A/N Ok here is the last chapter sorry that its so short! But I hope
everyone likes it.
Lionel Luther was smirking to himself. So far he had, had to kids sit on his lap and it had gone perfectly/ 'This will prove to Lex he cannot best me in any thing' Lionel thought to himself. But that line of thinking didn't last long at all because the next kid burst out screaming the moment he was place on Lionels lap 'Oh Fuck' Lionel thought because at that moment he knew that he was screwed.
For the next two hours Lionel had to put up with tons of screaming children those that didn't scream just smiled at him and pulled his beard as hard as they could. And threw it all Lex had a huge smile on his face. Chloe was clicking pictures left and right with Mr. Kent asking for copies. Clark just stood with Lana both of them had amused looks on there face every one could tell they we're having a great time. Pete looked like he would ether laugh uncontrollable one moment or cry tears of joy the next. Mrs. Kent stood to the side of Lionel and was trying her hardest not to laugh. 'I can't believe this is happening I have waited my hole life for a moment like this.' Lex thought as he watched his father hand another screaming child to its mother. Lex looked over at Chloe to see her clicking pictures a mile a minute with a large smile on her face it was obvious she was already thinking of the article for the Torch she was going to write.
'I can't believe this is happening I can't wait until I can get to the Torch office and write the article.' Chloe thought as she took more and more pictures of Santa Luther, she had already gone threw 3 rolls of film. Just as she snapped one Lionel practically threw the kid that was in his lap to its mother and jumped up and ran out of the room. Chloe looked over to Lex to see him chasing after his father. 'I wonder what just happened' Chloe thought she looked around the room to see everyone looking confused. Finally she saw Lex walk back in and address the crowd
"I am afraid that will be all Santa needs to go now Merry Christmas everyone." Lex said coolly and smoothy well he seemed like that to every one but Chloe she could see the controlled laughter in his eyes and ran up to him.
"Lex what-:" before she could finish Lex pulled her outside and to her car.
"Chloe get in and I'll tell you" Lex told her as he made his way to the passenger side. She got in and sat down in her set and started the car before she could say anything Lex burst out laughing. He was laughing so hard he was doubled over in his set.
"Lex what the hell is going on!" Chloe finally said
"I'm sorry Chloe" Lex said claming down a little "But its just to funny a....a...kid pee in his lap" Lex finally got out and then he started laughing again this time he was joined by Chloe
"O my God that is classic I can't believe I have to include that in the article can I use you computer maybe I can sell it to the Daily Planet." Chloe said in between burst of laughter
"I can't believe it either and he is livid I haven't had such a wonderful Christmas in years" Lex explained but when he thought about what he said his smile faded alittle
Chloe smiled sadly and held his hand in hers.
"I know Christmas hasn't been the same since my Mom left." Chloe said looking into Lex's eyes. He smiled at her, she understood
"Well, this Christmas out does them all I have humiliated my father and best of all I have someone who I love to be with." Lex said hugging her
"I love you to Lex" Chloe said hugging him back. When they separated they just looked at each and then started laughing again. Finally Lex said
"We need to get back to the mansion I want to make sure he doesn't kill any one" Chloe nodded still grinning
When they got to the mansion Lex and Chloe walked up to Lionels rooms. Chloe stood outside the door and Lex went. Chloe leaned on the door so she could hear.
"Wants wrong dad? All Santaed out?" Lex asked Chloe could hear the smirk in his voice apparently Lionel could too
"Wipe that smirk of you face Alexander and listen carefully, you will regret this, I will make you pay for this if its the last thing I do, know go away I'm leaving for the Bahamas I will not be back until late January." Lionel told him
"Gee Merry Christmas to you to" Lex said as he walked
"So your not worried that Satan himself just threaten you?" Chloe asked as they walked towards Lex's room
"Not at all I get one a week" Lex said off handily "Now I think its time for my present." he said pulling her into a kiss
"Of coarse" Chloe said walking into his room
There was some moaning and sighing and then
"Flannel?!"followed by a lot of laughing but it was soon replaced by something else. This is Lex Luther were talking about.
MERRY CHLEXY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE! And thats all! Done! Thank you to every one who reviewed it really helped. I hope every one has a happy holiday and if your family is like mine an entertaining one complete with a Dartha Stewart Christmas Nazi of a Mom. Brit I hope you like Ireland!
Lionel Luther was smirking to himself. So far he had, had to kids sit on his lap and it had gone perfectly/ 'This will prove to Lex he cannot best me in any thing' Lionel thought to himself. But that line of thinking didn't last long at all because the next kid burst out screaming the moment he was place on Lionels lap 'Oh Fuck' Lionel thought because at that moment he knew that he was screwed.
For the next two hours Lionel had to put up with tons of screaming children those that didn't scream just smiled at him and pulled his beard as hard as they could. And threw it all Lex had a huge smile on his face. Chloe was clicking pictures left and right with Mr. Kent asking for copies. Clark just stood with Lana both of them had amused looks on there face every one could tell they we're having a great time. Pete looked like he would ether laugh uncontrollable one moment or cry tears of joy the next. Mrs. Kent stood to the side of Lionel and was trying her hardest not to laugh. 'I can't believe this is happening I have waited my hole life for a moment like this.' Lex thought as he watched his father hand another screaming child to its mother. Lex looked over at Chloe to see her clicking pictures a mile a minute with a large smile on her face it was obvious she was already thinking of the article for the Torch she was going to write.
'I can't believe this is happening I can't wait until I can get to the Torch office and write the article.' Chloe thought as she took more and more pictures of Santa Luther, she had already gone threw 3 rolls of film. Just as she snapped one Lionel practically threw the kid that was in his lap to its mother and jumped up and ran out of the room. Chloe looked over to Lex to see him chasing after his father. 'I wonder what just happened' Chloe thought she looked around the room to see everyone looking confused. Finally she saw Lex walk back in and address the crowd
"I am afraid that will be all Santa needs to go now Merry Christmas everyone." Lex said coolly and smoothy well he seemed like that to every one but Chloe she could see the controlled laughter in his eyes and ran up to him.
"Lex what-:" before she could finish Lex pulled her outside and to her car.
"Chloe get in and I'll tell you" Lex told her as he made his way to the passenger side. She got in and sat down in her set and started the car before she could say anything Lex burst out laughing. He was laughing so hard he was doubled over in his set.
"Lex what the hell is going on!" Chloe finally said
"I'm sorry Chloe" Lex said claming down a little "But its just to funny a....a...kid pee in his lap" Lex finally got out and then he started laughing again this time he was joined by Chloe
"O my God that is classic I can't believe I have to include that in the article can I use you computer maybe I can sell it to the Daily Planet." Chloe said in between burst of laughter
"I can't believe it either and he is livid I haven't had such a wonderful Christmas in years" Lex explained but when he thought about what he said his smile faded alittle
Chloe smiled sadly and held his hand in hers.
"I know Christmas hasn't been the same since my Mom left." Chloe said looking into Lex's eyes. He smiled at her, she understood
"Well, this Christmas out does them all I have humiliated my father and best of all I have someone who I love to be with." Lex said hugging her
"I love you to Lex" Chloe said hugging him back. When they separated they just looked at each and then started laughing again. Finally Lex said
"We need to get back to the mansion I want to make sure he doesn't kill any one" Chloe nodded still grinning
When they got to the mansion Lex and Chloe walked up to Lionels rooms. Chloe stood outside the door and Lex went. Chloe leaned on the door so she could hear.
"Wants wrong dad? All Santaed out?" Lex asked Chloe could hear the smirk in his voice apparently Lionel could too
"Wipe that smirk of you face Alexander and listen carefully, you will regret this, I will make you pay for this if its the last thing I do, know go away I'm leaving for the Bahamas I will not be back until late January." Lionel told him
"Gee Merry Christmas to you to" Lex said as he walked
"So your not worried that Satan himself just threaten you?" Chloe asked as they walked towards Lex's room
"Not at all I get one a week" Lex said off handily "Now I think its time for my present." he said pulling her into a kiss
"Of coarse" Chloe said walking into his room
There was some moaning and sighing and then
"Flannel?!"followed by a lot of laughing but it was soon replaced by something else. This is Lex Luther were talking about.
MERRY CHLEXY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE! And thats all! Done! Thank you to every one who reviewed it really helped. I hope every one has a happy holiday and if your family is like mine an entertaining one complete with a Dartha Stewart Christmas Nazi of a Mom. Brit I hope you like Ireland!