(a/n I do realise its been less than 24 hours, but I got 5 review's, and they deserve the next chap! Anyway, on with the story..)
You've got mail-Oh! What is in a name?
By VanillaLily
"Please sign in Hermione Granger"
"They must be custom made" She muttered to herself "Now for a screen name…I cant use anything to do with cleverness or books.." she carelessly glanced down into her trunk. She noticed her book "Green eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss.
"Eureka!" she whispered.
She typed in under screen name "Ilovegreeneggsandham" and for her password fatladyspinkdress. After it logged her on, it came up with a message saying:
"You've got mail"
she clicked the button and read the message from 'DumbledoreA':
Miss Granger,
I'm pleased to see you have successfully completed the first task of creating a pass word and screen name.
("It wasn't that hard" she thought.)
please click the link to your right, as it will show you a list of people currently logged on in blue, and off-line in red. You may "Chat" with them whenever you wish-only if you have completed your home work and not during class. You also have an "Electronic mail friend" to correspond with. That person is Darthvader.
Happy cyber-space wishes
Albus Dumbledore
She finished reading the message, and deiced to write one to this "Darthvader" person.
"Now, I musn't sound anything like me" She said to herself.
Dear Darthvader,
By now you will now that we are "Electronic mail friends". You have a very interesting screen name, I like it. Uh, well..have a nice day.
Greeneggsandhamlover.
"Its Lame, but it will have to do" She sighed and clicked the 'Send button'.
"Sign in Draco Malfoy"
Draco smirked to himself. He had worked out how to use this 'Muggle lap top" thing all by him self. Now all he had to do was think of a screen name.
" Hmm..whats a good 'screen name' or whatever those stupid mudbloods call them." He said to himself.
He thought about 'SlytherinKing' or 'Potterstinks' or 'Mudbloodhater' but they all seemed to obvious. He was rudely awoken from his train of thought, by a 'Tap tapping" on his window. It was Pansy's owl.
"What does she want now" he grumbled as he went to open the window. He untied the message from the owl. It read:
Drakey,
I really miss you. Why wouldn't you talk to me at breakfast? Was it something I said? Or did? You always ignore me!!
Write back please
Smooches and kisses (I so wanna do that to you Drakey!)
Pansy.
P.S You are a sex god!
Draco shuddered at the letter. Smooching Pansy was the last thing he wanted to do. He glanced down at the post script.
"Sex God" He thought to himself. He smirked and typed it in along with a pass word 'Mudbloodssuck', and clicked 'Log in'. Instantly, a box appeared saying "Please keep it clean Mr. Malfoy". Draco jumped out of his skin!
"How could that old fool know what I typed!" he thought angrily
(A/n- Draco has no clue when it comes to software and so on..)
grumbling, he typed the next thing that came to his mind 'Darthvader'. He had seen the Muggle trilogy "Star wars" In the summer (And would never admit that He, Draco Malfoy watched a -Muggle- movie) And had enjoyed it. He typed in his password of 'slytherinsking' and logged in. A box popped up, (Which made him jump again) and a voice saying:
"You've got mail".
He noticed he had two messages- one from 'DumbledoreA' and 'Ilovegreeneggsandham'.
" I suppose I better read what Dumbledore has to say" he said aloud.
Mr. Malfoy,
I'm pleased to see you have successfully completed the first task of creating a pass word and screen name.
("You weren't pleased with my first choice" he grumbled)
please click the link to your right, as it will show you a list of people currently logged on in blue, and off-line in red. You may "Chat" with them whenever you wish-only if you have completed your home work and not during class. You also have an "Electronic mail friend" to correspond with. That person is Ilovegreeneggsandham.
Happy cyber-space wishes!
Albus Dumbledore
He then opened Hermiones message.
Dear Darthvader,
By now you will now that we are "Electronic mail friends". You have a very interesting screen name, I like it. Uh, well..have a nice day.
Greeneggsandhamlover.
He then figured out how to start a new message. He began with..
Dear Greeneggsandhamlover….
A/n and disclaimer
Sorry I'm ending it here but you will have to wait for the next chappy! But don't fret, I'm on holiday, and I haven't really got anything else to do but dream up stories. I noticed I made a few grammatical errors in the first chap-I'm sorry!. Please review, and leave any screen name idea, or even your own! I just might choose it ^_^. Please also leave any comments or criticism, they are very encouraging, and will make my story better!.I don't own any of the characters so far, and I don't own green eggs or ham (But I do have the book!) Star wars and darthy belong to George Lucas.
Now the moment you have all been waiting for..the thank yous!
LimeLlama- Thankies Jc you loony blonde lime llama who children adore! (Haha..) ~Eats the poptart~
Hermione-2113-Thank you! I will keep going!
Felsong- Thanks again! I will keep updating, don't you worry!
Jen- Thanks!, I'm planning on some good, er stuff Hehe!
Hehe
Little anonymous person-Thanks, I will keep writing! ^_^
Thanks again to my lovely reviewer's, your comments are very encouraging!
You've got mail-Oh! What is in a name?
By VanillaLily
"Please sign in Hermione Granger"
"They must be custom made" She muttered to herself "Now for a screen name…I cant use anything to do with cleverness or books.." she carelessly glanced down into her trunk. She noticed her book "Green eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss.
"Eureka!" she whispered.
She typed in under screen name "Ilovegreeneggsandham" and for her password fatladyspinkdress. After it logged her on, it came up with a message saying:
"You've got mail"
she clicked the button and read the message from 'DumbledoreA':
Miss Granger,
I'm pleased to see you have successfully completed the first task of creating a pass word and screen name.
("It wasn't that hard" she thought.)
please click the link to your right, as it will show you a list of people currently logged on in blue, and off-line in red. You may "Chat" with them whenever you wish-only if you have completed your home work and not during class. You also have an "Electronic mail friend" to correspond with. That person is Darthvader.
Happy cyber-space wishes
Albus Dumbledore
She finished reading the message, and deiced to write one to this "Darthvader" person.
"Now, I musn't sound anything like me" She said to herself.
Dear Darthvader,
By now you will now that we are "Electronic mail friends". You have a very interesting screen name, I like it. Uh, well..have a nice day.
Greeneggsandhamlover.
"Its Lame, but it will have to do" She sighed and clicked the 'Send button'.
"Sign in Draco Malfoy"
Draco smirked to himself. He had worked out how to use this 'Muggle lap top" thing all by him self. Now all he had to do was think of a screen name.
" Hmm..whats a good 'screen name' or whatever those stupid mudbloods call them." He said to himself.
He thought about 'SlytherinKing' or 'Potterstinks' or 'Mudbloodhater' but they all seemed to obvious. He was rudely awoken from his train of thought, by a 'Tap tapping" on his window. It was Pansy's owl.
"What does she want now" he grumbled as he went to open the window. He untied the message from the owl. It read:
Drakey,
I really miss you. Why wouldn't you talk to me at breakfast? Was it something I said? Or did? You always ignore me!!
Write back please
Smooches and kisses (I so wanna do that to you Drakey!)
Pansy.
P.S You are a sex god!
Draco shuddered at the letter. Smooching Pansy was the last thing he wanted to do. He glanced down at the post script.
"Sex God" He thought to himself. He smirked and typed it in along with a pass word 'Mudbloodssuck', and clicked 'Log in'. Instantly, a box appeared saying "Please keep it clean Mr. Malfoy". Draco jumped out of his skin!
"How could that old fool know what I typed!" he thought angrily
(A/n- Draco has no clue when it comes to software and so on..)
grumbling, he typed the next thing that came to his mind 'Darthvader'. He had seen the Muggle trilogy "Star wars" In the summer (And would never admit that He, Draco Malfoy watched a -Muggle- movie) And had enjoyed it. He typed in his password of 'slytherinsking' and logged in. A box popped up, (Which made him jump again) and a voice saying:
"You've got mail".
He noticed he had two messages- one from 'DumbledoreA' and 'Ilovegreeneggsandham'.
" I suppose I better read what Dumbledore has to say" he said aloud.
Mr. Malfoy,
I'm pleased to see you have successfully completed the first task of creating a pass word and screen name.
("You weren't pleased with my first choice" he grumbled)
please click the link to your right, as it will show you a list of people currently logged on in blue, and off-line in red. You may "Chat" with them whenever you wish-only if you have completed your home work and not during class. You also have an "Electronic mail friend" to correspond with. That person is Ilovegreeneggsandham.
Happy cyber-space wishes!
Albus Dumbledore
He then opened Hermiones message.
Dear Darthvader,
By now you will now that we are "Electronic mail friends". You have a very interesting screen name, I like it. Uh, well..have a nice day.
Greeneggsandhamlover.
He then figured out how to start a new message. He began with..
Dear Greeneggsandhamlover….
A/n and disclaimer
Sorry I'm ending it here but you will have to wait for the next chappy! But don't fret, I'm on holiday, and I haven't really got anything else to do but dream up stories. I noticed I made a few grammatical errors in the first chap-I'm sorry!. Please review, and leave any screen name idea, or even your own! I just might choose it ^_^. Please also leave any comments or criticism, they are very encouraging, and will make my story better!.I don't own any of the characters so far, and I don't own green eggs or ham (But I do have the book!) Star wars and darthy belong to George Lucas.
Now the moment you have all been waiting for..the thank yous!
LimeLlama- Thankies Jc you loony blonde lime llama who children adore! (Haha..) ~Eats the poptart~
Hermione-2113-Thank you! I will keep going!
Felsong- Thanks again! I will keep updating, don't you worry!
Jen- Thanks!, I'm planning on some good, er stuff Hehe!
Hehe
Little anonymous person-Thanks, I will keep writing! ^_^
Thanks again to my lovely reviewer's, your comments are very encouraging!
