at Ellen, especially when they have never been to middle earth before, and she has! Ellen thinks they should be nice to her, especially if they want to get to Rivendell safely!" I said, grinning wickedly." Do come on. Legolas said that he would be here until sundown, and I want to persuade him to stay longer."
"Ooh, Ellen and Legolas, sittin' in a tree-" chanted liz.
I snorted. "Not until we go to Mirkwood, anyway."
Mariska said nothing. She was still silently fuming and trying to shake dirt clods out of her hair.
"where are we anyway?" said Liz.
"I would suppose that we are approximately a quarter of a mile from the fords of Bruinen. When we reach there we can easily ford the river. Or I could just whistle for Legolas to come and pick us up." I added smugly. "On his pure white stallion, with his golden hair streaming."
I was cut off from my fantasy by Mariska, who protesting said, "a quarter of a mile? Noooooo track, its winter break! I don't have to run the ¼ mile 'till June, I don't have to run the ¼ mile 'till June, I don't have-" she repeated, closing her eyes.
"I never said that you had to run it." I replied arrogantly. "I was planning on walking. Very fast though, or we'll miss Legolas, and I really don't want to go on another high-speed horseback riding chase. We could just leave you, if you really didn't want to go anywhere."
I set off at a fast walk, Mariska and liz following.
We walked through the reat of the field and a small band of woods and came to the fords.
"c'mon, children!" I gave out an earsplitting whistle. A white horse cantered out of the brush on the other side, dragging his unfortunate elf- rider.
"Galon! And Legolas!!!!" I yelled across the river. The rider of the horse raised his hand in a salute and a smile broke over his serious face. The horse nickered and quickened his pace, splashing through the waterway.
"Oh, by the way," I added to my awestruck friends standing behind me, "my name here is Lady Galad Olwë. I think, however, as you are my friends, you might be permitted to only call me only 'lady galad'." They looked dumbfounded. "Just kidding!" I added. "Call me anything. Preferably my name, but what ever."
Legolas and Galon had reached the side of the river.
"Galad!" legolas shouted in delight. "You've come! You forgot your bow! I was hoping that you would come before I had to leave for Mirkwood-" I was swept up onto the horse and into a tight hug.
"Legolas, these are my friends, Liz and Mariska. They came with me through the portal. Can they come on out trip to Mirkwood?"
"But of course!" he said. I smiled. Always the gentleman. "I wanted to tell you, Galad, I am staying in Rivendell for the next week."
"Hooray! More fun for us! Umm, by the way, Legolas, do you think we could get going? We have to cart all of out sodium-enriched foods back to Rivendell, and our arms are getting tired. Except for my bow arm, of course," I added as an afterthought.
"Of course. Let's go."
He swung down from Galon and helped me down as well. We soon had the crates of snack food on the horse too, and set off across the river.
We soon reached rivendell. You know in the movie, how Rivendell is an a little valley, and is all golden light and leafy trees? In real life it is even better. There are elves everywhere, all singing or laughing. The trees are perfect, leafy and green and lovely. The light really is gold, and reflects off the water and the bronze cliffs. The architecture is all celtic styled, and there are ivy tendrils curling on the windows and walls.
Elrond met us. He welcomed my friends and me and showed us to where we would sleep.
Legolas invited us to explore the surrounding lannd and everyone accepted.
Where shall we go mesh? I leave it up to you. And we really are in middle earth!!!!!!!!!it is 10:08, and my parents don't know I'm awake g2g.