Thanks for reviewing. The beginning of the second chapter is a lot like the LOTR script. It gets more original later.

Chapter 2

Gandalf the Grey and Frodo Baggins of the Shire were sitting on Gandalf's cart and talking.

"It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf," said Frodo.

"You didn't think I'd miss your Uncle Bilbo's birthday?" said Gandalf.

"What's happening in the outside world? Tell me everything," said Frodo.

"Everything? You're far too inquisitive for a Hobbit. Most unusual," said Gandalf. "Well, what can I tell you? Life goes on in the outside world, as it always does."

"Ah, the long expected party!" said Gandalf as they rode across a busy group of Hobbits who were trying to put up a banner that said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILBO BAGGINS".

"You know Bilbo, he's got the whole place in an uproar," said Frodo. "He's up to something," he added.

"Hmm," said Gandalf.

"Alright then, keep your secrets.But before you came along we Bagginses were very well thought of," said Frodo. "Never doing anything unusual or unexpected."

"If you're referring to the indident with the dragon, I was barely involved. I just gave your Uncle a little push out of is door," said Gandalf.

Just then, something, or someone, from the heavens fell in fromnt of the horse that was pulling the cart. The next second two more somethings or someones fell on top of the something or someone.

"Ouch," said a female voice. "Ron, get off me."

"Sorry," said another voice, which was obviously Ron's.

"Sorry, Harry," said the girl, getting up and helping the another boy she had fallen on top of. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine," said the boy whose name was Harry.

"Where are we?" asked Ron.

"Not in Hogwarts, that's for sure," said Harry.